E get d way u as a lady go take dey wey go determine d kind toastin u go receive 4rm guys.
If u dey dirty,tattered,d guy go dey consida d kind english e go use,u go hear somtin lyk dis. Guy: hey u gal,show show. Na toastin make me cal u o. Go ask dose gals wey i toast 4 our area wey no gree,i burn dia house.Burn house neva tire me o! Unles u wan slip 4 bunk.
But if u dey neat & fine,d guy go dey construct d kind english e go use,u go hear sometin lyk dis. Guy: Excuse me princess,d luv i hav 4 u is greata dan d luv adam hav 4 eve,far greata dan d luv obasanjo had in d increase in fuel price.Dat's y my luv is built upon u & d gate of hell shal not prevail.Excuse me princess,hav u eva bin in luv b4? If @ all,dat must b d fotocopy dis is d original,dat's y i want u 2 sip 4rm my luv not wit a straw but a hose.
Some kind gals wey è enta dia head go respond lyk so. Girl: Rily? Wøt u jst said now is a RHAPSODY OF REALITY.Wen i 1st saw u,i knew u wie comin 2 giv my lyf A MEANING. Wen u came closer,i discovad u wie flowin in an ATMOSPHERE OF MIRACLE & wen u shook hands wit me Jesus! I felt a TOTAL EXPERIENCE,becos last night was a NIGHT OF BLISS let's make 2day a SUPER SUNDAY. |