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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Obasabjo in hell.... |
on: 26-04-2009 06:36 PM
| | Bush, Blair and Obasanjo r in Hell to visit Satan for an important meeting.
After some time Bush ask Satan "Pls can i use ur phone to call the white house, to c if all is ok?" Satan said "Go ahead." Bush stayed 2 minutes on the phone and dropped. Satan than said that cost 2 million dollars. After some time Blair said pls can i call London, to c if all is ok? Satan said is ok. He stayed 5 minutes on the phone. Satan then said it cost 5 million dollars. After some time then Obasanjo ask to use the phoen to call Nigeria.Satan said he can go ahead. Obasanjo stayed 2 hours on the phone. After Obasanjo dropped, Satan said it cost 20 dollars. Then Obasanjo ask: "How come Bush and Blair have to pay so much and i have to pay so less? Satan then said. Is national rate to call from hell to hell. | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Whats is the difference |
on: 25-04-2009 04:39 PM
| | The youngest son in the a family asked his father, Daddy, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'reality" Dad: I will show you. He turned to his wife and asked: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for two million dollars?" Wife: Yes. I would never waste such an Opportunity to become a millionaire. Then dad turned to his daughter: Would you sleep with Will Smith for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Yes. That is my fantasy. Dad turned to his older son: Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 million dollars? Son: Yes. Imagine what I would do with 1 million. Dad to his youngest son: You see "potentially' we are sitting on 4 million. But in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / I arrived... |
on: 25-04-2009 04:29 PM
| | A Man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong address, and without realizing he sent the mail. Meanwhile Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife, Subject: I've reached. I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have Computers here, and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival 2mrrow | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Danfo Driver |
on: 25-04-2009 04:25 PM
| | A Nursery 1 pupil in a danfo bus from school was reciting the days lesson at school, it went thus: if my father is a cock and my mother a hen, i will be a chick if my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, i will be a cob if my father is a king and my mother a queen, i will be a prince etc, etc. The bus driver was irritated by the boys 'noise', he shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy continued. Then the driver shouted; What of if your father is an 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashawo' (prostitute) , what will you be? The boy replied; I will be a 'Danfo Driver
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