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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Crazy Female Habits That Drive Men Mad on: 24-03-2012 04:48 PM
Female habits that drive men cr*zy



Being comfortable with your other half is wonderful, however, you might have unconsciously picked up some habits along the way that turn him off. Here are the top 10 traits we think you should steer clear of.

10: Over-analysing everything
Let’s face it, men really aren’t that complicated. So if a guy says, ‘I’m a bit busy right now. Can I ring you later?’ chances are, work’s really quite hectic. One kiss in his texts instead of the usual two doesn’t mean he’s gone off you, and a surprise cup of tea doesn’t mean he’s feeling guilty. So give men the benefit of the doubt, take things at face value and you’ll save yourself a heap of stress.

9: Wearing too much make-up
We’re all for making an effort, but caking on too much slap risks bringing out your inner drag queen rather than your secret sex kitten. False eyelashes, fake tan and hair extensions all have their place, but a girl can look fab without resorting to these tricks. Far much better to enhance your natural beauty instead of hiding it, and remind him how gorgeous you really are.

8: Shop till YOU drop
If a man is lucky enough to share his life with a girl, chances are he has to share it with a massive shoe collection as well. Dragging him around the sales for hours, splurging obscene amounts of cash and then taking up valuable storage space with your spoils can drive him up the wall. While retail therapy can soothe many a crisis, perhaps leave your partner at home next time!

7: Taking forever to get ready
Even if the end result is a vision of beauty, it takes a very forgiving man to shrug off a three-hour wait. Men understand women want to look their best, but are perfect nails and expertly smoothed dresses really necessary for a visit to your local curry house? Being ready quickly will show how laid back you are, and give you both more time to have fun.

6: Gossiping
According to scientific types, a good gossiping session is a way of bonding and triggers the release of endorphins, those hormones that make us feel happy. This is all well and good, but when it descends into a bitching fest it can be a turn-off. And if the focus of the gossip is someone the man knows too, it can be very awkward next time he sees them.

5: Pinching other people’s chips
No one’s going to judge a girl if she orders her own plate of chips, or a dessert for that matter. But if you virtuously stick to a salad and then proceed to demolish the tasty stuff from the plate opposite, it’ll raise a few eyebrows. Go on - order the chocolate pudding if you want it. And don’t worry if you don’t want to share!

4: Obsessing about weight
Women are bombarded with images of perfect beauty, so it’s no wonder fretting about our appearance is an hourly past-time. But even though it might not seem like it, men just aren’t as interested in our bingo wings as we are. If you radiate self-confidence, no one’s going to notice those extra three pounds you put on recently.

3: Nagging
‘Have you paid the gas bill yet?... Are you EVER going to fix that shelf?’ Women have a habit of going on in such a way that the more they nag, the lower the chance their man will ever do whatever it is they’re being asked. The solution? Do it yourself! Failing that, ask sweetly and sparingly, and lavish him with gratitude when it eventually gets done.

2: Talking too much
It’s official - us girls love to chat. In the ladies’ loo, at the gym, at the pub – we have something to say most of the time. But while no one likes an awkward silence, it’s worth remembering your man is not your sound board, like your best friend might be. He doesn’t care quite as much about Julie in reception’s b00b job, or the fact that you’ve been searching high and low for spring’s must-have colour block skinny jeans. Stick to subjects that will interest you both and ask lots of questions – especially when you’re getting to know each other.

