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681	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: She is a woman.	on: 7-10-2009 03:42 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 6-10-2009 04:56 PM Ok OK WHAT?

682	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Boy 'Locked In Closet For Years' Blames Mum	on: 7-10-2009 03:41 AM
Quote from: eve_ebony on 29-09-2009 08:30 PM wowwwwwww... people are really wickecd... EVE EM BE LIKE SAY I KNOW YOU OOOO?A BEG I LIKE YOU.....BUT NO DO LIKE EVE OK?

683	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: She is a woman.	on: 7-10-2009 03:39 AM
Quote from: asaph on 6-10-2009 10:32 AM Quote from: olame4 on 5-10-2009 03:41 PM i need some1 to love me That is great. Please love me. YOU ARE NEVER RESPONSIBLE, YOU DEY BEG AM TO LOVE YOU, YOU MUST BE A HARLOT

684	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What Must I, A Non Nigerian Do To Woo A Lagos Lady.	on: 7-10-2009 03:30 AM
Quote from: sandie on 24-09-2009 08:44 PM Quote from: onchedu on 24-09-2009 08:14 PM Hold money & get sweet mouth. Wait o, Lagos babe? Dem get diff grade. The made in Japan dey and the made in China dey. Depend on what U want but generally if U have a sweet mouth and have the means to create lots of fun and know how to have fun.. GBAM! U're not serious I guess ur babe is made in Belgium SHUT UP, IF THEY CALLED BABES YOU SURE SAY THEM GO SEE YOUR BACK?

685	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Graduate income in Nigeria	on: 7-10-2009 03:23 AM
Quote from: nellygold on 3-10-2009 09:47 PM Quote from: nesta4christ on 3-10-2009 03:54 AM how can somebody manage with such income, thank God im not in that conutry called nigeria! una dey try sha! One need to be a managing director to be able to manage YOU BE MANAGER?

686	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Graduate income in Nigeria	on: 7-10-2009 03:22 AM
Quote from: biggs on 6-10-2009 03:59 PM for How long are we going to leave in hard way, most we do everything in hard away, even to ease/urinate is hard in Naija NA EM MAKE YOU SIT DOWN FOR GROUND? POVERTY DEY SHOW FOR YOUR BODY SORRY OOOOOOO.

687	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Kaduna State SSG Released	on: 7-10-2009 03:15 AM
Quote from: Ricardoprinz on 6-10-2009 03:50 PM Nice it is someone in government tht they have kidnapped this nice one.Guys if u want to kidnap pls go for those animals tht we voted 4 and has taking tht chance stealing and destroying tht country.KUDOS to u guys Carry gooooooooooooo NEXT NA YOUR TURN

688	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Kaduna State SSG Released	on: 7-10-2009 03:13 AM
Quote from: willo4eva on 6-10-2009 12:14 PM all these boko haram people again. WHO TELL YOU SAY NA BOKO HARAM PEOPLE?

689	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How can you make your man hate u and brake up with u?	on: 7-10-2009 02:45 AM
Quote from: xter on 6-10-2009 03:43 AM whats all dis pix about ABOUT OZO TITLED CHIEF OR CHIEFTAINCY TITLE

690	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Graduate income in Nigeria	on: 6-10-2009 03:47 AM
Quote from: stanijomah on 3-10-2009 04:23 PM i wish i can just enter that presidential sit for just a day to show our so call useless and selfish politicians who woundn`t listen to the cry of innocent citizen of our beloved country nigeria.one of the biggest problem in that country is electiricy.we don`t expect foriegn investors to come in when there is no power supply.without this ppl coming in to set up companies or our brothers and sister who are well to do.then tell me how can one get job. so pls vote for me i`m interested in that sit NA JOKE OR ABI YOU DEY DREAM? WHICH PRESIDENT YOU WAN BECOME? YOU THIEF YOU BETTER GO LIE DOWN BECAUSE YOU NO GO EVEN REACH ASO ROCK TALK OF ENTERING THE GATE......YOU WAN BECOME PRESIDENT AND DO MORE THAN WHAT THEY HAVE DONE CRIMINAL, DON`T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT..

