well emmymth...if someone go ask me question i like for answer am na....but if question no dey for me...wetin make i come answer am na?? so i wan know....
nickyvill...u will be a lil too crazy or it's going to be here a lil bit crazy?? coz if u r a lil bit too crazy u r very much welcome....coz me too i am crazy...Lol...but in a positiv way.....
Max and his mother was outside...There were some rude teenagers and they was insulting each other...One was calling the other one Bastard....Then Max ask....Mum, whats Bastard means?? The Mum said thats a busdriver...Then he heard the teenagers again, saying Prostitute...he then ask the Mum about the meaning of Prostitute....The Mum then said is a ticket for the bus....He then heard the teenager saying brodel....he then ask the Mum about that meaning...The mum said is a busstop.... The following day max wanted to use the bus. He then said to the driver Hey bastard.give me a prostitute and bring me to the next bordel......
Max and his grandma were going out for a walk....After sometime...Max found a 50€ note, as he wants to pick it the grandma said...everything u find on the ground u r not allowed to pick....Some meters further he again saw an 100€ note,and as he wants to pick it the grandma again said...everything u find on the ground u r not allowed to pick.....Just few steps further there was a bananashell and the grandma slipped and fell...She then said...Max pls help me up...Max then said....Everything u find on the ground u r not allowed to pick it up.....
Max and his sister went to the park at night. Max then said...ooo i feel hot...The sister then replied...then take of ur shirt. Soon afterwards the sister said...Max i feel hot...he then said Ooo take of ur skirt....And it went on like this until they was completely naked....Max then ask his sister....Oooo what do u have up there....The sister saaid thats my torch....then Max asked and what u have there?? The sister replies...thats my bush...Ten the sister asked Max and what do u have down there?? Max replied thats my snake....Soon after he said to his sister...Sister pls on ur torch my snake got lost in ur bush.....
A woman just finished her bath and the husband entered straight to take a bath. Then suddenly it knock on the door...The woman wrapped a towel over her body and went to answer the door. It was the next door neighbour. As he stood there and saw the woman in her towel, he then said. I have 800.000 Naira.If u drop ur towel for me to have a quick look I will give u the money. The woman thought about it and let her towel drop. When she came back to the bathroom her husband then ask who was on the door.The wife said it was the next door neighbour.Then the husband ask....Ohhh did he said anything about the 800.000 Naira he still owes me??