Some Bible researchers interviewed Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa & Niger-Delta folks? to know what they would rather change in the Bible if they were given the chance. The Hausa man said , "Walahi talahi, the adulteress whom Jesus asked to go should have been stoned ...." The Igbo man said, "Nna, I can't really understand why Judas returned the money after selling Jesus. In short he is not a good businessman.... " The Niger-Delta man said,? "Ewedo, we would have kidnapped Jesus and demanded for ransom,? rather than leaving Him to be sold by Judas Isi-carrot for chicken change....." The Yoruba man said,? "Jesus should have waited just one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. We had already paid for the 'aso-ebi', the hall, the musician, and the MC.? At least he should have allowed us enjoy the 'owambe' party, Before performing His miracles..."
The fulani man was in d field with his cattle suddenly a farmer appear with two cops looking 4 d fulani man immediately d fulani man sited them, he ran into hiding d farmer & d cops searched every where but d fulani man was no where 2 b found den, one of d cops said gentlemen, do u know dat dis fulani man na mumu ooooo, IF I CALL HIS NAME NOW, HE WILL ANSWER ME immediately d fulani man shouted from his hiding place dat EVEN THOUGH U CALL ME 100 TIMES I WILL NOT ANSWER.
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