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81  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Priest and Offering Collector on: 28-01-2010 11:00 PM
Quote from: Andes on 28-01-2010 08:12 PM
Father de sleep with Mama Ejiro.. lol. One good turn deserves another.
Nice poster.

Thanx man
82  Forum / Sports / Re: Will Amodu Shuabu remain Coach? on: 28-01-2010 10:41 PM
IT IS LONG OVERDUE
83  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Priest and Offering Collector on: 28-01-2010 07:40 PM
Papa Ejiro is a church warden in Warri and he is incharge of collecting
the Sunday offerings. One Sunday, after church service, the priest
counted the money and discovered the offering was less than he expected.
Then the following confrontation took place.

Priest: Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering money?
Papa Ejiro: No, Fada, I no take.
Priest: I dey ask you again. Papa Ejiro, you take from the offering
money?
Papa Ejiro: Fada, I say, I no take from the offering money.
Priest: Papa Ejiro, make you go enter for confession box now, now.
Papa Ejiro: No wahala.

   (then they go to the confession box and they both take their seats).

Priest: Papa Ejiro, I dey ask you again. "You take from the offering
money?"
Papa Ejiro: Fada, I no dey hear you.
Priest: (yelled at top of his voice) Papa Ejiro, I say you take from the
offering money?!
Papa Ejiro: (yelled back) Fada, I no dey hear you o!

Priest was now getting irritated. So he comes out of the confession box
and tells Papa Ejiro to trade places with him and says to Papa Ejiro
'ok, ask me any question you like l will see if person can hear from
this side'.
Then, they traded places and this was how it went.

Papa Ejiro: Fada, na true say you dey sleep with Mama Ejiro?
The Priest replied: "My god, Papa Ejiro, na true you talk, dem no dey
hear wetin person dey talk from dis side!!!
84  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 12 Signs, You Should Leave Your Girl Friend on: 19-01-2010 04:45 PM
OK
85  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PALLYSHIP BEYOND www.naijapals.com on: 18-01-2010 12:52 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on 16-01-2010 02:16 PM
yes o Grin, i've met one, we're gud friends Cool
nice
86  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PALLYSHIP BEYOND www.naijapals.com on: 18-01-2010 12:48 AM
Quote from: Andes on 17-01-2010 06:19 PM
May be inside dream..

Keep us posted when the dreams become a reality thanks
87  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: POLICE OFFICER HAVING SEX INSIDE THE CHURCH............MADE IN GERMANY on: 18-01-2010 12:40 AM
Quote from: kzee9ja on  8-01-2010 01:22 AM
poster are u a christian? if yes  i beg u in d name of God dont post this kind of topic again!!!! dont ask me why coz u  know wat i mean.

Tell him again and again pls
88  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PALLYSHIP BEYOND www.naijapals.com on: 18-01-2010 12:31 AM
Quote from: freshprince2009 on 16-01-2010 11:56 AM
Quote from: kemked on 15-01-2010 11:27 PM
Don't know cos i don't even have any pals on the site yet.

O boy, with that your native doctor attire, why dem no go fear to be your pal?

A beg, na joke I dey joke o, make you no go pour libation for my head o.

No worry the guy abeg the guy na real naijapal ambassador
89  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PALLYSHIP BEYOND www.naijapals.com on: 18-01-2010 12:23 AM
Quote from: princedee on 17-01-2010 05:28 AM
SOME PPL R JUST TOO SHY IMMATURE.

i wish i know what you mean by immature in the context of this topic
90  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PALLYSHIP BEYOND www.naijapals.com on: 15-01-2010 01:03 AM
Quote from: Annizzle on 14-01-2010 11:06 PM
Quote from: sahga on 14-01-2010 10:40 PM
Quote from: Annizzle on 14-01-2010 10:31 PM
yes ..i must not pass this one... i met one  idiot...last year summer...kai

Lol. How idiotic was he ?
i tot him a lesson he will never forget....his a nitwit

What did he do to desrve the name idiot and nitwit . Abeg add a gist on whta lesson you tot him
91  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PALLYSHIP BEYOND www.naijapals.com on: 14-01-2010 10:40 PM
Quote from: Annizzle on 14-01-2010 10:31 PM
yes ..i must not pass this one... i met one  idiot...last year summer...kai

Lol. How idiotic was he ?
92  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What are features of a classic beauty? What does a classic beauty look like to y on: 14-01-2010 01:07 AM
Just herself
93  Forum / Relationships & Romance / THE NEW GENDER PREDICTION TEST KIT on: 14-01-2010 01:01 AM
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94  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: can i tell if am a week pregnant on: 14-01-2010 12:52 AM
Quote from: emmyG on 13-01-2010 07:56 PM
she don get belly

She wan Know wether she get belly
95  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PALLYSHIP BEYOND www.naijapals.com on: 14-01-2010 12:45 AM
Quote from: HOPEA23 on 12-01-2010 04:51 AM
Yes up to 1000

1000?
96  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PALLYSHIP BEYOND www.naijapals.com on: 14-01-2010 12:36 AM
Quote from: xter on 13-01-2010 11:45 PM
i wouldn't have given u their name either

What about a hint
97  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PALLYSHIP BEYOND www.naijapals.com on: 13-01-2010 11:22 PM
Quote from: xter on 13-01-2010 11:01 PM
i've met a few,fought a few and phyuk a few

Lol dont worry i wont ask you for the names of the few youve met , fought and phyuked
98  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PALLYSHIP BEYOND www.naijapals.com on: 13-01-2010 10:51 PM
Quote from: fireman on 13-01-2010 02:56 PM
yep..going to check all my pals later dis year..its a promise

Thanks keep me posted
99  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: A man castrates himself ! Reason ? To prevent him from Cheating on his wife on: 12-01-2010 01:50 AM
passing
100  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Give your patner a name on: 12-01-2010 01:47 AM
passing
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