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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / naija pastor on: 9-03-2014 02:13PM
A  man left the hussle and busy life in lagos  for a vacation in abuja,
his wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email,
unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address,
he did his best to type it from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an
elderly pastor's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor,
let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint, at the sound,
her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen.....


DEAREST WIFE...
JUST GOT CHECKED IN...
EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW...

P.S.
SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: NIGERIANS: Should Citizens Be Allowed To Own Guns? on: 4-11-2012 12:20PM
na waoo nigeria that even animal body dey hot  who will remain if everybody is allow to be armed

3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Islamic Protester dies inhaling smoke from burning American flag (Picture) on: 21-09-2012 06:28AM
make i know talk jaree
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: HELP I'm A Graduate, How Can I Dump My Truck Driver Boyfriend Without Hurting?? on: 21-09-2012 06:26AM
the only help i know people lke you need it easy way to hell
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: As Jonathan declares Anambra oil state...Kogi stakes claim to same oil wells on: 1-09-2012 09:05AM
Quote from: keke405 on 31-08-2012 09:36PM
for the last time me and you no be the same category , you are faceless idiot who will die on the street soon

you can say what ever you want to say but i know one thong for sure that in you bush so call village ang your entire  generation will refer to me as his highness coz i knw you worship money like you call maney i will buy your father and he will bring you down for me so no long thing (ijiji na adighi anu ihe na eso ozu alakpu n, ime ili) the last warning
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: As Jonathan declares Anambra oil state...Kogi stakes claim to same oil wells on: 31-08-2012 09:40PM
Quote from: xband on 31-08-2012 06:40PM
No mind the haters. Their sisters they do ashewo for abroad.
F U C K YOU ALL THE HATERS. GO SELL FISH FOR MAIN ROAD.
you are already phyuked thats the reason you die like flies  the punish is here for you now son of a bitch
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: As Jonathan declares Anambra oil state...Kogi stakes claim to same oil wells on: 31-08-2012 09:36PM
Quote from: keke405 on 31-08-2012 05:13PM
Quote from: ogebig on 31-08-2012 05:03PM
damn U HATER  I KNOW U MUST BE FROM TRIBLESS TRIBE .(ETITI UZO) LOL, I DONT WANT TO MENTION, ASHAWO PEOPLE, TRIBE WERE BY WOMEN CARRY MEN GO ABROAD TROUGH ASHAWO LEVEL, UNA NO BE IGBO, NO BE YORUBA,NO BE HAUSA, WHICH TRIBE UNA BE SELF?  I NO BLAME U, UR SISTER DON CARRY U GO ABROAD, WHERE U GO STAY 10 YEARS WITHOUT MAKING ANYTHING

am too big for things like you i got no time for fools
for the last time me and you no be the same category , you are faceless idiot who will die on the street soon
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: As Jonathan declares Anambra oil state...Kogi stakes claim to same oil wells on: 31-08-2012 05:13PM
Quote from: ogebig on 31-08-2012 05:03PM
damn U HATER  I KNOW U MUST BE FROM TRIBLESS TRIBE .(ETITI UZO) LOL, I DONT WANT TO MENTION, ASHAWO PEOPLE, TRIBE WERE BY WOMEN CARRY MEN GO ABROAD TROUGH ASHAWO LEVEL, UNA NO BE IGBO, NO BE YORUBA,NO BE HAUSA, WHICH TRIBE UNA BE SELF?  I NO BLAME U, UR SISTER DON CARRY U GO ABROAD, WHERE U GO STAY 10 YEARS WITHOUT MAKING ANYTHING

am too big for things like you i got no time for fools
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: As Jonathan declares Anambra oil state...Kogi stakes claim to same oil wells on: 31-08-2012 04:35PM
Anambra take off your hand b4 blood will flow  be warn 
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Riot at Federal Polytechnic Oko, after masquerade kills two students on: 26-03-2012 01:41PM
some idiot here will just comment nonsence in any post they come across just to be notice fools if you dont have any  thing to talk about the topic then look and pass is not a crime
11  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I NEED YOUR CANDID OPINIONS on: 15-03-2012 06:52PM
thats your business not ours ok
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Naija Weirdest Wedding (Photos) Real on: 18-02-2012 05:52PM
lol  Angry Grin
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man locks daughter in small bathroom for 10 years on: 16-02-2012 08:25PM
ok human being is capable of anything
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: B*R*E*A*K*I*N*G N*E*W*S: SSS re-arrest Kabiru Sokoto on: 10-02-2012 05:27PM
in the olding days they say evil that men do live after them but now is evil that men do live with them so mr sokoto is time for you to dance the music you play
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: WTF! Prostitutes offer free services to celebrate Chipolopolo on: 10-02-2012 05:22PM
Quote from: solution50 on 10-02-2012 07:17AM
free distribution of HIV in zambia
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Good news? Boko-haram's spokesman arrested!!! on: 3-02-2012 01:56AM
Quote from: Actiongod on  2-02-2012 10:04PM
FELLOW NIGERIANS! we all nid 2 hook up 2 GOD IN PRAYERS 4 a HOLY GHOST arrest/pinning. Y?  if 2ruly d guy is a Real igala man. Else, he go jxt MIRAGE/disappear 2ru air. Trust dem wit charm thngs
  sorry nxt time think b4 writting cuz every tribe in 9ja has jaz or what ever and igalas are not known for that 
17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Reports claim Boko Haram bomber, Kabir Sokoto, rearrested on: 19-01-2012 09:38PM
naija i hail
18  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 53 Years Old False Prophet Arrested For molesting 17 Years Old Daughter on: 28-10-2011 10:03PM
Quote from: cadanre on 28-10-2011 06:35PM
Quote from: DHash on 28-10-2011 05:15PM
I am dead tired of this people called pastors, please is there no other name that they can be using except PASTORS! Haba or are they really pastors? some times i wonder what to say'  Embarrassed Embarrassed

Me I do not know what is wrong with them. They always rape one woman or another. I am tired of this BULL SHIT!
    ABOKI MENINI
19  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Gaddafi’s son Saif vows to avenge father’s death on: 24-10-2011 05:51PM
see how the mighty has fallen , a man of his words, descipline
20  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Nigerian Journalist Killed by Boko Haram on: 24-10-2011 08:36AM
Quote from: ajanni on 23-10-2011 08:55PM
may his soul rest in peace
o boy you no dey work ? morning and night you dey  naijapals.
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