nawa for everybody here. Francischi,  identify urslf pls.

Amebos

U miss am?

Chummyli, wetin day waaaa?

Chummyli, wetin day waaaa?

This Happened 2 Me Yestaday. I Still
Can't Get Over It.
I Went 2 D Super Market 2 Pick Sometin
2 Eat And As I Was Walking Down D Isle,
I Noticed Dis Woman Staring At Me. I
Looked At Her And Kept Walking To D
Front Counter 2 Pick Bottled Water And
Gala. As I Picked
Dem And Turned To Find D Same Woman
Right In Front Of Me! I Tried 2 Show Her
Some Love, So I Smiled And Said "Hi"
Then I Went On To Get A Can Coke.
Can U Believe The Same Woman
Followed Me? I Was Getting A Little
Nervous And Mad Cos She Was Following
Me Without Saying Anyting. But I Tried
To Stay Friendly" I Just Said "Hi" She
Finally Responded And Said, "I Am Sorry
4 Staring But U Look Just Like My
Youngest Son...We Just Buried Him 2Wks
Ago. I Felt Stupid 4 Geting Mad As I
Expressed My Sympathy To Her. She Said
She Was Fine As She Knows Dat Her Son
Is With D Lord. Then She Asked Me To
Do Her A Favour. I Said "If I Can".She
Said She Was A Bit Sad Dat Her Son Neva
Said Goodbye 2 Her B4 Passing On.
She Asked Me To Get In Line Behind Her
& As She Left D Store, I Should Say
"Goodbye Mum". So Dat She Could Have
Some Sense Of Closure. Though Her
Request Was Weird, I However Agreed 2
Grant It. So As She Collected Her Bags
From D Casher And Walked Away, I Said
"Bye Mum". She Turnd And Said "Bye
Son". When The Cashier Calculated My
Stuff, She Said The Total Was N6750!!!. I
Said What!!...Can U Tell Me How A Bottle
Of N70 Water, N5O Gala And N100 Can
Coke Equals N6750?. She Said "Your Mum
Said U Are Paying 4 Her Too"....
My Mum?, I Shouted. Dat Woman Is Not
My Mother Ooo!!!". I Quickly Rushed Out
Just In Time To See The Woman
Approaching The Parking Lot. I Ran After
Her And Was Screaming..."Excuse Me,
Excuse Me!!!". She Started Running 4 Her
Car As She Saw Me Coming. I Caught Up
With Her Just B4 She Was Able 2 Close D
Door. I Kept On Pulling And Pulling Her
Legs!!! Just Like Am Pulling Yours Now!!!
What Will U Do If U Where In D Same
Shoe?

AREA!!!
Mama: Akpos that fish & meat
wen i dey distillate for pot don
precipitate?
AKPOS: confirmational malee.
Mama: Abeg implicate salt &
maggi,attach oil, pepper &
sentence the crayfish, then
involve the leaves, after 10mins
discharge d pot from fire...U dey
feel me so?
AKPOS: no shaking malee
..Shoo dis food go good 2
download with fufu malee?
Mama: soffri paro Akpos, I don
detain some fufu 4 cooler. When
area clear for disarming we go
give am amnesty!
AREA!!

WHAT A TERRIFIC INTERVIEW!!!
Interviewer : There are 500 bricks on a
plane. You drop one outside.
How many are left ?
Applicant :
That's easy, 499
Interviewer : What are the three steps to
put an
elephant into a fridge ?
...Applicant : Open the fridge. Put the
elephant in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer : What are the four steps to
put a deer into the fridge ?
Applicant : Open the fridge. Take the
elephant out. Put
the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer : It's lion's birthday, all the
animals are there except one, why ?
Applicant : Because the deer is in the
fridge. Interviewer : How does an old
woman
cross a swamp filled with crocodiles ?
Applicant : She just crosses it because
the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer : Last question. In the end
the old lady still died, Why ? Applicant :
Err....I guess
she drowned ?
Interviewer : No! She was hit by the
brick. You may leave now
:::::::::: IF NA LIKE DIS ALL INTERVIEW
FOR NAIJA BE, CHAI!!! HOW MANY
PEOPLE YOU THINK SAY GO GET JOB?
(Lol)!
Rel

The reason is not far fetch

Have you ever noticed that almost
everything about a woman's upper body
starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini,
Bre*sts/Boobs & lower body with a "P".
Petticoat, p*nts, p*nties,p*riod, p*ssy....
No wonder men suffer from high BP ;
LWKM!

Hmmmmmmm

So u too follow abi?

Hmmm. Nothing day here self.

See them. No be u start am say u be dry joke?

Na only the newbeans sabi better joke pass. See them.

Chummyli, long time. Hope say u miss me.

Everything wey una yeye dey display no funny reach daugliet teeth.

Wao! I don miss no be small. Many things don change here o. We don see person wey change to animal wey dey chop grass. imagine, " am a moa" Some ppl thing don expire. Person wey i dey eye, dem don snatch( Make una no ask me the person o) .  Anyway. The king is back

Someone pls sud translate this to English for me.

she don punch u before?

Greetings! greetings!! greetings. Before i complete my greetings, i be wan ask this question. Abeg how many ppl miss me here? raise up ur hand to signify that u do.