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Forum / Politics / Re: Professor Wole Soyinka Endorses Ribadu For President (Page 3) |
on: 7-04-2011 06:10 PM
| | This is the reason why Nigeria can never develop cause the people always wants to dance to the tune of the man in power even when it is obvious that he has not done anything for the people.... Nigerians are suffering and smiling now they have a chance to change it yet they want to blow it....
Goodluck is not a leader, he is a follower.. I prefer every candidate to GEJ if this election was to run in the United states he wont even be in the top 5 contenders... | | | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 2-04-2011 04:58 PM
| | Who's got the balls to battle NEXT, any answer?
well I love battling, its the only way we live happily ever after
i could beat you in everyone's laughter
and am sure you will feel better later after.. | | | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 30-03-2011 07:08 PM
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Shout out to all real rappers, i say go make em bread,
whoever sleeping on me should've stayed in bed
I'm on the grind like when I phyuk 50's sister missionary,
If your looking for sympathy, nigga go find a phyukin dictionary
Next here to drop lines to make ya lil fame drop,
cuz yo ass so skinny you can dodge rain drops
I never liked you cause your rap's so whack in nature,
he trying to represent a scene but he's out of the picture
Battling me was a bad decision
when am done you gon be on mad prescription
Even my indirect lines hit you directly,
your so dumb you can't even make mistakes correctly,
I haven't even begun to try take this guy apart,
I mean i drop shit and this boy ain't even a silent fart
Just askin, Why should I even throw the book at him,
this guy wouldn't be hard even if Medusa looked at him
You dont want it with me dawg com on, raps my genotype
if we kill everyone that hates you we'd call that a genocide
Talking bout you shooting hot rounds, is a lie lie lie,
You are so fake your phone number starts with a five five five
You aint no leader dude nobody ever followed you
you ass was a mistake no insult boy but your mum should have swallowed you
RESPEKT to your mum, p.s tell your sis i said she could text or call,
I heard that you were born on the highway well that's where most accidents occur
You wouldnt make the top 6 billion in the rappers i rate
you are so deep in 50cents ass that when he passes gas your dick vibrates
Incase you dont know i rep warf side, you'll never walk alone or you'll get gang raped,
it's the only city in naija where you can catch aids from a hand shake
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 11-03-2011 10:21 PM
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Guess whose back in the motherphyuking house
with a big dick for your motherphyuking mouth
Clear the runways,cuz Ima make u rappers my examples
Avoid battling me like Im H.I.v infected blood samples
When i get on this battle hood
am always in a battle mood
and any nigga i battle food
See these battle dudes
should show some gratitude
cause half of them be copying my style
while the other half just confused
You battle me your ass gon loose
check the last dude i battled i got his ass chewed
i ate that dude like fast food
Sound ill but am sicker than that
I ran through every bitch in my path,
I've been phyukin chicks in the ass,
since I was six n a half,
My walls so firm i never fell
it aint hard to tell that my rhymes should be locked up in a cell
Talk shit i'll rape your sister and throw her over the bride
come to your house piss on your soda and put it back in the fridge
Stick my dick into your ear phyuk what you heard
unlike that 50 dude, i dont window shop i spend bread
So phyuk the shit that has been said
wasn't for me this rap place would have been dead.
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 25-01-2011 12:36 PM
| | Shut up 50 you sound more like Orland.... Where is Ogu, raydark and Briz? How could you guys allow this forrum to be run by wackstars like 50 and money changer? | | | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 24-01-2011 06:36 PM
| | Shut up y'all the Don is back
Who da phyuk is 50? that dude sound wack!!!!
How y'all be claimin king when y'all dont even know the basics
Am the rap king Ya'll want to be so y'all just got to face it.
phyuk it!!!
Hail Marry
hell scarry
tell jerry
The bad cat is a bad cat is back in town.... | | | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 10-11-2010 10:29 AM
| | NEXT JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL!!! THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND PRAYERS YA'LL...
I WILL BE BACK ON MP SOON JUST NEED SOME TIME TO EASE MY STRESS!!!
