Don't make me pull you by ur ears! if you doubt me u can ask bugs bunny want i did to him.     

I wounldnt know cos im human!!! LOL     

LOL @ orezo

rizimero i been no wan talk b4 o but she u kno say na the tick wey comot for your body i dey try comot.

you no know? ahh! pls wait....eh? ok!! you ready B?   LETS GO!

Abi o my brother,i say make he read somthing na my yansh he dey look,wetin my yansh get to do wit reading now? ahh i fear o! infact i fear fear!!

Thank u! Thank u!! ur far too kind 

Na shokoto i talk o! trouser hen! hen!!

Kido? b4 i count 1! 2!! 3!!! make i ask, u be gay? if u be gay make i use style style wear my shoko back.
I no dey do man.....thank u

ok o i hear you boat.......sorry meant both!!!

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone
handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned
the class looking for the guilty face.


Finding none, she quickly erased it,and began her class.The next day she went
into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the
black board.


Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she
proceeded with the day's lesson.


Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous
day's word.


Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on
the board, but instead, found the words,


The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!

An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either
Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the
next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the
manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break.
Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager
decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor
Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.


Then the manager thought he'd wait and see who would leave work the earliest,
and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack and the
manager went up to her and said, Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know
whether to lay you or Jack off.


Jill said, Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus.

Any time,Any day,Any where and Any how.

Sure Dude why not!!!