pero and angel gabe sitdown de chew carrot for gate when suddenly OSAMA THE BOMB TERRORIST APPEARED. Pero denied him 3times b4 he agreed that osama realy died. Ow did death take him without being bombd? Definately a bomb detector was used and 3 bombs were detected. POST HIM TO HELL IMIDIATELY CAME D VOICE FRM INSIDE ROOM, B4 THEY COULD SAY JACK ROBBINSON, A LETTER FELL FRM THE UNDERWORLD IT READS
'RELOCATION OF HELL PROPERTY' This is to inform u that we hav decided to relocate to anada place. Osama can bomb around and start a fire. Am too yound to die now.
 oga luciferada place. Osama can bomb around and start a fire. Am too yound to die now.
 oga lucifer

fanks man

hahahahahahahahahahaha;D

terry always goes to bath with his 3yr old adopted warri pikin. Everytime terry pulls down his boxers, d pikin will shout daddy see RAt rat rat rat!!! Confused TERRY SAW NO RAT. NEXT DAY, SAME STORY. TERRY GOT FED UP AND SAID *PIKIN! NEXT TIME U SEE A RAT, USE A BIG STICK AND HIT IT. YOU HIA?* Pikin said ehm. The next day as they were about to bath, d pikin hid a thick stick and waited for daddy?s rat to open. As soon as terry opened his boxer, the pikin shouted rat rat, terry shouted kill am kill am. Junior used d stick on terry's long rat and terry fainted. Guess where he is rite now. I think i know...

no i go tell sheep. Are u na an idiot?

yes and no. Yes cos i made sense, no bcos u no get sense. Shoooo. Go n lick jupita's c***

  Terry terry. Bsc. Purewater analysing, phd gala and puff puff. Wetin u sabi? Ehn?

dont sout here o.

dont sout here o.

after service i branched to see
pastor Paul, an act i regretd,
just as i entered, pastor said...
EHEN, thank God u are here, pls
lets go and deliver 1 gurl frm
witches demons, my heart
skipped a beat, my legs rocked
and i started to sweat, OK
PASTOR, i said with shaky voice,
as we reach there, i allowed
pastor2 b at the front, am to
be the back up man not the
foreman. For 1 hour the man
prayed, nufin hapend, i just hid
behind him and answer amen.,
suddenly the pastor asked me
to go and hold the girl, ME? Hold
WICH GIRL? Are u of little faith,
the pastor asked. I said, YES!
Mine is like mustard seed sir. I
went and held the girl shirt<not
her hand o> the pastor began
to pray, imagine! The girl even
startd answering amen! GEEEZZZ!
My heart was beating a double
quick march, i almost peeed..
Sudenly a power sent the
pastor flying tru the window,
while he was outside, the pastor
was shouting BRO KLINT, SHOW
HER PEPER, ITS UR TURN, JUST
LIKE ELIJAH WAS TAKEN AWAY, U
ARE A NEW ELISHA, BIND AND CAST
HER DEMONS AWAY,...all this words
i was hearing frm the other side
of the window where i hid, I
REPLY, PAUL PAUL, GET UP AND
REBUKE HER URSELF, COS AM RITE
NOW FAR BEHIND U, SEE U NEXT
TIME PASTOR, watch out for part
2
A

wait a damn minite. Na me una de insult?

ham lam dam scam! Yes scam in high places

halaluyah. Never make a stammerer ur advicer or E GO SOON BE FOR U. Two friends were walkin n talking, the stammer saw shit on the flour and his friend go soo match am. So shouted' see sssee ah sshee ah seeeeet' the frend asked WHERE AM!!! stammerer HISSSSED n said u don matcham olodo. Yes the best profession on earth is NURSING. They give injections n d bible said it !s better to give than to RECIEVE...,

una dey craze

REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND......
UNCLE ROUGH SAYS SO

 I no go try am again. I told a gurl dat i luv her and dat any body wey find HER trouble make she tell me. Sm1 slappd her frend and she calld me. When i came, THIS GUY IS 2X ME. In order nt to fall hand i said. Guy u don vex me small. If u wan vex me MORE. SLAP MY OWN BABE. The stupid babe still face am hands akimbo. So it came WHAMMMH!!! I shouted blood of moses as my babe fell in2 coma, then told the guy to wait 4me while i carry my gurl home. Inside i was saying so na me dis slap 4 kill. My babe de kraze. Where is her frend sef. She don run.... 2 b continued. We de theatre 4my room
.

NA WA TYO U OOOOO. NO RAISE ANY NYANSH FOR ME.... I DON REPENT FROM DOGGY, THEM SAY MAKE I NO DEY DO AGAIN....... ABEG....., I DON REACH MY GUYOPAUSE...M PLS

A MAN WHO HAS NEVER TAKEN HIS WIFE OUT BEFORE, AFTER A YEAR OF MARRIAGE WANTED TO TAKE  HIS WIFE OUT TO A HOTEL SO THAT THEY COULD BE ALONE AND START A NEW LEVEL OF LOVE TOGETHER.....

HE WENT AND BOOKED A ROOM AND TOLD HER WHEN HE CAME HOME...

MAN: DARLING, I HAVE BOOKED A ROOM FOR US IN WELLINGTON HOTEL,

WIFE:RILLY, THATS LOVELY, WHICH ROOM???MAN: ROM SIX...

WIFE: NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO, ROOM SIX BED IS NOT GOOOD....... U SHOULD HAVE TRIED ROOM SEVENTEEN IT IS COMFORTING...

SHE HAS REPORTED HERSELF......

U AGAIUN???HUH???