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 15-09-2010 03:11 AM
| I MIGHT NOT KNOW HOW TO RAP BUH I NO A GUD RAP WEN I SEE ONE. NO RAP HAS IMPRESSED ME SO FAR. I HAVE VSEEN RHYMES NOT RAP. THE MAIN DIFF. HERE IS THAT IN RAP , PUNCH LINES R INVOLVED. TAKE THE CUE FROM MI. HE SAYS- 'THEY NEED 2 CLEAN UP THEIR FLOW THEY NEED OMO'
MI-'NOBODY TEST ME EVEN IF THEY GOT TES*** CUZ I GOT THE PR**K'
EMINEM-'TO ALL THOSE HU LOOK DOWN ON ME AM TEARING DOWN THEIR BALCONY'
TAKE NOTE AM DOING THIS FOR HIPHOP
Its funny cause you dont even know what you talking about in this forum, i think i have dropped far more and doper punchline than M.I
cause he is famous doesnt make him better than any of us here in NP let me juxtapose two punchlines and lets see which is tighter
M.i SAYS- 'THEY NEED 2 CLEAN UP THEIR FLOW THEY NEED OMO'
I SAY- "am serious the only time he flow is when hes having his period"
MI-'NOBODY TEST ME EVEN IF THEY GOT TESties CUZ I GOT THE PR!cK" All due respect to mi but this is a stupid punch line...
me against my man Tssy i used something like this- "this pr!ck got more lip than a sore clit on a gurgeous ho"
talking about punchline here is a couple of them
"fnck around you get shot while you having a dream, just like martin luther King"
"My rhymes sick like your face when your aids test came back"
or the one that i came up with in my last verse
"I hit the streets with a Semi(auto riffle) looking fow luvy like i was prince Akeem"
i took him back to eddie murphy's movie tittled comming to America, where he eddie (Prince Akeem) had to look for love in the streets of newyork with his Servant name Semi.....
So as you can see there is more to a punch line than just the rhymes...
its not about me but i can say here without missin words that i have seen some of the best of punchlines here comming from Tssy, Ogu, Raydark, Briz, Steeve, even Orland droped alot of tight punchlines,considering we do it for fun and not for money thats something you need to commend us for... I think you might want to go through the rhymes in the forum again and this time try to understand it and stop saying shit you dont know nothing about. Even M.I will not be too confident if he reads the rhymes some of us are dropping here..
I get pissed off when i read trash from people who dont even know what a good punchline is...
And as for lil luvy and that lil bitch that call him self rapgod, ya both toddlers
So head for the border
cause my flow is deep
ya gonna have troubles keeping your head above water... | | | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 11-09-2010 05:39 PM
| | See my rap game brings flame
this lame acting insane
he get his membrain poped like a thin chain
better refrain
i'll add sh!t stain to your weak fame
i thought you r wise but you a fool
i dont know what you've been smoking cause you sounding confuse
What you think we came here to do, play pool?
comparing a bear to a wolf
and bringing the David stories too?
like your sister you r sweeter than horny dew
and thats why your mellon is getting chewed
by this time tomorrow i'll be at your house milking her pnssy juice..
your lil bars aint shit boi, i'll brake all of them
he sound like he is smoking mango leaves thats why i make fun of him
he dont know the rules still, so i'ma keep sonning him
and dawg you got alot of skillz but rap just aint one of them
when next spit lil bois seat
i've been controlling the game since i was 14 on a joy stick
When am in the house the truth is in the building
when you in the house the little b!tch is in the building
So watch your mouth else there'll be a missing tooth in the building
fnck around and i'll throw you through the roof and the ceiling
You wanno battle dawg? then get your rap on
you already know NEXT got the track on
its like like a crap porn
cause i'll make your sister fnck your ass with a strappon
you got heat, come on go ahead spit your lil fire out
i'll just flow water men i put your lil fire out
dont be the reason dawg, that the church bring the choirs out
but if you insist then com on, let the trials start......