691	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Graduate income in Nigeria	on: 6-10-2009 03:42 AM
Quote from: shine1177 on 3-10-2009 05:10 PM God will send help to the youths of this land FROM WERE? LISTEN HEAVEN HELP THOSE WHO HELP THEM SELVES..

692	Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Graduate income in Nigeria	on: 6-10-2009 03:40 AM
Quote from: teeco on 23-09-2009 04:33 PM I no know my father is still feeding me and paying me at the same time HOW MUCH HIM DEY PAY U?

693	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How can you make your man hate u and brake up with u?	on: 6-10-2009 03:27 AM
Quote from: jamexin on 2-10-2009 04:01 PM Tell him he is too weak in bed. you could also let him know his D is so small. NA BECAUSE U NO CIRCUMCISE? NA EM MAKE YOUR DICK LONG LIKE UMBRELLA, NO TALK DAT RUBBISH HERE AGAIN...

694	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How can you make your man hate u and brake up with u?	on: 6-10-2009 03:23 AM
Quote from: Tyako4real on 2-10-2009 02:20 PM Hi girl! Firstly, i want to ask that ever since you've been together, has he make love with you? If yes that mean there is a way out. You just go direct to him and accuse him of infected you of HIV and from there you people will start, you know... i think you too should know what next to do as a woman... YOU DEY CRASE, NA CHILDHOOD DRAMA YOU DEY TALK HERE? HIV NA NEW THING? YOU WEY DEY TALK YOU NO DEY POSITIVE?

695	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How can you make your man hate u and brake up with u?	on: 6-10-2009 03:18 AM
Quote from: diddyimpala on 4-10-2009 11:08 PM breakup and take me lol ooooooooo wait maybe you gonna demolish me just like you did to him DIDDYIMPALA YOU ARE FIRED, YOU HEAR ME? LISTEN TO YOURSELF (BREAK UP AND FOLLOW ME) FOLLOW YOU GO WERE?THIEF, YOU WANT A WOMAN WHO WILL FEED YOU LAZY BOY, I DEY VEX FOR YOU NOW, IF YOU WANT TO BE DEMOLISHED THEN CALL BULLDOZER TO BULLDOZE YOU NOT ONLY DEMOLISH YOU...........MAGA,MUGU,FUGU,SHEGE,WAKA,phyuk U,YOU ARE NONSENSE,USELESS,SENSLESS,HOPELESS,HOMELESS AND IF CARE IS NOT TAKEN YOU WILL BE LIFELESS........HARLOT

696	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How can you make your man hate u and brake up with u?	on: 6-10-2009 03:10 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 3-10-2009 11:49 PM passing...and singing... SHUT UP AND COME BACK HERE ....................AND ALSO SAY SOMETHING........

697	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How can you make your man hate u and brake up with u?	on: 6-10-2009 03:05 AM
Quote from: prencess on 5-10-2009 07:27 PM that's it now good girls always fall in the hand of the bad guys any way just follow ur heart and dont do some thing stupid WHICH KIND GOOD GIRL?

698	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How can you make your man hate u and brake up with u?	on: 6-10-2009 03:03 AM
Quote from: rachael4best on 5-10-2009 07:10 PM u dont have to live him like that, even if he dont have anything now,he can still turn up tommrow to help u,just give him a second chance,may be is the time he need you most,that why he his still calling for forgiveness, look onto him, we are mad to forgive one anther,u can live him now and you will fall into anther bad hand, we all no true love is hard to find. BUT WHEN HE TURN UP TOMORROW HE WILL LEAVE HER FOR SURE...HE DON`T HAVE TO NEED HER MOST AGAIN, AND MIND YOU RACHAEL AM VERY ANGRY BECAUSE THE GUY DON phyuk HER phyuk HER, HE DISCOVERED THAT SHE`S NOTHING TO HIM AGAIN SO HE HAD ANOTHER PLAN IF YOU DON`T KNOW....STOP TALKING ABOUT FORGIVES HERE OK? THERE IS NOTHING LIKE TRUE LOVE IS HARD TO FIND, IS JUST FOR UGLY LADIES...........DAMN YOU.

