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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Naija Boy on: 7-04-2011 02:41 AM
Α Naija guy went 2 Togo with a Fake dollars and lodged in a Hotel with a Togolese babe..After having 5 round of sex, D Guy offered her 100 dollar..d babe was happy but D guy smiled at her and said “La dollar la fake ”,D babe smiled back and said “La honeypot La Aids..... Lmao!  Grin
2  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How will you react if your girlfriend farts in public? on: 16-06-2010 04:38 AM
Well nothing really, cos its could happen to anyone
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / CHEATERS on: 16-06-2010 04:34 AM
  MEN CHEAT FOR SEX AND LADIES CHEAT FOR MONEY..... WHAT YA'LL THINK?
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Signs To Know When A Girl Is Cheating On You on: 20-03-2010 11:59 AM
Quote from: teeco on 20-03-2010 11:43 AM
RELATIONSHIP ANGLE

SIGNS TO KNOW WHEN A GIRL IS CHEATING ON YOU

1. WHEN SHE BEGINS TO RECEIVE CALLS FREQUENTLY FROM DIFFERENT GUYS AND SHE SEES NOTHING WRONG WITH  IT, WATCH IT! SHE MIGHT BE PLAYING GAMES.

2. WHEN SHE TELLS IRRELEVANT LIES AND SWITCHES OFF HER PHONE WITHOUT REASON.

3. WHEN SHE BEGINS TO FIND FAULT IN YOU OR WITH YOU. SOME GIRLS ARE VERY, VERY DEEP AND CAN PRETEND, BUT IF YOU USE YOUR HEAD AND NOT YOUR HEART HER PRETENCE WILL NOT LAST LONG.

4. CHECK OUT THE FRIENDS SHE CONSTANTLY MOVE WITH, IF THEY ARE BAD GIRLS IT WONT TAKE LONG SHE WILL SOON BE BAD.

5. IF GUYS SEEK HER ATTENTION AND SHE GIVES THEM WITHOUT RESERVATION.

6. IF SHE ALWAYS TELLS YOU NOTHING IS HAPPENING BUT SHE KEEPS RECEIVING CALLS FROM THEM.

7. WHEN YOU ASK HER THE REASON WHY SHE LOVES YOU AND SHE CAN’T TELL YOU UP TO THREE WITHOUT THINKING FOR LONG.

8. SHE CAN STILL LOVE YOU AND STILL PLAY GAMES.

9. SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE NEEDS AND STILL DOUBLE DATE.

10. ITS NOT A QUESTION OF MONEY, MONEY IS IMPORTANT BUT IT IS NOT COMPULSORY BECAUSE IT WILL COME.SO IF SHE CAN’T WAIT WITH YOU TILL YOU GET IT, SHE MIGHT NOT STAY EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE IT. SO MONEY IS NOT A REASON.

11. THIS IS STRANGE BUT IT IS TRUE, ANYWAY NOT IN ALL CASES, IF YOU ARE HAVING intimacy OUTSIDE MARRIAGE. AND IF SHE SEES NOTHING WRONG IN IT.

12. THERE ARE GOOD GIRLS YOU ONLY NEED TO BE AT THE RIGHT PLACE TO FIND THEM.

13.IF SHE COMPARES YOU WITH OTHERS.

14.IF NOTHING CHANGES WHEN YOU TRAVEL AWAY FOR LONG.
15. WHEN SHE BEGINS TO RECEIVE SECRET CALLS,

SO WATCH IT. ASK HER QUESTIONS. THE SAME GOES FOR GUYS BUT CAN EASILY BE DETECTED UNLIKE GIRLS.

