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81  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 10:58 PM
Do I really need to apologize to You all for any typo in any of my posts?
I guess Yes . . . .Read with care so You don't hurt Your eyes . . . .
Anger can cause things like omission and mal-spelling but don't worry. . . .
In a hundred comments You'D find prolly only 3 faulty. Tongue Grin
82  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 10:53 PM
Quote from: Kennee on  8-09-2009 10:41 PM
l'm Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Sure she wanted to get drunk so she would have were to place the Blames

She wanted to try what she's been hearing in the Movies 2 see if her Husband is truly the one with the problem of not being able to Bear a Child
Spot on jare!
These clods are giving decrepit reasons such as being drunk for such an act.
In the first place . . . .Why would she be drinking with a male while her husband travelled?
When he started with her boobs, her eyes weren't clear till they finished . . . .
Why didn't she end up at the middle of a highway so as to get pulverized by a truck? Shebi she drink?

In all that . . . . .some people still have effrontery to say she should never tell the man.
I laugh in faces of people so mentally malnorished. Hisss!
83  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 10:44 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 10:19 PM
@Welli - your loneliness is showing.  Are you telling me that your prostitution is not keeping you busy enough?  Not even Samurai is keeping you busy enough?  Your donkey sperm is waiting if you have nothing better to do than for me to entertain you.  The turkey syringe is also ready.   You are beginning to see that playing man is not giving you much men breaking down your door?  Ph.D and still no husband and all that you know how to do is chase married men and drug dealers.
 
Your words are like the wave of the sea . . . . .
Seriously, what point have You in this 5 lined fatuous write up?
The time You spend in enfolding Yourself brazenly in my skirt could be spent in putting Your home
in order . . . .Don't be so engrossed with Your pc, Your wife might have gone out through
the back door to meet her lover for the 9th child. Don't say I didn't warn. Grin


Quote from: sandie on  8-09-2009 10:23 PM
Old quotes from net Undecided I've seen and heard these things b4....Hmmm *shake my head*
The person that formed this insult used his/her brain... Use urs too..Its not for decoration Undecided

I took time to read what did poster typed...And my opinion is that, she has to tell her hussy that d lil creature inside her womb is not his... Don't give me that cock and bull story that she was drunk!
Why would a decent married woman go to a party and get drunk.... We should have a limit in everything we do....
She didnt need to drink so much to have fun... Sometimes when people get drunk thats when they reveal who they really are.
Who knows....Maybe she's d shy type and she purposely got drunk to have fun with her colleague Undecided Afterall her hussy isn't there to give her what she wants...And with d way she typed this stuff... It seems she didnt really regret doing it.... Trust me! She had fun Smiley And she loved it!!!! Wink Oh yes she did Smiley
Wonderful how one can competently differentiate a brian from an a$$.
Words of wisdom Dearie . . . .ShitJumper, are You still alive to read? Grin
84  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 09:08 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 06:36 PM
I am not here to give you fun.
Aiight . . . .Start uttering phyukery as that's the only thing You good at.
I have some time to spare You . . . .Entertain us, C'mon. Undecided
85  Forum / Law and Crime / Re: Man Beaten To Death By Wife And Her Lover; After They Were Caught Making Love on: 8-09-2009 08:59 PM
What can I say?
Like they say : ''After God, fear woman''.
86  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 06:28 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 05:46 PM
You are obviously indirectly insulting other posters that I agree with.  How lame.  Approach them and they will give you their 2 x 4 for a good learning tool.  Gotcha
If the other posters You agree with are - Kenyawest and Omatu . . . . then Yes.
Any other person that falls into that group . . . .I weep for.
What has 2x4 gotta do with anything . . . .You're so dry and always off point.
You know . . . . .A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too.

Phulease . . . .make this more fun for me and the reading public.
87  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 05:17 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:56 PM
This is what I am offering you.  You bring a donkey sperm and a turkey baster.  I will take the donkey sperm come impregnant you.  I will never dishonour myself by giving you my sperm.  You are too useless for such honour.
You keep being fixated on my wife and children.  I know you want to be the second wife.  No chance Welli.
You are only fit for the donkey.

. . . . .and You think this blather is funny? Update Your sense of humor.
So dry!!


Hope Your eyes are still opened to read intelligent replies from people . . . . .
Just don't sit there and wait for people of same IQ with You to spew dust . . . . Dust up Your glasses and use them.
88  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 04:50 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:40 PM
You are sterile.  Samurai is sterile.  Come to me and I will help you to get pregnant.
Nah. . . .thanks!
I don't do the opprobrious game of giving my husband anatha man's child esp. when
the man is You. My children must have clean blood. Grin
B.T.W . . . .Stop dreaming of getting anatha woman pregnant.
If You are capable why would Your wife go outside to get 5 children?
Her vibrator and the other guy are obviously better off Grin
Too bad but No be me cause am na. Embarrassed
89  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 04:38 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:33 PM
My daddy gave your mama away to your present daddy as left overs.

