One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, "John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building" The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window.
While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna.
When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered that his name was not even John...
A White Reverend father was leaving Africa for some months and decided to advice one of his converts . He said John as a good catholic you must not lie and eat meat on good Fridays and john said father I will not fail you, after 3 months the reverend father came back and met john eating meat with his family on a good Friday . he said john why are you eating meat on a good Friday and john said father it is not meat its fish and the father said john you are also lying but john replied its not a lie father its fish , the father said why is it fish and not meat and john said father I and my family are hungry and I caught a rabbit and sprinkled water on it and said from rabbit you turn to fish and the father said but john you cant do that and john replied why not when you came my name was ebuku and you sprinkled water on me and said from ebuku you are now john
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