See i've been around in this rap sh!t since my teens
droping rhymes that could bruise your limbs you know what i mean?
check my stats even angels couldnt pimp my queen
i' hit the streets with a Semi looking for luvvy like i was prince Akeem
you've never seen a prince out clean
cause dawg am gloved up tight
you see what am doing to you nigga?
you know its fnck up right?
I told you, you dont want to get stuck with a dude with the heart of a lion
ryhming like i chew with the monitor, you get cuddle in the embrace of a boa constrictor
i can drop you with a jab, you fake you've got chin glass
Ever since birth you've been a b!tch ask your dad
when you where born the male doctor slapped your ass
instead of crying you just looked back and laugh!
you probably wearing boxers thats pink
the other day in toilet at your crib, your boyfriend had you bend over on the top of the sink
your mum walked passed she was so shock she dropped her drink
and there you where trying to pull your pants up, talking about mum wait its not what you think.
See dawg in this battle one thing is for sure
at the end NEXT gon be the one walking tall
You wouldnt battle me dawg if you've read my rhymes before
So when you say am wack, every one knows that was not my rhymes you saw..
Since NEXT cam out
everyone's been ryhming about NEXT to this and NEXT to that
Its like NEXT is good and NEXT is bad
Even Little Luvvy thinks that NEXT is WACK
Next he is Sad when NEXT just rap
Now how you like NEXT chewin your ass?
NEXT go hard when NEXT attack
Cause NEXT drop flows that will soak your pads
NEXT is dope dawg, lets go back
Look at my feet right now and tell me where your NEXT rhymes at.....
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 8-09-2010 05:10 PM
| | Little luvvy, little luvvy!
base on the rhymes you r dropping here
You are only as good as the females in here
Little luvvy, little luvvy!!
Look around this forum you b!tch aside from Eve and Dami
you are the only one with a uterus
Little luvvy, little luvvy!!!
You are sweeter than licorish,
the only thing hard about you is the skin on your clitoris
Little luvvy, little luvvy!!!!
i know you like it when i call you little luvvy
but you real name is little bitch now your pnssy is startin to feel heavy...
Look am dissapointed with what Naijapals is giving me
i'ma make your own pals wanno smack you literally
you got garbage punchlines and plastic simile
i'll recycle your rhymes to trash your lyricly
back in high school i smash his chikidy
to cut she cut science class to visit me
we had the chemistry
connected physic-ly
fnck your b1tch and her best friend
and the rest is history....
now fast foward to currently
lil luvvy versus NEXT2ME
thats why he hates me instantly
in naijapals Geography
Social studies
the whole NP loves me
but you r not even famous amongst your own np buddies
Now am rhyming with pleasure
is time for the lecture
i'll play the part of professor
in your hardest seamester
i'll offload your pocket
collect your wallet
leave you a gun and some bullet
just to see if you would snap
but you wont cause you softer than your sisters ass
and you r a gay billy in addition to that..
Now back to the class
am chewing your ass
You think you r dope?
well lets see who is gon first run out of gas...
I aint the finest
but my schooling is priceless
all my students are lifeless
and you gon loose to the nicest!
you a keyboard beat and am an mp snare
your tank is on E and am MC squared!!!
Easy little man you gon pull a muscle flexing
am like a blazer but i come dubble brested
am tested and bested my flow digested
Ryhmes r chested my style is CRESTED!!! | | | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 8-09-2010 05:07 AM
| | You are a joke boi, you dont wanna battle me you just love to read my rhymes...
If you really wanno battle me then come up with something dope and stop droping childish bars which are not even readable.....
If you want me to respond to your raps then drop a minimum of 30 bars with good punchlines and not this your 7 unreadable lines that you keep dropping.... | | | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 7-09-2010 05:22 AM
| | HAHAHA i dnt even know why am wasting my time replying to a bunch of trash
expecially when its coming from miss luvy, who loves stickin bananas in his ass
You couldnt even com up with a reasonable sentence let to talk of a punch line
And dam he was still laughing his ass out like that was just fine..
I wonder how your dad would feel if he reads this
he'll be like dam why did i pay his school fees
Look dont push me cause i dont wanno fight
Cause you are a pnssy and you virgina aint tight
Go back to your ABC and stop hating me
If i was LAME then why's your sister dating me?
