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161  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Read and drop Jokes. on: 27-06-2009 02:15 PM
Quote from: meetashley on 26-06-2009 08:35 PM
I visited nigeria in 2008. so i decided to open an account. i was in the central bank when this american guy entered.
AMERICAN BOY:  where is your phyuking manager?
THE LADY:  please sir such words are not used here
AMERICAN BOY:   you men. i wanna see your ing manager, your telling me .
THE LADY:  pls Sir, you dont use such words here. i am afraid i will ask you to leave.
AMERICAN BOY:  what a ? am gonna poop you nigga.

so immidiactly the manager came out and he was like. what is going on here? the american boy starts.

AMERICAN BOY: are you the ing manager?
MANAGER: Please sir, you dont use such word here, this is a banking hall.
AMERICAN BOY: what the  is wrong with you niggas.  men. i wanna open my ing account with my ing 2 million naira, your telling me .  you all niggas.
MANAGER: ..............Come, ......what did you say?
AMERICAN BOY: i say i wanna open my ing account with my ing 2 million naira, you people are telling me . what a ?
MANAGER: and what did that ing girl told you? anyway my name is mister ing Manager, lets go to my ing Office, this is my ing Bank.
162  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: IGBO PPLE ARE ALL THE SAME, WITH ALL THESE ATTRIBUTES. on: 27-06-2009 02:12 PM
 IGBO PPLE ARE ALL THE SAME, WITH ALL THESE ATTRIBUTES.
« posted : June 23, 2009, 09:48:27 PM »   

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Greed,self interest,tribalism,ritual killings,stealing,scramble for political powers,assasination,hatred, illiteracy,betrayal, kidnapping and lies.
They can kill just to fell important in the society, not only that they have no limit to what they can do bcus of all these above attributes in them.
I am saying these now bcus i leave in a society where an IGBO man will do anything don't just limit it it's annoying i really don't want to start this topic but i was push to the wall, some IGBO folks just came back from whatever and begin to humiliate poor individual who earn their living genuenly,just to mention few of their dubious deed they 'll go ahead to do bussiness with pple and later kill the person just to claim all the dividends. Am .....ok i will hold my peace for now  but ll come back with this issue again please if u're an IGBO man and u're involved in these acts i know majority of u are involved pack out bcus END time is near the corner...A word is enuf 4 d wise.      :


 Re: IGBO PPLE ARE ALL THE SAME, WITH ALL THESE ATTRIBUTES.
« posted : Today at 12:11:08 AM »   

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useless igbo pple.
 
 
 
you see why i wrote what i wrote about yoruba? can somebody see yoruba people abusing igbos as if they are perfect? nobody wants to talk. when i talk now, you people will start to see me as a racist. you people will not read this one aby?
163  Forum / Forum Games / read and drop jokes on: 27-06-2009 02:00 PM
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I visited nigeria in 2008. so i decided to open an account. i was in the central bank when this american guy entered.
AMERICAN BOY:  where is your ing manager?
THE LADY:  please sir such words are not used here
AMERICAN BOY:   you men. i wanna see your ing manager, your telling me .
THE LADY:  pls Sir, you dont use such words here. i am afraid i will ask you to leave.
AMERICAN BOY:  what a ? am gonna poop you nigga.

so immidiactly the manager came out and he was like. what is going on here? the american boy starts.

AMERICAN BOY: are you the ing manager?
MANAGER: Please sir, you dont use such word here, this is a banking hall.
AMERICAN BOY: what the  is wrong with you niggas.  men. i wanna open my ing account with my ing 2 million naira, your telling me .  you all niggas.
MANAGER: ..............Come, ......what did you say?
AMERICAN BOY: i say i wanna open my ing account with my ing 2 million naira, you people are telling me . what a ?
MANAGER: and what did that ing girl told you? anyway my name is mister ing Manager, lets go to my ing Office, this is my ing Bank.
 
 
164  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Read and drop Jokes. on: 26-06-2009 08:35 PM
I visited nigeria in 2008. so i decided to open an account. i was in the central bank when this american guy entered.
AMERICAN BOY:  where is your phyuking manager?
THE LADY:  please sir such words are not used here
AMERICAN BOY:  phyuk you men. i wanna see your phyuking manager, your telling me phyuk.
THE LADY:  pls Sir, you dont use such words here. i am afraid i will ask you to leave.
AMERICAN BOY:  what a phyuk? am gonna poop you nigga.

so immidiactly the manager came out and he was like. what is going on here? the american boy starts.

AMERICAN BOY: are you the phyuking manager?
MANAGER: Please sir, you dont use such word here, this is a banking hall.
AMERICAN BOY: what the phyuk is wrong with you niggas. phyuk men. i wanna open my phyuking account with my phyuking 2 million naira, your telling me phyuk. phyuk you all niggas.
MANAGER: ..............Come, ......what did you say?
AMERICAN BOY: i say i wanna open my phyuking account with my phyuking 2 million naira, you people are telling me phyuk. what a phyuk?
MANAGER: and what did that phyuking girl told you? anyway my name is mister phyuking Manager, lets go to my phyuking Office, this is my phyuking Bank.
165  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Igbo, yoruba or hausa girls? men who do you preffer? on: 26-06-2009 07:01 PM
My brother preffer igbo and Hausa but will never date hausa.
166  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Lesbian, Homosegxwal, Heterosextual, Bissegxwal and straight. which one are you? on: 26-06-2009 06:57 PM
which one do you preffer/hate and what are you?
167  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: NIGERIAN GIRLS on: 26-06-2009 06:53 PM
the yoruba girls are untidy, careless, untruthful. some of them are after your money while some are not. when i was in Enugu, there was one of my classmate called Tejo Olatunde. from Ibadon. she no dey do small boys, na sugar daddy. if any boy from the school talks to her, she will give you a serious warning. may her soul RIP. she later died by motor accident on her way to Benin.

