1. If you have worked in a company for
10years without promotion
2. When you fail Only maths and english for waec.
3. If u slap military man.
... ... 4. If your car spends more time at the
mechanic than on the road.
5. If you are an arsenal Fan
6. When you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC
7. If you are a hidden christian in the midst of boko haram and your phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYA"
8. When u mistake a super glue for an eye drop
9. Even after photo-shopping you still look ugly
10. When u vomit pounded yam and egusi soup in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service.
11. If Lionel Messi catches u on d field of play
12. When u rape a military man's only child.
13. When a Rat eats your name out of all your documents.
14. When your only child joins d Nigerian
police force
15. when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber
16. If u read dis joke n u nor laff then them dey pursue u from ur village. So better travel
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