Sorry if that hurts. But u know u tried to make me look like one too by copying the joke and changing the subject.within seCond. We all want to bring smiles to our faces here Dont try make me look clueless.
Sorry if that hurts. But u know u tried to make me look like one too by copying the joke and changing the subject.within seCond. We all want to bring smiles to our faces here Dont try make me look clueless.
Sorry if that hurts. But u know u tried to make me look like one too by copying the joke and changing the subject.within seCond. We all want to bring smiles to our faces here Dont try make me look clueless.
I need a Cool sweet tiny voice from the kitchen not a voice like mine. I need boobS sweet. Boobs. Not dry hairy Chest. I need kids from my own blood not some adopted kid I need to be able to flex round with my swt hrt not some fag. Skin so soft.honeypot so edible not some dirty shit hole. Tomorrow when i Get a political officE,i need a first lady like miSs obama not some first man lady. Gay is madness and mad men wount know they are mad
Jesus I need a Cool sweet tiny voice from the kitchen not a voice like mine. I need boobS sweet. Boobs. Not dry hairy Chest. I need kids from my own blood not some adopted kid I need to be able to flex round with my swt hrt not some fag. Skin so soft.honeypot so edible not some dirty shit hole. Tomorrow when i Get a political officE,i need a first lady like miSs obama not some first man lady. Gay is madness and mad men wount know they are mad
An American and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The American is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easy. . . So he asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game. The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American persists and says that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, ' This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the American quiet, he agrees to play the game. The American asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?' The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the American. Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the American, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The American uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep. The American is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the American $5 and goes back to sleep.
It was at the cross over vigil While we all knelt Donw to make our request. She prayed to God to help her maintain a sex free year. And that she and who ever had sex with her be heavily punished if She broke the voW. WEll i could not talk about it so i just keep looking at her.she alSo av not said anytin. I feel cheated Cos she dint discuss anytin of Such nature With me before the vigil. And am no ready for cElibacy too.
Little serah walkeD up to a cop a Very hot afternoon Sarah: excuse me SIr are u a cop Cop:yeS Sarah:my mummy said i should meet you if i ever have a problem. Cop: ofcause how may i help you Sarah: Can u please help me tie my shoe-lace.
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