gbam hahaha

thanks a lot holy holy

the guy try shaa

small time they will start killing them selves ,am out(adios amigos)

kinder

they should be kill by hanging

zeigbo na bobooo!!!!

dreams

na quote

you be yeye

they can kill as much as they want

no they are at the air port chasing drug traffickers

thanks bro why didnt they broadcast this before the flood

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

- May I help you sir?  the madam asked.
 
The man replied,
- I want to see Suzy. Please.

- Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else, said the madam.
 
The man replied,
- No, I must see Suzy.
 
Just then, Suzy appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit.  Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Suzy. Suzy explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. She added,
 
- There are no discounts. The price is still £5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to her, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Suzy and they went upstairs. After their session, Suzy said to the man, 

- No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?

The man replied,
- From Edinburgh.
 
-Really. I have family in Edinburgh, said Suzy.

- I know. Your sister died. I am her lawyer. She asked me to give you your £15,000 inheritance, the man said.
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Moral of the story
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1.  Death
2.  Taxes
3.  Being screwed by a lawyer.

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.

Consul: What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab: both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man ........ isn't it hostile?

Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh..........dear!

Arab: Deer? No deer,they run too fast!

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.
The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility. ..

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"
A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description? "
A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"
A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"
A: "Yes sir, we do!"

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"
A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"
A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"
A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

*********
The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" Line -- I think he'll win.

chei akpo don suffer

for where

does it concern you ,all the money the northern elite are swindling to the Arab country cant we use it alone
to rebuild this country