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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Confession Of A 10-Year Old: ‘I Cannot Do Without Sex Daily’ on: 2-06-2012 12:07 AM
Quote from: Princestevo on  1-06-2012 10:51 AM
make the girl fcuk on...... carry gooo none stoping fools
Are u so stupid or just a pervet dat u dont understand d story. Don't make some1 wish dat dat 4 uoooo. May God help her.
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Nearer my Love on: 11-05-2010 12:30 PM
There is this particular guy that does not go to church, so one sunday he decided to go to church, when he entered the church there is this beautiful girl in the church so he rushed to sit at her side but b4 he got to the seat  an elderly man has occupied the seat, he now sat after the elderly man. The pastor now raised a hymn SS&SA 203 NEARER MY GOD TO THEE NEARER TO THEE. This is how the guy sang the song
GUY: Nearer my LOVE to the nearer to thee My name is ABRAHAM AFOLABI I am from River State nearer my Love to thee nearer to thee.
the girl now replied
GIRL: nearer my LOVE to the nearer to thee this man between us is my father so don't try to be smart nearer my Love to thee nearer to thee.
The guy just took his BIBLE and left the church.
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: PAINT THE TOWN RED on: 4-05-2010 05:58 PM
Thank u guz am impressed with ur response
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Paint the town red on: 4-05-2010 11:57 AM
A man wlked into the embassy for visa to travell but was refused visa saing that the information given by his son and his own informaton are different. the man gets home and asks his son wat he told the embassy people that made them refuse him visa.
this is the following conversation that took place.
Dad: wat did u tell the embassy officers that made them refuse me visa?
Son:they asked me ur favorite colour
Dad: and wat did u tell them?
Son: I told them red
Dad: ok no problem. wat about my occupation?
Son: i told them ur a painter.
Dad: what? who told u am a painter?
Son cos  i always hear u telling ur friends that ur going to paint the town RED
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Strippers in Lagos state arrested on: 9-11-2009 05:00 PM
The Gov't is not helping matters, if this girls come out of detetion, with the clubs closed wat is going to be their faith? Gov't should try and be reasonable and stop all dis nonsense they are doing. Release the girls and let life countinue the normal way.
6  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Pete Edochie kidnapped on: 17-08-2009 03:38 PM
 Angry am sorry about this. what is the country turnng into? May God c us 2ru. the Lord will surely deliver him.
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