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6321  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 31-10-2009 11:54 AM
Quote from: vbyz299 on 31-10-2009 11:44 AM
Just 2 sexy why did u say that im nt a nigerian
vbyz299 u no check d quote?
6322  Forum / Forum Games / Re: You___________________ really good. on: 31-10-2009 11:42 AM
Smooch
6323  Forum / Forum Games / Re: You're Banned on: 31-10-2009 11:39 AM
for using ace as ur photo......[gambler]lol
6324  Forum / Forum Games / Re: What is on your mind now? on: 31-10-2009 11:34 AM
Dancing..............
6325  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Words ending with *ing* on: 31-10-2009 11:31 AM
drooling
6326  Forum / Forum Games / Re: kiss or pass on: 31-10-2009 11:29 AM
Quote from: brizio on 31-10-2009 11:12 AM
ahn ahn...........dude?!!!!!!!!!
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
okay?
6327  Forum / Forum Games / Re: THE NEW BRIDE on: 31-10-2009 11:26 AM
Quote from: brizio on 31-10-2009 11:20 AM
good joke, lwkmd
wrong forum though
MODERATOR!!!
Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
oops!
6328  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Please join the ongoing phone conversation..(A new game) on: 31-10-2009 11:24 AM
"sorry you account balance is insufficient for the destination you are calling"
6329  Forum / Forum Games / Re: kiss or pass on: 31-10-2009 11:00 AM
kiss beebe Kiss
6330  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Nickname game on: 31-10-2009 10:49 AM
JANITOR
6331  Forum / Forum Games / THE NEW BRIDE on: 31-10-2009 10:43 AM
A COUPLE WERE IN BED TOGETHER ON THE NIGHT OF THEIR WEDDING,SHORTLY, THE GROOM MADE A MOVE ON THE BRIDE THEN THIS CONVERSATION ENSUED;

BRIDE- HONEY YOU KNOW AM A VIRGIN AND DON'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE ABOUT SEX.

GROOM- OKAY, IT IS SIMPLE,LETS SAY MY THING IS A PRISONER AND YOURS IS THE PRISON.

BRIDE-  OKAY..

     SO THEY ENGAGED IN AN INTERCOURSE,MOMENTS LATER AFTER THE GROOM WAS SPENT HE LIED ON THE BED GASPING....


BRIDE-HONEY THE PRISONER HAS ESCAPED.

GROOM- NO PROBLEM ALL WE 'LL IS TO RECAPTURE HIM AND IMPRISONED AGAIN!

.......AFTER AWHILE THE GROOM WAS DONE AGAIN, AND LIED DOWN ON HIS BACK PANTING.

BRIDE- [NUDGING HIM] DARLING AM SORRY TO BORDER YOU, BUT THE PRISONER HAS ESCAPE AGAIN.

GROOM- [YELLED] IT IS NOT A LIFE SENTENCE OKAY!  Angry Angry
6332  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DROP A SIMPLE JOKE IN UR LANGUAGE on: 31-10-2009 09:56 AM
Quote from: sillbaby27 on 31-10-2009 09:28 AM
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband

laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want,

and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect

any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on

the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go

hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies

whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any

comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me.

But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven

o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

Shocked Shocked Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Ashawoly Hilarious! nice one.......Bring it on
6333  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 31-10-2009 09:47 AM
Quote from: sillbaby27 on 31-10-2009 09:29 AM
dont get it... lol
Grab a binocular and read again please lol
6334  Forum / Politics / Re: Bode George, others get prison uniforms on: 31-10-2009 09:44 AM
Sounds good to the ear abi? But na still arrangee..........
6335  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Microsoft Looking for New Chairman on: 31-10-2009 07:52 AM
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Nice one Omat, feel u on this one bro...
Eku ise opolo....
{serb-croatian} abi?
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
6336  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Seeing is believing on: 31-10-2009 07:44 AM
ha ha...
6337  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DROP A SIMPLE JOKE IN UR LANGUAGE on: 31-10-2009 07:39 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 30-10-2009 11:05 PM
Xter u ge spherical balls
Grin Grin Grin Grin
No wonder.......................
6338  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why does SEX sell???? on: 31-10-2009 07:37 AM
Quote from: humblej on 31-10-2009 12:44 AM
Diplomatik, what else do u want the scrupulous guy to say, It's better to remain silent than to say something that might be misinterpreted by others.
Embarrassed
You know,
6339  Forum / Forum Games / Re: WHICH OF THE PROFILES HAS HIGH TRAFFIC? on: 30-10-2009 04:57 PM
PASSING...................................................
6340  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why does SEX sell???? on: 30-10-2009 04:34 PM
I feel hmmmmmm
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