A wife knew her husband was sleeping wit d maid,so she laid a trap.
She sent d maid to d village for weekend & didn't tell her husband. Dat nyt they went to bed.
The husband woke up & gave his old story.
"Excuse me dear,i want to watch Tv in d parlor", he went to the palour first. Shortly his wife snicked into d maid's room,stripped & laid on d bed light off .She heard him come in silently & wasted no tym wit words & started making luv wit her since she was naked. When he finished,d wife said to him...
"God has exposed u,u didn't expect me on dis bed,did u"? She then switched on d light.
"No Madam!!!" said d security guard,am sorry i didn't know it was you.

A guy on a
DATE in a brand new X6 BMW car full option with a naija olosho
babe, the following ensued...
GUY: I have been hiding a secret from you & I
think you'll break this relationship if I tell you... the secret.
GIRL: What is that my love?
GUY: Am already married.
GIRL: (Hitting him on his lap and Hissed)
u scared me. I thought u wanted to say the
BMW is not yours

it luk like dis ve bin posted b4.
pls pal 4get abt it

Stanley; Dad, what do i give my girlfrend as a val gift?
Dad; How does she look?
Stanley; She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and of course very sexy.
Dad; Give her my number.

 

no b in fault

 

 

where u go?

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I want 2 call a friend

 

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so wat is new abt it?

 

passing

Passing joooooooooooooo

 

bishrub

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