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101  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: can u do d laundry for ur gf? on: 29-06-2009 11:47 AM
Quote from: HOPEA23 on 26-05-2009 08:14 PM
question for the men..
he better do mine laundry or else..
Else wat??? Angry Angry
102  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: can u do d laundry for ur gf? on: 29-06-2009 11:46 AM
Quote from: anonymous2 on 26-05-2009 07:55 PM
assuming she's been doin it for u...then she fell sick at a point in time....then she fell sick n she has her dirty clothes piled up....would u help her do d laundry? bcos u love her
hmmmmmmm.....Big question...Ok...I guess i will, but she shuld not be Accustomed to it O!!!
103  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: can u do d laundry for ur gf? on: 29-06-2009 11:43 AM
Quote from: consula on 29-06-2009 11:38 AM
i wash my ladies undies.
Ha! ma Chairman..dat 1 don Pass normal OOO!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked
104  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I am in luv wiv my friend's girlfriend. on: 29-06-2009 10:00 AM
 Cool Cool Cool
Yup! dats Old skul shit...if d gal test U, den Go for it...U might be successful  & keep it on d Low

but hey...lets look at d oda side of d Cream

If I happen 2 be ur best friend & i know abt it...den i might scrape ur D**k off wit an Hell Razor!!!

so Poster @ its now ur Choice....Pick 1
am outta here
105  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Things Nigerians does after returning from Abroad on: 28-06-2009 04:35 PM
Quote from: Nonnny on 28-06-2009 04:11 PM
This is sooo accurate!
LWKM (laff wan kill me)
hmmm......ACCURATE....... Huh?
106  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Faces of Nigerian New York ID Theft Ring on: 28-06-2009 08:18 AM
Quote from: Recoverd on 19-06-2009 11:15 AM
Cookin white rice n egusi soup wit ladY fish
Yur! wen u go cook guy Fish now???
107  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Lesbian, Homosegxwal, Heterosextual, Bissegxwal and straight. which one are you? on: 28-06-2009 08:12 AM
Quote from: fireman on 28-06-2009 04:29 AM
noooo...I just check ....I be Lesbian.
Grin Grin Grin Grin
den u re gonna make History by being d First `Black Male Lesbian`....lolz
108  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Lesbian, Homosegxwal, Heterosextual, Bissegxwal and straight. which one are you? on: 28-06-2009 01:20 AM
Quote from: Recoverd on 26-06-2009 10:09 PM
After sayin al that rubish abt yoruba pple, u want to now know how many homo n les we hav here. IDIOTIC SWINE.
Dont mind her...& wat does ur segxwal orientation has to do here....if anybody like dey can be ANTHINGsegxwal...as long as i keep gettin p***y....i dont care
109  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Women Brain VS Men Brains on: 28-06-2009 01:16 AM
Quote from: enjoyment on 23-06-2009 10:46 PM
DRAW A VALIED CONCLUTION FROM ALL THESE THENSIS, WOMEN AND MEN BRAIN ARE SIMILAR ONLY THAT.....
OF COURSE , THERE ARE EXCEPTIONAL CASES ALWAYS
 
Women - Multiple process
 Women's brians designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Woment can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new receips.
Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.   

ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.

CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. if he see an object at long
distance, immediately his brain classifies the object(bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognise the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car(if any), then concentrating only on the driving.
You can offen watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to him will shoult, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..
WOMEN ARE THE BEST DRIVERS

[color=red]LIE[/color]
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily. Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lieing.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.
Don't lie face to face.

PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearely classifys the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not clasify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem solved or not.

LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the solutions to problems
Men can not easily learn languages, he can easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal h

MEN
Men want status, success, solutions, big process… etc
Women want relationship, friends, family...etc… as three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.

UNHAPPY
if women are unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.
If men are unhappy with their work, he can not concentrae on the relations.

MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.
Women can't do this. They offen lost their way to their seat.
 
LIFE
Life is very easy to Men. One good job, One alcohol bottle is enough for him.
Women want everything in life.

SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of cofee?"
This means, Geetha really want a cup of cofee.     
In the morning..... .."do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"
Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of cofee, Pls stop the car when you see a cofee shop".
In the morning...." Can you please prepare an omlette for breakfast".

HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
Men act a lot with out thinking. Thats why many of prisons are men all over the world.


Yup..is dis 4rm some kinda Article? if yes, Plz i wanna know d Source
If no, Although some might be correct but remember dat everytin works on Individual Basis...i.e it depends on ur self cuz even Statistics can be wrong at times...me i speak Engish,Little french & Little Arabic...how`s dat??? how mnay girls dey speak 3 languages here make dem raise der hand...

so finally 2 d Poster...Nice Article & keep Enjoyin as ur name implies
110  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Things Nigerians does after returning from Abroad on: 27-06-2009 09:08 PM
Quote from: Recoverd on 27-06-2009 06:03 PM
Exactly n am a sister.

Opps! Sorry, i didnt check d Arrow...
111  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Things Nigerians does after returning from Abroad on: 27-06-2009 05:21 PM
Quote from: Recoverd on 27-06-2009 12:38 PM
Olojede, pls dnt boda urself wit these nut case. They hav their brains in their anus so cn neva act normal. Just pass

Yup...10x broda...like d sayin goes....`Dont hate D player, hate D game`
112  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Things Nigerians does after returning from Abroad on: 27-06-2009 09:08 AM
Quote from: enjoyment on 26-06-2009 10:26 AM
@Auscarj,@olojede1 u listen to ursefs if u've travelled out b4, are u not an illegal migrate do u ve papers where u're now?olo..ur problems is dat some of u dat are claming to ve gone out can not afford 3 sq mealam telling u, ve seen pple andve been wt pple like u b4 ur mate 4 naija don make am finish make u stall there dey claim say u dey hussle, u go come back one day no go know home again, if dem no repartraite u b4 den,olo... anufia... come home and c...

