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what's the meaning of that?

chimoarikito

Seoul Can Can Weit mehr zur Inflationsbekämpfung

The topic self no correct!

wetin be dey big deal for germany....germany is fcuked


Na me be the poster? no be fight ooo.....no vex ehn!

Poster dem talk say na naijapals we dey no be germanpals....we can all speak  english and pidgin but not german.....

No hay aleman aqui.por favor escribes con ingles..

I am sure there's no German here...

Warum hast du deine Geschichte auf deutsch geschrieben? die Leute verstehen kein deutsch...du solltest  auf englisch schreiben nicht auf deutsch...es ist langeweilig.

nice one dguy

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in

front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

 

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever

sitting there.

‘You talk?’ he asks.

‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says

‘So, what’s your story?’

The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I

was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms

with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping.’

 

‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the

jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any

younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do

some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening

in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’

 

‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

 

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for

the dog.

 

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

 

‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so

cheap?’

 

‘Because he’s a Democrat and a liar. He never did any of that shit.

bad pikin...lol

i pass......old yoke

No pass like that now....no be yoke na joke

Thanks just2sexy.

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. "I am going to die tonight," and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 dollars in these envelopes. When I die you must come to my funeral and put the envelopes in my coffin with me." The man handed the three men identical envelopes.
A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish.
Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, " I can't hide what I've done. I took 10,000 dollars from the envelope because the church needed to be painted."
Then as he did so the doctor also started to fidget then finally confessed “I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing."
Then the lawyer said plainly “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount!"

A man went to a dentist and said "how much will it cost to have teeth taken out" "$90" said the dentist "that’s ridiculous" said the man.” I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60" "that’s still too expensive,” said the man "if I don't use any anesthestic I could knock the price down to $20". Still too much" said the man.” Well one of my students can do it for $10" said the dentist "perfect" said the man "book my wife for next Tuesday".

Johnbull my son I send you to school u don't know how to spell ur name...j...o...h...n..bu...ll...you don't know how to spell ur name....

Our government is weak,our law is weak,I can't believe such stupid act is still happening in Nigeria...they have to give all the foreign investors certain laws on how to treat their staff,they also have to implement a law against racism.....Dem suppose beat them as they call them monkeys...

For the fact that Samuel is under age Ajayi should spend nothing less than 15years in jail ...but our police na olodo the court sef na olodo,our  law na olodos make am...there is no strong law against child abuse and child molestation in that country...case of affray between an under age and a mature devil....nonsense

In my Opinion I think they should go back to their respective places of Service else that will be DISOBIDIENCE to Nigerias Authority.
Or am I wrong?

Nobody can be wrong than you are....What is Nigeria's authority? The Authority that was there when they were killing their colleagues?...The Authority doesn't even respect itself,it doesn't care about the citizens..... In fact there's no Authority in Nigeria.....they say what they like and do what they want ....Pls talk about something else they should stay and enjoy their stay in Lagos until all the killers  have been brought to book.....