1: Probing men’s inner thoughts
You’re snuggled up on the sofa, enjoying a rare moment of peace and quiet. And then comes THAT question – ‘What are you thinking?’ You’re only trying to foster the atmosphere of intimacy and perhaps hoping for some proof that you’re the centre of his thoughts. But his mind may have already wandered to yesterday’s football scores and he’ll have to lie to keep you happy. Compliments are lovely, but if you wait until he chooses to dish them out, they’ll be that much sweeter.
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Half Human, Half Snake Girl Found In Hotel Room In Warri on: 18-02-2012 04:21 PM
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blowju orjobblow i see that a worthless pig to say ........................ may your hausa soul rot in blazes Angry
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: My Wife (Page 2) on: 1-10-2011 03:20 PM
nice one brother ................ Wink
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Police Make Arrests In Abia Gang Rape Case on: 24-09-2011 03:36 PM
 Grin am very happy .......... this is good news but police una still yeye
5  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Photo Of Omotola's Daughter - Meraiah Ekehinde (Page 14) on: 8-09-2011 08:08 PM
she is phyuking U....GLY  Shocked
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I OMOREWA NEED ADVISE PLEASE (Page 15) on: 5-06-2011 05:54 PM
.........  Angry what are you doing where by the way ................... if you claim to be married with kids then you should get the phyuk out of this site  Sad .............. gone through your profile and posts a lot of time on adult forum .......... they do not represent you well ................ you present your self as a loose, selfish and a flirty woman
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: africans are not the only cannibal like beings on: 12-05-2011 09:06 PM
sorry bro .................. my mistake ................ with your legs crossed,,,,,,, you look like one
8  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Why men really want to get married on: 12-05-2011 09:03 PM
 Women have lots of different reasons for wanting to tie the knot. But why are men so keen to get hitched? We reveal why so many decide to put a ring on it.

Contrary to popular belief most men are not actually commitment-phobes who end up goaded into marriage by pushy partners keen to get a ring on their fingers. According to Match.com’s latest Lovegeist report - the largest independent study of the UK’s attitudes towards relationships - 88% of men are looking to get married in the future. That’s even more than the women - only 85% of whom said they were keen to tie the knot.

So what are their main motivations for popping the question?

It strengthens their bloodline
While being married is no longer a prerequisite for starting a family, the vast majority of men would prefer to start a family in as stable as possible an environment. Despite high divorce rates, marriage and the traditional values of the nuclear family are still the most secure and settled environment for rearing young children.  Men understand and value this just as much as women.

It’s an investment
Aside from the financial advantages of being able to share major expenses such as buying a house, marriage is also a personal investment in the future. Most men will concede it’s worth sacrificing just a few of those single years of being foot loose and fancy free in exchange for a long-term investment in one person with whom they can build and share a potentially life long relationship.

Having someone to grow old with
Recent research contends that happily married men tend to outlive their single counterparts by quite some margin. In fact, the rate of mortality is 250% higher among single men than those who are married. It’s not clear whether the lower mortality rate is down to married men being better looked after by their families or is just to do with their level of contentment in general, but the idea of not having to grow old alone is persuasive factor for men who are thinking about settling down.

Stability
The presence of a supportive and caring partner on whom he can rely is both a comfort and a powerful draw for marriage. A stable home life allows a man to devote more of his energies to other areas of his life that he holds dear such as his work. And that plays an important role in making him feel validated as a person.

Emotional security
According to the Lovegeist report less than 2% of men look to marriage as a route to financial security showing that men, just like women are looking for emotional over financial security. A shared experience is more valuable to them than a shared bank account.

Contentment
Having someone to share life’s ups and downs with is also a crucial factor for men deciding to tie the knot. An Australian university study of three countries Britain, Australia and Germany revealed that married men are happier than their single counterparts. Married men having someone to share their emotions and life’s burdens with must surely play some part in their findings.
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Miracle' As Man Survives Pole Through Face on: 12-05-2011 08:54 PM
A US man has survived being speared through the face with a two-inch wide metal pole in what doctors have dubbed a medical miracle.

Andrew Linn, 28, was skewered by the pole after he fell asleep at the wheel and veered off the road before hitting a chain-link fence.

Emergency personnel said a pole on top of the fence smashed through the windscreen and tore through the father-of-two's face just below the right side of his nose.

It ripped out his teeth before exiting the back of his neck and slamming through the back window.

Rescuers had to cut the pole to get him out of the car and into an ambulance.

Mr Linn, from Las Vegas, could not lie down because of the pole protruding his skull, so he sat up on the ride to the hospital and through his initial surgery.

The business marketing student at Southern Utah University has no memory of his brush with death.

"I don't know exactly what happened because I don't have any memory of it," he said.