@ Enjoyment or wad do u call ur self...dey have already said it, Instead of U 2 Pray to God to help U one day Instead u kip on running ur gutter around....4 ur phyukin information...we no dey chop Dollars or Pounds or Euros..Nigga am gettin Arab Money men..gettin OMAN riyals...i bet u dont even know wer OMAN is....plus am Studying MARINE ENGINEERING @ the International Maritime College,OMAN...since u want a piece of me i might give U..aint one of dose losers like U wu bcuz of der ignorancy try to start abusin people dat are not in naija...i dont knw wat dat has gat 2 do here...maybe dey shuld start screenin Topics....also for ur Infomation na Egbeda i dey stay & i come home almost every year...so if u wanna hate , be ma guest loser!!!
I dont want 2 say bad tins cuz i wasnt brought up like dat but some ppl keep frustratin U cuz dey cant get 2 wer u re....GET A LIFE!!! Angry Angry Angry Angry
113  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Things Nigerians does after returning from Abroad on: 26-06-2009 02:48 AM
Quote from: Auscarj on 26-06-2009 01:45 AM
am not sure that u have international passport since you were born in Nigeria talkless of steping out of mmm airport.

So shup um ur mouth ok
Yup...U damn right men....wueva has posted dis shuld also travel out 4 a week & come back 2 naija....am sure d person wont eve like to walks on d streets of naija anymore...Trust me...dis aint a sound of inferiority but if u not der, U can neva know d feelin yur!!! am out
114  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: OPRAH WINFREY SAYS: All Nigerians Are Corrupt including Dangote on: 16-06-2009 07:15 PM
Quote from: naijasuga on 19-09-2008 11:42 AM
hello oprah,i really used to dig ur style but u just messed with d wrongest pple in dis whole universe.how cld u lift ur skirts and face ur God forsaken black ass to nigerians and call us corrupt.listen girl,1 advice for u,if u know u still have d same measure of guts u had when u made that statement,step into nigeria. whether u no go find that ur head wey that dirty suckaway u call mouth no go commot from ur body.                 biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Angry

Yup! She might be denied a Visa cuz even Americans need a Visa to naija but anytime she come, we dey here to help her Empty her $2b...
115  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Women who retain their father's name after marriage. on: 11-06-2009 12:00 AM
Quote from: sandie on 27-04-2009 03:46 AM
Quote from: mazi on 27-04-2009 02:31 AM
wen u decide to leave ur father nd mother to spend d rest of ur entire life wit a man...
there's r certain procedures dat hv to follow before dat happens....
those things r last rites to fully cut off any link wit u nd ur biological family...
then transfer nd intergret u wit ur new family via matrimony....
dat automatically severs any link btw u nd ur biological family....
nd automatically becomes a visitor in ur father's house......kappish!


huh?...lol what thats? is that some kinda trade or something? are u buying ur wife that she has to cut off every link with her and her family.Huh?

The changing of a woman's last name because of marriage only makes sense when operating under the law "that a woman is a piece of a man's real estate".... as women were once considered....but today women rights have evolved ten fold since then and women now have the right to decide whether they will take on their husbands name....

@erikaakpan babe i'm not saying i won't change...i'm only saying i can add my maiden name...but Geez!!!
Your maiden name is a REPRESENTATION of where u came from. It links u to ur heritage and family members from years gone by. Taking on a new name can align u to a new heritage and family and some may unnecessarily feel distanced from their own ancestry.

when i came into this world i was given a first name as a form of individual identity and a last name as a shared identity with blood ties.

That is why for me d idea of retaining my individuality makes it very difficult to hand over as part of d contract of matrimony.

for me it's like an act of slavery and oppression on a woman as a wife, who becomes a possession rather being a person in a working partnership of two... with one taking the lead and the other complimenting and completing

@toks-E pls tell him

Yup gourl, I agree wiv u totally & ma prayer 4 U is to marry a man dat will agree to dat cuz wit sombody like me,phyuk shit!!! u gotta bear ma name or someone`s gonna end up in d Hospital!!!
116  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Chesos..he just squeezed my boobs on: 10-06-2009 11:38 PM
Whoayk...Its really gettin Poppin in here wit all dese.....
117  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: FATHER ADMITS TO HAVING SEX WITH DAUGHTER AND GETTING HER PREGNANT 7 TIMES!!! on: 14-05-2009 01:04 PM
Wo! Wo!! Wo!!! we are  all talking dat d Father shuld be killed,slaughtgered,buried & all dat,aint tryin 2 Advocate 4 nobody but remember d Man didnt do it Alone.sex happens between 2 people & i guess d Daughter was Enjoyin it dats why she kept Kul.Think bout d Daughter 2 not only d Man.
118  Forum / Education / Re: 16-year-old emerges best UME candidate on: 14-05-2009 01:17 AM
Quote from: salawatu on 12-05-2009 10:57 AM
that lady is too young to cope with that result. may be her parent is one of JAMB official.
nothing is not possible in Nigeria.
Although JAMB management are tried their best.
Of all Exams JAMB!!! it aint GCE or WAEC.its too complex 4 a 16 year old.Even if she brilliant pass Wole Soyinka.der is sumtin fishy der cuz dis is naija & we all know how dis thing go.so am SKEPTICAL abt dat Result
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