The rate at which Senior Clerics are oozing out conflicting Predictions,  has the tendency to open the Country's Christendom  to opprobrium.

Two Hate Speeches of a Kind.  Earlier on  an Igbo  Group asked  its  people to vote for Atiku  because he has chosen one of their own as his Deputy.  A case of Cause and Effect.  Thank God for His mercies,  it was not Yoruba  that conducted this preaching.  I always wonder why our Igbo brothers always like to swim in troubled waters.

Hmmmm,  what goes around always comes around.  When the NDLEA held tight to Baba Suwe,  it was sure the Actor had some drug on him. After Medical Science failed to prove the Drug Agency right,  the man had to be set free.  But Science has enabled us to know Matter cannot be destroyed.  What we couldn't see might in effect  doing its job.

    Na  from your mouth we hear that o.  At least  the Publisher has escaped Libel.

There is a world of difference between these two incudets. In  2015, it was the Government that engineered the postponement  and announced  by the then INEC.  It is not this Government that announced this postponement,  hence President Buhari would not have been waiting in Katina to cast his vote.

president Buhari  should make public,  and urgent too,  the reason,  or reasons why the Presidential Election was botched. Many Nigerians are already pointing accusing fingers in his direction.  I begin to believe Rotimi Ameachi that the present INEC Chair is a square peg in a round hole,  since Buhari is always keeping his Appointments to his heart,  it will now be difficult for Ameachi to say 'I told you so'.  At any rate,  all perfidus heads must roll for this phyukup

The only tangible witness to his corruption index has now become his Sponsor.  Were we not told  Atiku  stole enough of our resources that could run this Country succseefully for 3 years.

Thank God for His mercy this election is postponed.   With Sai Baba being tight fisted,  these staff would have been hijacked by money bag politicians. The end result would have been a disaster of unimaginable proportion.

Hmmmm,  'cunning man die,  cunning man bury am'  . The large picket is being put to test.  Not to worry,  the money was stolen from us ab initio.

Practical  side of Comedy.

That Jesus Christ performed plastic surgery is a misconception of what Christ did.  We may not blame this Actress,  because her knowledge is shallow.  What Chris performed was a Miracle.  To carry out plastic surgery you have to undergo some medical procedures,  analgesics  et  al.  It was the same ear that was severed  that was miraculously glued back,  not with the aid of any external attachment,  or any medical input.

That's politics without bitterness.  Eleko  of Eko  'fun ra  e',. Hope the miscalculated Lagosians got the message.

Typical Mouse Trick.  This house rat will be biting you,  and at the same time blowing cold air to lure a continuous  sleep. The PDP has been romancing the EU and other Observer nations,  so they would never know the smell is oozing from its own Atikulated  body.
 

A stupid, 'Atikulated'  sponsored  nonsensical revelation.

Obasanjo  shares the same characteristic with the Animal called Bear.  That characteristic is called Unpredictability..Everything the old man does,  is tailored towards his own interest.  Because he is no longer in good frame of mind with Buhari,  he now wants to foist on us the fellow he condemned to the pit of hell.

May Sala's Soul Rest In Peace - Amen.  It would seem the Pilot was still conscious at the point the aircraft hit the water,  hence he was able to extricate himself from the wreck,  but might have been swept away by the ferocious  water.  Sala was probably unconscious or dead at impact.

Hmm,  Fire for Fire (Apologies to Tarfa  Balogun). Perhaps if these Foreign Observers had observed Diplomatic Norms,  and reserve their comments for their Report after the elections,  El Rufai  might not have blown the fuse. These Observers are not sent to tutor us on the niceties of electioneering  because we have competent Electoral  Officials for that.

Saraki Dynasty is not called god  of Ilorin for fun.  Their's is the Class of people  'atikulated ' Atiku  is well pleased. .

Nothing strange. Male Pattern Baldness increases with accelerated segxwal activity.  Since this Baldness is prevalent in the British Royal Family,  Harry is destined to be bald anyway.  He doesn't need to worry,  he can follow Wayne Rooney's step if he is concerned about the situation.

A very ignorant Church.  The so called Man of God should have publicly  confessed his misdeeds to the Church,  after then the Church can now join him in pleading with God,  and not some Judges,  for God to forgive him his sin.  What happens in Court is now e car of give unto  Caesar  what is Caesar's.  Forgiveness from God is more of the essence..