THERE IS ONLY ONE REMEDY TO GET HER BACK IF YOU STILL LOVE HER

THE REMEDY IS THIS; YOU MUST REDUCE DELIBERATELY THE LOVE YOU HAVE FOR HER, REDUCE YOUR COMMITMENT. ITS HARD BUT TRY AND STOP SHOWING HER LOVE. LET HER GO BUT DON’T BREAK UP.JUST STOP LOVING HER THE WAY YOU USE TO  AND SHE MIGHT JUST CHANGE. BUT IF SHE DOES NOT LET HER GO.NOT EVEN PRAYER WILL CHANGE HER,SHE NEEDS TO BE WILLING FIRST BEFORE PRAYER CAN WORK.SEE YOU AT THE TOPMOST TOP IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP

Teeco Designer (AKA Love Mallam Grin)
OKAY I HEAR.
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: boy n mum on: 20-03-2010 11:53 AM
Quote from: Bazemaster on 19-03-2010 06:12 PM
Not funny. Reading maketh a man
        really?
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Husband n Wife on: 19-03-2010 04:08 PM
 The 50-year-old woman phoned up her 60-year-old husband. “Darling, it’s a miracle, the doctor says I’m pregnant, isn’t that wonderful? You’re going to be a father.” “That’s great” replied the husband. “By the way, who is this?”
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Rusty on: 19-03-2010 04:03 PM
Doctor, doctor, I’m so worried,” said the anxious man. “Both my wife and I have black hair, but our son’s just been born with red hair. Do you think something funny has been going on?” -“Not necessarily,” replied the doctor. “How many times do you have sex?” -“About 5 times a year.” -“Well, there’s your answer then, you’re just a little rusty.”
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / MAID on: 19-03-2010 03:56 PM
 Maid: What do you want, sir? Visitor: I want to see your master. Maid: What s your business, please? Visitor: There is a bill... Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village... Visitor: Which I have to pay him... Maid: And he returned this morning.
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Teacher on: 19-03-2010 03:47 PM
Teacher: Why are you running? -Boy: I’m running to stop a fight. -Teacher: Between who? -Boy: Between me and the guy who’s chasing me!
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / boy n mum on: 19-03-2010 03:33 PM
Boy to mother: I ve decided to stop studying." "How come?" asked the mother. "I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much." lol
11  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WHY GUYZ ALWAYS BE THE FIRST TO BREAKUP IN A RELATIONSHIP? on: 3-03-2010 04:31 PM
As for me i don't think there is true love in gurls this days all they do is play game. So why is that?
12  Forum / Travel / Re: Your First Day On A Plane on: 1-03-2010 02:52 PM
Well for me its was so much fun but i was afraid being my first day on plane.
13  Forum / Sports / Re: Bank Manager Dies At Stadium During Eaglets-Korea Match on: 13-11-2009 04:07 PM
Well may his soul rest in peace.
14  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Jim Iyke romancing a pastors wife on: 5-11-2009 05:54 PM
Hmmm she is this true? LOL
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Naked cheat gets frozen out on: 5-11-2009 05:39 PM
The man is very foolish, i wonder how his gonna come down and not being caught
16  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can you kiss in the public? on: 5-11-2009 05:17 PM
Why poster u dey feel shy? Well i have been doing that more often n i dont see anything wrong with that.
17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Alfa Impregnates Client’s Wife on: 29-10-2009 06:49 PM

I think you are so right man, I dont know how she would get pragenant if she did not accept his dick....LOL Cheesy
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Where u come from on: 25-10-2009 01:06 AM
Quote from: xter on 22-10-2009 12:21 AM
ghana boy wey ur own w/cup?
   Oh boy who say i be ghana boy? abeg make u know weytin u dey talk.
19  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 19 year old lady murders boyfriend on: 24-10-2009 12:37 AM
Quote from: singlegurl on 23-10-2009 02:47 PM
go n post your topic sumwhere else.i nid to hear sumtin romatic

So are u relly single big sis?
20  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 19 year old lady murders boyfriend on: 24-10-2009 12:32 AM
Quote from: Uzzy on 22-10-2009 10:12 PM
abeg o this is end-time!!

SISTER WHAT UP, WHY ARE U ONLINE THIS LATE?
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