the igbo girls are after your money at the begining but as time goes on she will learn to love you if you are not parsimonious and you must make her to trust you, by being truthful. then she will not be after your money. but not all igbo girls are after your money. but mostly, igbo girls want to have a rich boyfriend, a rich husband and when she has him, she wants to have a house maid, cleaner, driver, cook. while some want to do it by themselves. love my igbos.

i dont know about hausa, haven"t done anything together with them.
168  Forum / Celebrity Talk & Discussions / Re: Michael Jackson is dead..... on: 26-06-2009 06:03 PM
may your soul rest in peace mike. although you commited uncommitable. all the same we love you. 
before we close let us pray for him so that God will accept him in heaven. Amen?
in jesus name! in the mighty name of Jesus. heavely father we your children have come before you Lord. we commit our brother unto your hands. pls save his soul from fire. although he disobeyed you by changing the black skinn you gave him to white skinn. lol. pls forgive him and dont let it to be too late. All this i pray in your name.

enjoyment please close the prayer.

169  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: IGBO PPLE ARE ALL THE SAME, WITH ALL THESE ATTRIBUTES. on: 26-06-2009 05:52 PM
If the igbos are all what you have mentioned,why dontnaigeria allow them to have their own federation so that the can go their country and kill themselves there.Atleast,that will make you govern urselves in peace.Igbos no good yet you dont allow them to go.be warned.


you will live long bertona. we are bad and they dont want us to go. why? because they will miss us if we leave. what is nigeria without igbo. dont mind that sissy. he/she is monkey with no mother. he needs help in his stupid skull.
170  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: IGBO PPLE ARE ALL THE SAME, WITH ALL THESE ATTRIBUTES. on: 26-06-2009 05:48 PM
IwantBlood. you are nothing but nincompop. you abuse hausa, igbo and yoruba. i can see you are not even nigerian. you dirty dog with no father. Osu. Kwokwokwo. Ike ezi. rejected nincompop. Stupid sissy. uneducated shlampe. forest monkey. mumu.
171  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Who are the HAUSAS'? on: 26-06-2009 05:40 PM
They are so naive,dull,and arrogant.
They are even more dirty when u compare them to The Yorubas'
They are more into ritual killing when compared to the IGBOS"
They like power the more,hence, they can do anything to get that power even to kill for it.
They are so whatever....   
Am irritated already bcus they don't look good at their childish stage,very anyhow...
Naija pple know what am talking about,plase don't pretend not to know all these useless attributes attached to a real aboki......   
 

i believe you. they are illitrates. only few of them go to school. (very few. you can even count them) they preffer leading cows than going to school. Malams.
172  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: what do you like about your tribe? on: 26-06-2009 05:35 PM
well, igbo tribe is cool. like our culture and tradition. very rich. i like my people. dalu nu.
173  Forum / Politics / English is prohibited, Igbo only. ikwenyere na Biafra ko n"ikwenyenyi? maka gini on: 25-06-2009 06:21 PM
gini kpatara Biafra? Ikwenyere na ya?
174  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: why are igbo girls fair and more prittier than other tribes in Naija? on: 25-06-2009 06:13 PM
  Re: why are igbo girls fair and more prittier than other tribes in Naija?
« posted : June 23, 2009, 04:41:40 PM »   

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@ valley dust.....am here!
@cbee n diplomatic....pls gurls wake up!!! d last 2beauti contest held 4 naija gurls was won by ibos...so wat d heck!!phew!
 
thanks. she is from Anambra. igbo kwenu whether ofemmanu likes it or not.
 
175  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: why are igbo girls fair and more prittier than other tribes in Naija? on: 25-06-2009 06:08 PM
igbos are pritty, whether they are black or fair. they are beautiful. If you see Black Ofemmanu and black igbo you will know the different.
176  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: why are igbo girls fair and more prittier than other tribes in Naija? on: 25-06-2009 06:03 PM
  Re: why are igbo girls fair and more prittier than other tribes in Naija?
« posted : Yesterday at 07:03:51 PM »   

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yeah i agree wit u,whr i come from,owerri...we r beautiful n we ve got lovely skin both d fair n dark skinned.i tink its our wether,food cos we eat lots of vegetables just like d calabarians.its also heriditary.
 
 
 
pls not only owerri girls are pritty. all igbos girls, (Anambra, Bayelsa, Enugu, Abia, Imo, Delta, Rivers) are beautiful.
177  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Why are igbo girls fair and more prittier than other tribes in Naija? on: 19-06-2009 05:45 PM
they are fair because their generation were mixed. so that collor is still going on.
they are prittier because they are fair and they done like skin pain. sure you can see black ones but not much. they know how to take care of themselfs by controlling their bodies and they know how to dress nice ( make up etc).
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