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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Jonathan sacks GOC on: 27-09-2010 11:49AM
good governance has began bt why sack,retire for better.
2  Forum / Sports / Re: Beautiful Pictures of Teslim Balogun Stadium, Lagos on: 27-09-2010 11:43AM
good naija don dey step up
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: My German Embassy lover impregnated me and fled on: 27-09-2010 11:39AM
rose plz fight for ur right till d end.
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: LUV @ FIRST SIGHT... on: 23-09-2010 11:06PM
it happens but only few turn out to be true love.
5  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Is marriage really necessary? on: 23-09-2010 11:02PM
it is necessary,cuz if our parents all thought this way we will not even be existing to think of not getting married.
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: A big girl in da UK wants to marry. on: 23-09-2010 10:59PM
passing
7  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: stay for stability or leave for passion on: 23-09-2010 10:57PM
continue with the present relationship,if ur ex cant own up til now then he is not worth it
8  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: can u date ur ex again? on: 23-09-2010 10:51PM
i dont think so
9  Forum / Family / Re: Church cancels wedding after Bride tested 1month pregnant. on: 23-09-2010 10:35PM
passing
10  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can you allow your wife to follow you into the birth room? on: 23-09-2010 10:09PM
yes it will add flavour and spice to our love
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Lead poisoning kills 10 in Zamfara on: 23-09-2010 09:58PM
may their souls rip
12  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Signs To Know Ur Babe Is Cheating On U on: 23-09-2010 09:49PM
right on point
13  Forum / Religion / Re: I can prove christianity is fake on: 23-09-2010 08:56AM
SAME AS CHRISTIANITY..
14  Forum / Religion / Re: I can prove christianity is fake on: 23-09-2010 08:54AM
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new Muslim students to stand and.....

Professor : You are a Muslim, aren't you?

Student : Yes, sir.

Prof : So you believe in God?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Prof : Is God good?

Student : Sure.

Prof : Is God all-powerful?

Student : Yes.

Prof : My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof : You can't answer, can you? Let's start a gain, young fella. Is God good?

Student :Yes.

Prof : Is Satan good?

Student : No.

Prof : Where does Satan come from?

Student : From...God...

Prof : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Prof : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Prof : So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof : Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student :Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof : Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the
world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student : No, sir.

Prof : Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student : No , sir.

Prof : Have you ever felt y our God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof : Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Prof : According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof : Yes. Fait h. And that is the problem science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof : Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof : Yes.

Student : No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof : Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof : So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof : Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite,
something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and
magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof : If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?.....No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, st able, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof : I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir.. The link between man & God is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive
15  Forum / Religion / Re: 'No Tithe, No wedding' - Pastor Adeboye declares at Redeemed on: 23-09-2010 08:11AM
no comment
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Corpse Found In Arik Aircraft on: 22-09-2010 09:53AM
na wa 4 dying tins o.
17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man, 19, hangs self in church on: 22-09-2010 09:51AM
may his soul RIP.
18  Forum / Politics / Re: who is the best and worst governor in naija at the moment.. on: 20-09-2010 09:37PM
lagos state governor Fashola and Enugu state governor Sullivan
19  Forum / Politics / Re: Ribadru, Jonathan or Babangida on: 19-09-2010 10:13PM
jonathan
20  Forum / Politics / Re: what do u think about babangidas run for presidency on: 19-09-2010 10:10PM
even ibb should ever win naija will become worse dan it already is..
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