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19141  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Obansanjo Collapses In Church on: 29-12-2010 12:28 AM
I have d most powerful prayers 4 OBJ. bcuz I know dat he went there 2 pray 4 4giveness 4rm God, Den God wanted 2 take him immediately but remembered dat he still have another tenor to run b4 he die. So my prayer is dat he will not die yet but live a rotten life and stinks while he is alive. who cares if he dies and resurrected. He want to become another Jesus in in his Village, though I guess he just performed his magician.  LOL
19142  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / FATHER AND SON on: 22-12-2010 11:03 PM
One day the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the village farm wit the expression of showing him how poor people live. They spent a cpouple of days and nights on the farm of a family that can be describe as very poor accross the river.
 
On their return from the trip the father asked his son,how was the trip? It was very great Dad, he replied,did you see how poor people live? the father asked. Oh yeah, said the son. So tell me what did you learn from the trip? The son answered, I saw that we have one dog but they had four, we have a pool that end in the middle of our garden but they have a river that has no end.

we have a small piece of land that we live on but they have fields that go beyond our sight. we have servants who serve us but they serve others.we have a fence around our property to protect us but they have friends and neighbours to protect them. we buy our foods but they produce their foods.

So the boys father was speechless, then his son added''thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are''
19143  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: BIG LIE: WHAT A MAN DO, A WOMAN CAN DO.....EVEN BETTER! on: 22-12-2010 07:19 PM
They don talk am say women be d weaker sex, how come they can do anything better dan men?
19144  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: BIG LIE: WHAT A MAN DO, A WOMAN CAN DO.....EVEN BETTER! on: 22-12-2010 07:09 PM
Just check out dis simple ones, have u seen a female Tanker driver, did women displays masquerades? The people dat always wins fastest rapper every year happens to be men, the king of pop was a man, king of reggae! man, king of R&B! man, king of  juju music! man, King afro beat! man, even king of highlife music! man, though I have not heard of woman highlife musician. The best christian musics ever! man. The richest person in the world! man, Tallest person in the world! man. All world discoveries were men, all world inventors were men, even the first human being on the Planet earth was a man. Do U want me to continue, let me stop here bcuz I DEY VEX 4 DAT SAYING. But if any woman opens mouth and comments on what I said here, let the person show me a female heavy weight boxer anywhere in the world, I will personally invite her to have a physical combat with Samuel Peters. Then we will find out who can do it better.  MEN UNA 2MUCH. LOL..........
19145  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Ojukwu on life support-UNTH on: 22-12-2010 06:26 PM
Papa pls don't leave us now we still need U, We pray for your quick recovery in Jesus name Amennnnnnn.
19146  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: "I still don't know why Dauda slapped me" actress Uche Ogbodo on: 10-12-2010 05:02 AM
2 WRONGS CAN NOT MAKE A RIGHT, THOUGH SHE MUST HAVE TALKED TO HIM IN AN ILL MANNERED WAY. BUT HE WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN HER THAT KIND OF SLAP ANYWAY. BUT WAIT A SECOND, WHETHER MAN OR WOMAN, COME TO THINK OF IT THAT WAS A BUSINESS SOME HAS INVESTED A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY AND ANOTHER IS PLAYING WITH IT. SHE SHOWS THAT IF THERE IS GOING TO BE ANY LOSS SHE DID NOT CARE, ALL SHE CARES WAS THE AMOUNT SHE COLLECTED CLAIMING TO BE ASSISTING A FRIEND IN AN UNFRIENDLY MANNER. WHY DIDN'T SHE SHOWED SERIOUSNESS IN HER BUSINESS OR TELL HIM AT THE EARLIER STAGE THAT SHE WILL NOT TAKE THAT AMOUNT OR BETTER STILL, INITIALLY OPT OUT FROM THE SCENE COMPLETELY.

HOWEVER BROS TAKE AM EASY DEY DO DIS SLAPPING THING OOOOOOOOOOOOO
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