699	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How can you make your man hate u and brake up with u?	on: 6-10-2009 02:53 AM
Quote from: lollypop on 5-10-2009 02:25 PM Vivian, let's be candid with ourselves, with all u've said so far, there's no love in the relatnship, the guy just wants to use u and dump u. If such a man gets what he wants 2day, am sorry, he will dump u 4 another girl. Experience they say is a good teacher, I have seen different cases of such relationship and I have also been involved, thou, I gave him another chance but no way, it ended up 2 be d same. So, there's fire on d mountain, u better run, run, run! God will surely give u ur heart desire partner, not this mother phyuker! Good luck 2 u. GBAM!! LALLYPOP, YOU ARE RIGHT, INFACT WERE ARE YOU LIVING I WANT TO MAKE A DELIVERY OF (OK POP SWEET) TO YOU,TO BE HONEST YOU HAVE CONCLUDED THIS DISCUSSION NOW VIVIAN OR WHAT EVER YOUR NAME IS, JUST ESCAPE THAT YOUR LOVER BOY BEFORE YOU WILL EXPERIENCE A BROKEN HEART AFTER ALL THERE ARE A LOT OF MEN OUT THERE, LISTEN I WILL ADVICE YOU TO FOLLOW (SUGAR DADDY) THAN TO FOLLOW A HANDSOME FELLA THAT DOESN`T LOVE YOU OK? NOW I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED A MONTH AGO, A GIRL AND UNDER AGED GIRL OF ABOUT 16,17 OR 18YEARS FELL IN LOVE WITH A GUY IN LAGOS WHILE SHE WAS LIVING IN IMO STATE SO ON THE SAME CONDITION THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND NEEDS CASH AND HE THINKS YOU ARE THE ONE AGAINST THAT LIKE WISE THAT GIRL`S BOYFRIEND HE NEEDS CASH BUT HOW WILL IT COME AFTER ALL THEY SAID THAT MANNER DON`T FALL FROM HEAVEN SO HIS FRIEND ADVISED HIM OF DOING RITUAL JUST TO MAKE THE MONEY SO HIM AND HIS FRIEND WHOM INTRODUCED HIM TO THE NATIVE DOCTOR WHO DEMANDED FOR A LADY`S HEAD AND THE LADY MUST BE HIS LOVED ONE`S SO HE HAVE TO TRAVEL TO IMO STATE, WHEN HE REACH THERE AS USUAL THE GIRL GAVE HER FOOD AND ALSO SEX SO AFTER THAT HE HAS NO CHOICE THAT TO CUT OFF HER NECK AND HIDE HER BODY INSIDE THE BUSH, SO LATER THE GIRLS BODY WAS FOUND THAT DAY AND HE HAS CARRIED THAT HEAD TO LAGOS TO CUT OFF THE STORY, THE GIRL`S FAMILY RUSHED WITH POLICEMEN TO HIS HOUSE AT LAGOS AND STARTED SEARCHING BUT ONLY FOR THEM TO SEE THE HEAD OF THEIR ONLY DAUGHTER AND WHAT THE GIRL`S MOTHER WAS SAYING IS THAT THEY WARNED THE GIRL TO LEAVE THE BOY BUT SHE REFUSED AND NOW HER EARS HAS KILLED HER.......SO DO YOU SEE?ALL AM SAYING IS FIND A TRUE AND HANDSOME GUY TO LOVE IF YOU DON`T SEE BUZZ ME I WILL TELL YOU MORE IN ME.........

700	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: how can you make your man hate u and brake up with u?	on: 6-10-2009 02:35 AM
Quote from: onchedu on 26-09-2009 01:09 PM Try insulting every member of his family to his face. "Ur mother is the most stupid woman I've ever met" Said in the midst of a normal conversation as an honest passing comment 'U didnt think would offend him "Ur dad is sooo broke..." "U people are ugly in Ur family o..." HAHAHA THAT`S RIGHT MAAN.

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