T'is aiight to dream . . . .Dream on! Cheesy
You are really working extra-hard to get paid by Your Boss (Omatu) . . . . .Too much a price to pay for poverty.
I hope You've learnt from Your parents' mistake - Use birth control in the next world.
I must admit, 10 mouths are not easy to feed with a toy-boy salary. Accept my sympathy. Grin
90  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 04:31 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:24 PM
This is way too much fun.  My daddy did a good job on your mama.  LOL
Sorry Darling . . . .My mum has TASTE. She wouldn't fall for an old grimy indigent.
If You doubt me. . . .Ask my Dad. Grin


Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:25 PM
Keep coming.  Your words convict you.

Same way Your wits abashes You? Grin
91  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 04:21 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:18 PM
@Welli - You are the one that gave yourself the name PROSTITUTE.  If the shoe fits wear it.
Why are You drinking aspirin for my headache?
Did I deny anything? I don dey wear the shoe even before dem born me. . . .Next? Grin
92  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 04:20 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:16 PM
I am having too much fun with both of you.  
I'm having fun being able to MAKE YOU bring out the foolishness in You. Wink

Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:15 PM
You are the fool that wants to turn your man into a woman.  Show us your penis.  Samurai needs to be bossed around by you?  Samurai you better hear what she wants otherwise she will be flying down to my house begging to be tied up.
What else have You to say? :'(
93  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 04:16 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:10 PM
My job is actually entertainment promotion fool.
Did I not say it?
''Entertainment'' promotion . . . .Oya, run under Omatu's sheet and promote Your entertainment on her
as You can see none of us here have a thing for weaklings. . . .Run along Toy Boy. Grin


Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:12 PM
You have agreed to being a PROSTITUTE.  The next thing will be you are just being sarcastic abi?
That shouldn't be Your headache . . . .What crown is next for me to wear? Cheesy


Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:14 PM
What use will a virtual slap emoticon do for you.
You will find out after 2 seconds of it being available here. Wink
94  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 04:11 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 04:09 PM
You are inviting me now to your place to go under your skirt?  PROSTITUTE?  Sounds better to you?  At least we are in agreement with one thing that you are.  LOL
Can't You read? Did I deny I'm what You say I am?
What next do You have to call me? Go on . . . .woman wrapper to an ashawo. Grin
See how childish You can be. . . .I really need to make use of a slap emoticon.
95  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 04:09 PM
Quote from: black_samurai on  8-09-2009 03:59 PM
All you keep repeating is fornicators!!! Hey man, die if you won't surrender! Omatu shoulda employed someone smarter!


How would she when they are on the same wave length?
What job does he do for Omatu? Toy boy. Cheesy
Can't You see how he is ready to die with this fight so that Omatu can increase his salary? Child, get a real life.
96  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 04:05 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 03:51 PM
You are what you are ashawo.
Ahan!! This what I've been waiting for You call me. Grin
I agree . . . .  I'm what You say I am atleast I'm not unwarily fhucking around while my
husband travels neither do I get paid for services offered nor give my husband 8 children out of which
only 3 are his.  Grin
Next time, endeavour to call me the modernized version - 'PROSTITUTE' . . . .Ashawo is so local. Cheesy



Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 03:51 PM
Bring your bra, wigs and lip gloss.  Dress up nicely so I can give you what Samurai cannot give you.
Don't even dream of boosting Your pea-sized ego here.
If You as manly as You wanna make the air believe why would Your wife go to anatha
man to father her children? Answer us na . . . .Why?
Even if You were the last man on earth . . . .I won't touch You with a 200m broom.
Just remind me to give You a chewing gum when You come to get my skirt. Grin
97  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 03:43 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 03:41 PM
Are you talking about yourself?  Welli can't give you no baby?
What are You waiting for? Lipgloss and wig are waiting or You need a skirt?...... Grin
98  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 03:41 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 03:31 PM
You finally agreed that you are my sister.  I knew my daddy did a good job.


Your sister ke? You wish!! Cheesy
I think . . . .therefore I'm . . . . not related to You.
The sister I was referring to was Omatu . . .She sent You to defend her . . . . .
So I was pleading for You not to disappoint her. Shoot harder!!





Quote from: black_samurai on  8-09-2009 03:33 PM
Please welli, a i'll beg you on his behalf. A lil softer. Can't you see he's been deserted by her aunt (abi mother sef) Omatu?

Ah ah!! I'm being nice na  Grin
Okay Darl.  . . . . .anything for You . . . .You know? Wink Kiss





Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 03:34 PM
Omatu is my boss.  She is neither my mother nor my sister.


Confession time!
Do You see I'm not as foolish as You thought. . . .I just knew You were sent.
Now tell me, what other definition is there to a ''WOMAN WRAPPER''? Grin
Biko . . . .You berra come and have my ear rings and eye pencil before I vex. Sad


Quote from: black_samurai on  8-09-2009 03:36 PM
Did I hear somebody say "woman wrapper" before?

You are so mean and I love it!
99  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 03:31 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 03:30 PM
You are a fornicator and a liar.
I agree . . . .You nor call me theif too? Grin Grin
How about my bra and wig?  Wink
100  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Truth will ruin our joy over baby on: 8-09-2009 03:27 PM
Quote from: joyjumper on  8-09-2009 03:25 PM
Call whatever you call sarcasm.  You are a fornicator and a liar.

Is that Your best shot? C'mon don't disappoint Your sister. . . .HARDER!! Grin
You still need my heels and lipgloss? Grin Grin Grin
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