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121  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Test for Madness on: 8-01-2010 12:50 AM
A psychiatrist noticed that one of his patients was displaying signs that he was getting better and decided to give the patient his final test. He told an attendant to bring the patient into his office and to make the room dark by closing all the blinds, he then put on a torchlight and told the mad man to sit on the beam, the patient laughed and said do you think am mad or why would you tell me to sit on a beam, the doctor was so happy with the answer and discharged the patient. On their way out of the office he heard the patient whispering to the attendant LOOK AT THIS DOCTOR HE WANTS ME TO CLIMB THE BEAM SO THAT HE WILL NOW SWITCH IT OFF AND I WILL FALL DOWN AND DIE.
122  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Pastor Rapes Woman: After Pouring ‘Holy Oil’ Into Her Private Part on: 1-01-2010 12:28 AM
Quote from: brightossy on 31-12-2009 08:08 PM
Na lie d girl lie, she allow d sex. How she go dey, pastor remove her skirt/trouser, remove her pant/g-string, open her legs, open her vigina, pour oil/lubricant, finally come enter. But d pastor na good driver, he kno sey engine dey need oil.
YOU GET SENSE PASS EVERYBODY HERE
123  Forum / Politics / Re: Is Nigeria's President, Yaradua; Dead or Alive? on: 29-12-2009 11:40 PM
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE DEAD OR ALIVE
124  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Two Calabar Women on: 29-12-2009 12:36 AM
KILL JOY
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Quote from: chicolhldings on 25-12-2009 03:16 PM
Two CALABAR WOMEN were waiting at the Gate OF HEAVEN and struck up a conversation. First WOMAN says "How did you die?" Second says "I froze to death". First WOMAN says "Must have been awful." Second WOMAN says "How did you die?" First WOMAN says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a heart attack and died." Second WOMAN says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd both still be alive..

twisted joke....ova 100 times
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125  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: RACISM: CNN Sacks Nigeria's Femi Oke !!! on: 29-12-2009 12:27 AM
YOU JUST JUMP TO CONCLUSION SAY NA RACISM WHO TELL YOU NA FROM WHERE YOU GET YOUR STORY . YOU JUST STAY FOR NAIJA CONCLUDE
Quote from: keveen on 27-09-2008 10:45 PM
Those who regularly tune to the America Based Satellite Television, Cable News Network, Known as (CNN), may have observed in recent times, that Nigeria's own weather & Global Report & Inside African presenter/reporter, FEMI OKE, has not been on air for quite a while.

It has now become public that FEMI OKE has been sacked by the Atlanta based station, CNN. Well, before you think that the delectable breezy weather reporter has been given a New Appointment in Abuja, Nigeria's capital city.

According to those who know, Femi Oke was fired in circumstances that have the fouled odour of RACISM as it was without any reason.

Issues also gathered, also laments that Femi Oke is sole VICTIM of RACISM going on in CNN, as blacks such as TUNMI MAKHABO and JEFF KOINANGE were equally fired without  any reason.
Considering the fact that Richard Quest, a white man, who was embroiled in drugs related scandal that made headlines around the world, is still working for the Cable New outfit and those with cleaner records have been shown the exit door; there is only one word: RACISM, to explain the happenings in Atlanta, according to those who know!


Na Wa Oh... Amerika make Una Take Una Tym for 9gerians bodi oh... My pipo, No Place Lyk Home!
Thank God that she was given a very good job here in her own country, at least the Salary is very very comparable to what she earns in the USA working for CNN.
126  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: U.K babe on: 29-12-2009 12:26 AM
NICE
127  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Breaking News: Maryam Babaginda is dead on: 29-12-2009 12:12 AM
AN AMAZON IS GONE REST IN PEACE
128  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Igbo Man's sense on: 29-12-2009 12:10 AM
NICE ONE
129  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Nymphomaniac Convention on: 29-12-2009 12:08 AM
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS THE NAME Tonto Papadopoulos IS GREEK AND ACCORDING TO THE JOKE THE GREEKS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST LOVERS
130  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Fear, pity as 3500 bankers lose jobs in one week on: 28-12-2009 11:50 PM
AM SPEESCHLESS
131  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Mutallab Family Issues Statement on: 28-12-2009 11:16 PM
MY SYMPATHY GOS TO THE MUTALLABS WHO WILL SUFFER FOR THE SINS OF AN ADULT SON
132  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Study warns that Okro/Okra is bad for men on: 28-12-2009 11:04 PM
JUST GOOGLE SEARCH FOR DANGEROUS FOOD YOU GO EVEN FIND WATER FOR THE LIST ABEG NO YAN THAT KIND YAN
133  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What is the sexiest part of ur body? on: 23-12-2009 02:31 AM
kai all of una don spoil finish  walahi
134  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Hubby Shaves Wife’s Pubic Hair on: 23-12-2009 02:10 AM
A MOTHER OF FIVE CLAIMING SHE DID NOT KNOW WHEN HER PRIVATE WAS SHAVED ABEG MAKE I HEAR BETTER WORD NA THE COMING OF THE SECOND WIFE THEY CAUSE ALL THIS STORY
135  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what do you think is the greatest sin? on: 23-12-2009 01:29 AM
ABEG I GREE WITH ALL OF UNA WEY SAY SIN NA SIN end of story
136  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Woman dismissed from work for marrying a driver on: 23-12-2009 01:14 AM
PIKIN WEY NO GO LET IM MAMA SLEEP IM MA NO GO SLEEP. ABEG SENATORS EVEN IF UNA DEY PLAY WITH NATIONAL MATER ABEG MAKE UNA NO PLAY WITH THIS ONE OH ABEG ABEG
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