Funny move dawg, for you to try and battle me?
You couldnt even beat the wack version of me.
Read my lines he quote and compare it to what he wrote
then ya'll could see that this nigga is nothing but a joke....
Your lil bars aint amazing girl
you are lame girl
its obvious from your name girl
Dropping wack rhymes, you should be ashamed girl
Talking about the snare of my drum set
Dawg even my hi-hat would knock you off set
I come through wicked with a satan's Braid
Leave a bangin sound in your ear like an 8-0-8
Feel my baseline as you are getting clapped
thats what you get dawg for being wack
Look luvy be a good girl and stay outta my park
stop fncking around dawg and take my d1ck outta ya mouth.....
Hail mary
hell scary
tell jery
the bad cat is back in town... | | | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 31-08-2010 09:50 PM
| | YOU LITTLE MONKEY!!!
Nigga am a real life all around spitter
You just a wack nerd keyboard beater
this aint a real battle so i aint fncking around with you
But you r about to get serve now, thats what fncking around gets you
See this is what happen when the scene gets over saturated
How kids like you trying to rap cause you r freekishly over fascinated
But see nigga you dont even know half the basics
you dont want to battle NEXT we all know that so you just have to face it
You just want to rhyme Next to me cause you r so infatuated
Thinking that will probably make your name gets a lil elevated
You r like a square in our cycle there for you are outta shape
Your rymes is based on a 1998 literature there for your whole style is outta date
Look With the wings i got, i defend my spot
Droppin ryhmes so hot, till your heart beat stop
try to ride in my lane boi your rims will pop
try holding my crown your limbs will rott
try wearing my shoes i'll even lend you socks
feels like you rucking timbs made of zuma rock
a baby with a butter knife versus a samuria with a sword
I got a pit bull bite, lock jaw with a lions roar
You got a mash mellow heart with a styrophone spinal cord
Am a top pimp, while your sister is the worst kind of hor
she gets fncked once in a year cause her virgina is sore
Sayin you got flows? Who do you think you kidding boi you cant be serious
the only time you flow is when you r having your period
So fnck you and all other rappers like you
there really aint no telling what NEXT might do
How da fnck am i suppose to get serve by you?
My rhymes seat on yours from a birds eye view
Look when you step up in my ring
hope you brought all the strenght you can bring
cause i'ma put your ass up in a sling
and fnck your squad wont do a thing
My words get you hung up in a beam
fnck around and you'll get shot while you having a dream
Just like Marthin Luther King
maybe you got a song that you can sing
cause to me, you just cant rap
My rhymes sick like your face when your aids test came back!!! | | | | |
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Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Rap Battle |
on: 31-08-2010 08:00 AM
| i get my hand behind the mic
but u will never see it if u sit behind the light
but u ve to beat me to win the tittle fight
cos am gonna wear the championship belt so tight
cos if am wrong there is no right
a nigga called him slef a beast
but she can never know au we runs things
You want to talk to NEXT then come out straight and stop acting like a lil b1tch,
Yea am a beast, Nigga i will devoure you and your whole squad anytime any day.................. | | | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I need some tips people. HELP PLSssssss! |
on: 25-08-2010 05:46 PM
| | Listen gurl guys are not that dumb, he'd already notice you and he knows what he is doing so don't try too hard cause it only makes you look stupid in his eyes...
There are two possibilities here it is either he is dating someone else or am sorry you are just not his type and he's eyes is on someone else..
Even if you succeeded in wooing him there is a high possibility (lets say %95) that the relationship wont stand the test of time cause naturally guys are hunters, they like to hunt for what they want they enjoy doing the chase, they like proving themselves in what ever way they can to get what they want, they don't value something they didn't stress themselves for... So be wise, if he wants you, he will come for you. Guys know what they want in a lady so if he see's it in you he will surely come for you no matter how shy he is, but if you woo him into it, he will ass well make a triumphant entry into your Jerusalem, eat your bread drink your wine and finally tell you "it is finished" .. | | | | |
