I like all kind of apples....the fruity ones or the fleshy ones...it doesnt matter to me as long as it is an apple...abi apple no be apple? Make una leave papa Adam alone abeg!!!

Ever heard of a street entrepreneur? Yeah thats me....I started selling otapiapia and rat poison in chisco buses, graduated to selling Gala and pia water and then moved on to become a molue attendant (conductor), when I became popular in all the major bus stops around okokomaiko....I contested the councillorship for tabon-tabon local govt  council area....ehen look how far I've come? A simple village boy....lol...lol....lmho!!

baboons have the most fantastic dick heads!!!!

....dumb question!!!! Who doesnt know that it is a CRIME to be poor in Naija?

...they all enjoy sex!!!!

I lost my kini

'Now that we've found love' - Heavy D and the boys

I grew up in the village square...lol

...clap your ASS more like..lol...lo

I am battling with a sack of groceries!!!lol

Osama Bin Laden is elected president of the U.S

booty clap could be as cool as ice but nothing compares to a booty smack...

Bros thanks for being patriotic but if I may ask,....are those reforms only on paper? Are the reforms something we have to just imagine and perceive? Why cant those reforms be as physical as good roads,improved electricity,increased employment,a fourth or even a fifth mainland bridge,subways, etc?Isnt it a shame that all the good structures we are tryin to manage right now where built since the colonial and military era? Reforms my ASS!

Life is a BITCH!!!

Studying in the streets is better!!

Segun Arinze won an Oscar
Konga won a Grammy award!

Everythings gonna be alright- Naughty by Nature

One dark morning in the middle of the night...two dead men got up to fight...one was blind but the other could not see...back to back they faced each other...drew their swords and killed one another! Fortunately, deaf policemen heard the noise and came to rescue the two dead men...If you dont believe me...well, ask Stevie Wonder cos he saw it too!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

Osama fell down from his praying mat and broke his neck!!!!

while you were sleeping...I scored a million bucks!!!