TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

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A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf- mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language. "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

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Jesus is wandering around Heaven, thinking about Joseph. "Good old Earth Dad," he thinks "haven't seen him for CENTURIES - must look him up some time"
Then he comes across a very old man, sitting on a cloud, weeping.

"What's the matter, old man?" says Jesus

"I'm so unhappy" says the old man "I haven't seen my son since I came to Heaven and I miss him so"

"I know a few people around here" says Jesus "Tell me about him - perhaps I know him"

"Well, on Earth I was a carpenter, and we lived in a little village."

"Really?" says Jesus

"Yes - and you'd know my son, because he has a hole through the palms of both hands and holes through his feet"

Jesus looks down at his hands and at his feet and throws wide his arms, crying "Daddy!"

The old man beams and cries -

"Pinnocchio!"

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