"A pipe from a chain link fence came through the windshield, went through my face and then came out the back. It came out the back of the car actually too, I found out later on.

"The pipe was long and came through my face...so...it's a bad thing, you never want to have to go through that."

The accident happened when Mr Linn and his wife and two children were driving home for Thanksgiving weekend in Las Vegas five months ago.

Doctors in the trauma unit at the city's University Medical Centre said it was a miracle he survived.

The medical team was led by Dr Jay Coates - the same surgeon who saved magician Roy Horn's life after he was dragged offstage by a tiger in 2003.

"If that pole had gone another centimetre in either direction Andrew would not be here now," Dr Coates said.

Mr Linn said he had already survived a tour of Iraq and another car crash where a drink driver smashed into the back of him.
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / africans are not the only cannibal like beings on: 12-05-2011 08:45 PM
Police in Slovakia have arrested an alleged would-be cannibal but only after he was wounded in a gunbattle with police. An officer was also injured.

 Shocked The 43-year-old suspect used the Internet to search for a person who wanted to commit suicide and would agree to let him eat the body.

A Swiss citizen initially agreed but later changed his mind and informed authorities.

An undercover officer who pretended he was the would-be victim was used during the operation.

The suspect then opened fire seven times, striking one officer who remains hospitalized in serious condition.

A police spokeswoman said on Wednesday the suspect was shot several times and is unable to speak with investigators.

Jaroslav Spisiak, Chief of the Slovak Police Forces said the the suspect was planning to take his victim to an agreed place "where he had further instruments to complete the act."
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Edo girls demand an apology (Page 62) on: 18-12-2010 03:42 PM
No phyuking apologies for you and your les folks .................... You guys should go and phyuk YOUR SELVES YOU NEED .................. FREAKS
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 2 Drunk Guys on: 7-09-2010 08:48 PM
nice one sis................... Smiley
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: E NO FUNNY on: 7-09-2010 08:33 PM
 Grin...................... it really made me laugh like a fool nice one my brother from another parent
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DIZ IGBO PEOLPE SEF on: 7-09-2010 08:20 PM
you three try my sister........................abeg manage this  ;)one Kiss
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: AM THE phyukING JOKE on: 16-06-2010 08:53 PM
sorry bros its what we have being smoking under that plantain tree yesterday do you still have the shit cos i need to high .........................hehehehehehehehehehehe Tongue Grin
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: AM THE phyukING JOKE on: 15-06-2010 07:35 PM
what the phyuk are you guy posting to my phyuking column...............................where e dey i think am not making sense right i knew it damn Shocked:-[ :'(
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? on: 14-06-2010 08:36 PM
nice one poster .................hehehehehehe Grin
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / AM THE phyukING JOKE on: 12-06-2010 07:46 PM
do you know that  i am a joke take a look at my life
1............i have dreadlocks in my ass Embarrassed
2............i have never asked a girl out cos am a jerk
3............i beat the record of the highest number of carry over in the university of Benin mechanical engineering were i studied :'(
4............i graduated with a 4-1 in my department when others graduated with are 2-1 and 2- Sad
5............am a grade A rapist Wink
6............i raped Ur mama last night Kiss
7............am so so sorry your sister is pregnant 4 muaaaaaaaaaaaa Grin
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: its not a joke on: 12-06-2010 07:20 PM
you will get it with the hour............................you are too intelligent Grin
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / its not a joke on: 11-06-2010 08:18 PM
solve the riddle and win just a recharge card to any network
              A man on an adventure had a goat ,a lion and a tuber of yam with him. in his journey he has to cross a very big lake with a canoe that can only accommodate the man and one other item or animal. give me a simple answer on how to cross the lake without losing the goat to the lion or the yam to the goat. PLEASE DROP UR MAIL OR NUMBER OR ANY THING THAT I CAN SEND UR WINNING TO.................................................PLEASE DON'T INSULT ME FOR CHRIST SAKE I BEG U AM TRYING TO HAVE FUN WITH MY OWN KIND Grin
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