oops! serene child looks a bit worried or shuld i say angry

what city has no people?
i wana c ur replies people....

what do u call a fish without eye?

the hippie and the nun

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!”

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!”

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!”

 

ryt here fella not sure if ure here but i no give up o!
yo mama is like a gun two shots and shez loaded
yo mama is like a vaccum cleaner...she sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet
yo mama's honeypot is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rugburn
yo mama is like a mosquito u have to slap her to stop sucking
i askey your mommma whatz for lunch she opened up her legs ans said crabs

yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections

yo mama is so fat when she step on a scale it reads one at a time please

yo mama is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain washed...

yo mama so fat she baptized at sea world

dont u knw bwt yo mama jokes? loooooooool

yo mama is so dumb she stared at the orange juice bottle cos it said concentrate.... u guys throw in yo mama jokes

 

love sex magic.....

fugly

i dont c u...

betrayal worse pass o...