A Guy is sitting outside his home after a bitter divorce & notices a crate of Beer Bottles.He takes out an Empty bottle, smashing it into the wall swearing, "You are the reason I don’t have a Wife".Smashes 2nd Bottle, "You are the reason I don’t have a Job".Notices 3rd Bottle is Sealed and still full of Beer.."Stand aside my Friend. I know you were not Involved...
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