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He: I'm a
photographer. I've been
looking for a face like
yours. She: I'm a plastic
surgeon. I've been looking
for a face like yours. He:
Haven't I seen you some
place before? She: Yes,
that's why I don't go there
anymore. He: I want to
give myself to you. She:
Sorry, I don't accept cheap
gifts. He: Didn't we go on
a date once? or was it
twice? She: Must've been
once. I never make the
same mistake twice.

stupid joke

make una encourage am na

una no get shame

yeye poster

yeye poster

lafta suspended

na yeye

wow i luv dis post............................. thanks man

  :'(

Na so dem de start conversation.............. yeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i go read am later

abeg ask am

diz 1 na yoke o

na joked be dis kind fing?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fashola is working, Goodluck is looking, Patience
 is speaking, Boko Haram is bombing, Senators
are looting, Fuel is rising, Nigerians are
protesting, ASSU & NLC are striking, Students are
 sleeping, Police men are killing, Masses are crying,
 You are naijapalsing, facebooking, tweeting and pinging . . . Who is praying??

u buy bb curve 35k to ping.. N i buy nokia tokumbo 5k.. Download 2go.. All na chat. #moneynofitwaste

hammer head of horror...