this quote is off the hook

Dem plenty:

Baby am yours-Shai
So in Love- All 4 one
Still in love-Vanessa Williams

Business b4 pleasure

abi , she dey hot o, make I go check her temperature

Which family member na for which compound

Nice one

caught by silly fishermen

noooo I hot bia, come cook o, na ur turn

Of course na

My goodness, this was my FIRST COMMENT WHEN I JOINED, MEMORIES

na Bella teach me the biz but I no wan take ur Cous fish so my own na meat, so thats why I call u cous too

My dear cous, I now catch meat o, level don change

My mum gave a lot of advice in which some have placed here, respect others, don't always rely on someone if u can do the job, love,etc.

Most importantly Don't worry, God's time is the best(My name)!!

Ve seen two, they came to see me.. it was a nice experience

Cynthia-goddess
Ogechi-God's time

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' he says.

'I'm having a heart spasm,' cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing. his four-year-old son comes up and says, `Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!'

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

'You jerk,' yells the husband, 'my wife's having a heart spasm and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!'

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called woman.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history...

A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically in good condition for their age, but if they are having trouble remembering they might want to start writing things down to help them.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Where are you going?" his wife asks.

"To the kitchen" he replies.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks, recalling the doctor's suggestion.

"No, I can remember it."

"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down because you know you'll forget it."

He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts.

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down. Just don't start with that! Leave me alone!! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles on into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my toast?"

abeg carry go

I just wanna say the same thin too, like what are u still talkin about or are u more into the physical attributes