| So this lady is in the mall, and she's in the
mood for some ice cream. She walks up to Baskin
Robins and starts looking at the choices.
"What can I get for you lady?" the Ice Cream Man
asks. "Hmmm... how about a triple scoop of
chocolate ice cream please," she says. "Oh I'm
sorry lady, we just ran out of chocolate so can
you please pick something else?" the ice cream
man says.
"Oh sure OK, let's see," the lady says, "OK how
about making me a chocolate milkshake then." And
the ice cream man says, "Lady I just told you I
ran out of chocolate so I can't make you a
chocolate milkshake. Would you like to try
something else?"
"Oh yeah, right OK," the lady says as she looks
up and down the menu, "Alright then fix me up a
chocolate float." So now the ice cream man is
kind of irritated. He asks the lady, "Lady can
you answer a few simple questions for me?"
"Sure," she says.
"OK," the ice cream man says, "How do you spell
'van' as in 'vanilla'?" "That's easy," she says
"V-A-N"
"Very good," the ice cream man says, "Now how do
you spell 'straw' as in 'strawberry'?" "Oh
that's S-T-R-A-W," the lady replies.
"Great," the ice cream man says, "now how do you
spell 'phyuk' as in 'chocolate'?" And the lady
stops and thinks for awhile with a puzzled look
on her face. Finally she says, "Hey there is no
'phyuk' in 'chocolate'." And the ice cream man
quickly fires back, "That's what I've been trying
to tell you lady! There is no phyukin' chocolate!" |
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dt was really beautiful..but i know mine will be so much better. 
