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101  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What can i get?? on: 17-11-2009 08:20 PM
Mr "Don", unfortunately when i wanted to send the joke...a error occured....and later i found out nothing was actually posted...which seemed to be too funny....and i laughed more than the actual joke...so this one is the biggest joke i had....and i am still laughing...u c to that??  and when coolguy came and asked wtin be dis?? that made it the most funniest part coz up to this point i never knew nothing was in it.....WHO LAUGH LAST LAUGH BEST.....AND I AM STILL LAUGHING.....AND IF U HAVE GOOD EARS U COULD HEAR ME NOW....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
102  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: whats this.... on: 17-11-2009 08:16 PM
why hmmmm@coolguy??
103  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Blond=dumb?? Not this one.... on: 17-11-2009 08:15 PM
hahahahahaa...i love when a man listen to a woman...hehehehehee
104  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Funny Joke on: 17-11-2009 08:15 PM
which one no pass which one??
105  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ohhh....Ohhhhhh on: 17-11-2009 08:14 PM
why not Coolguy?? or r u jealous?? lol
106  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What can i get?? on: 17-11-2009 06:18 PM
hahhaahhahaaaa....yeah coz it was funny....hahahahahaa...i go die 4 laughter....hahahahahahaa
107  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: whats this.... on: 17-11-2009 06:15 PM
hmmmm ok...i c
108  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Funny Joke on: 17-11-2009 06:14 PM
Posted already?? 2 bad for me...lol...but still funny
109  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Max and his sister... on: 17-11-2009 06:13 PM
hahahahahaaa...i think is funny...lol
110  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ohhh....Ohhhhhh on: 17-11-2009 06:12 PM
ooo sorry Sheenor...i never knew....
111  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Blond=dumb?? Not this one.... on: 17-11-2009 06:10 PM
hahahaha cool guy keep it down...aiight??
112  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ohhh....Ohhhhhh on: 16-11-2009 02:55 AM
lol...me too i liek it
113  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Blond=dumb?? Not this one.... on: 16-11-2009 02:54 AM
lol...thats good to know then....
114  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / What can i get?? on: 16-11-2009 02:53 AM
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to
God: "Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Adam?", God replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me
with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm
just not happy"
"Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food
and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman', Lord?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and
beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that
she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so
sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make
you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will
unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the
perfect companion for you", replies the heavenly voice.
"Sounds great".
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam". "
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies. "
"She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and
your left testicle."
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern
on his face. Finally Adam says to God: "Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?"

115  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: What can i get?? on: 16-11-2009 02:51 AM
Hahahahahahhahahahahah....he biggest joke of all....hahahahahahahahh
116  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Ohhh....Ohhhhhh on: 16-11-2009 02:49 AM
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday,
and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration,
he decided a pair of gloves would be appropriate - not to romantic, and
not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he
went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister
purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk
mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got
the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the
package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your
sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she
wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade,
but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing
for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try
yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put
them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in
contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take
them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they
will naturally be a little damp from wearing.  "Just think how many
times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them
for me on Friday night.
All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing."

117  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Blond=dumb?? Not this one.... on: 16-11-2009 02:46 AM
why?? r u a first born?? lol
118  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Funny Joke on: 16-11-2009 02:45 AM
lol....a Camel is the brand of a cigarette....hahahhahaha
119  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / What can i get?? on: 16-11-2009 02:43 AM
http://[size=12pt][i][b]One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to
God: "Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Adam?", God replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me
with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm
just not happy"
"Why is that, Adam?", comes the reply.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food
and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a
'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman', Lord?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and
beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that
she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so
sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make
you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will
unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the
perfect companion for you", replies the heavenly voice.
"Sounds great".
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam". "
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?", Adam replies. "
"She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and
your left testicle."
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern
on his face. Finally Adam says to God: "Ehhh, what can I get for a rib?"[/b][/i][/size]

120  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Blond=dumb?? Not this one.... on: 16-11-2009 02:38 AM
lol...maybe@coolguy
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