dont forget to add your own, if yours is the funniest , they said you would stand a chance to win a ticket to the bahamas.

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Check the other post for the photos!!!    //www.gistmania.com/talk/topic,94123.0.html

Angelina Jolie is our hottest trending star!" one of ABC's many Oscar correspondents gushed as they analyzed which of the Academy Award attendees was getting the most "tweeting" on "Twitter". If they knew what people were discussing, they didn't mention it. And that "it," if you don't already know, was her peculiar stage presence.
The whole "I invented the phrase 'good evening'" thing wasn't especially surprising. Nor was her eerily confident casing of the room that seemed to suggest  she could braid the spines of those who made direct eye contact. But the oddest part was definitely the blatent showcasing of her right leg.
Proving that you should never assume you're the sexiest / coolest / whateverist person in the room, especially when next up on stage is a former member of the Groundlings comedy troupe, was the very funny Jim Rash who took the stage after winning Best Adapted Screenplay and busted out a near spot-on Jolie pose.
Here's what some Tweeters were saying:
"I hope that one day Angelina Jolie makes her Oscar leg into a lamp, so that I may purchase that lamp."
@yoyoha
"Angelina Jolie looks like an Angelina Jolie sex doll."
@PaulyPeligroso
"Her leg even has it's own Twitter account now."
"Check out this leg over here!"
@AngiesRightLeg

200 pics are being posted by the minuite, americans wicked sha: some i ll post below..see the rest at the site

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Angelina Jolie is our hottest trending star!" one of ABC's many Oscar correspondents gushed as they analyzed which of the Academy Award attendees was getting the most "tweeting" on "Twitter". If they knew what people were discussing, they didn't mention it. And that "it," if you don't already know, was her peculiar stage presence.
The whole "I invented the phrase 'good evening'" thing wasn't especially surprising. Nor was her eerily confident casing of the room that seemed to suggest  she could braid the spines of those who made direct eye contact. But the oddest part was definitely the blatent showcasing of her right leg.
Proving that you should never assume you're the sexiest / coolest / whateverist person in the room, especially when next up on stage is a former member of the Groundlings comedy troupe, was the very funny Jim Rash who took the stage after winning Best Adapted Screenplay and busted out a near spot-on Jolie pose.
Here's what some Tweeters were saying:
"I hope that one day Angelina Jolie makes her Oscar leg into a lamp, so that I may purchase that lamp."
@yoyoha
"Angelina Jolie looks like an Angelina Jolie sex doll."
@PaulyPeligroso
"Her leg even has it's own Twitter account now."
"Check out this leg over here!"
@AngiesRightLeg

damn there should be an edit button on naijapals ooooooooooo

The guy is no good yet he believes in himself...thats passion...i had goose pimplies watching this...I wish him luck and hope he imporves and win some time....

It appeared to be a movie script for the fast-rising Nollywood actress,Annie on Tuesday,February 14,2012.Coincidentally,it was Valentine,a day set aside for the celebration of love at the popular upscale JJ Okocha’s Club 10, Lagos,when 2face and Annie stepped inside around 11pm.
An insider told us that Annie didn’t know 2face had a plan until that night,adding that the whole arrangement was between 2face,Mary Ann Bassey,Annie’s cousin and former ex-beauty queen,and one Ayeri,2face’s best friend.
According to the plan,the source said, 2face was supposed to take Annie out on Valentine Day while Mary Ann Bassey and Ayeri was to make proper arrangement at the Club 10 and Prime Chinese Restaurant,where the engagement party was held.They were also to invite 2face and Annie’s friends and family members,which they did perfectly,all without Annie’s knowledge.
Some of the notable people at the club were P-Square,Kaffy,Tiwa Salvage,W4,Ruggedman,Annie’s families and friends.
We learnt that Annie was surprised seeing some of the notable faces,especially her cousin,Mary Ann because she did not expect seeing her out so late that night.
Annie was busy discussing with her friends because she didn’t understand why she’s seeing almost all her people,including her own brothers sources revealed.
Speaking further,our source narrated what happened.She said At about 1am,the music was stopped and Innocent Idibia has a mic with him and started making his speech,saying he met a young lady 12 years ago and they’ve have been through a lot and he apologized for all the wrong he had done in the past.
By then,he was already walking towards her…and said he really loves her,nothing that he had just one question to ask her.Then,he went down on his knees and asked her calling her full names,Annie Uwana Macauley,will you marry me(him)? she narrated.
Our source,who was also at the club said 2face was so nervous that he thought Annie would say No.
Annie,however,didn’t believe what happening,she cried all through before she finally said YES,YES,YES, she added.
We reliably gathered that 2face was so happy that he made a statement saying,he should have done this a long time ago.
According to our source, 2face was very happy,as he pulled Annie to his chest.He then gave her an engagement ring,took pictures and everybody started showering encomiums on them;
The party ended at about 5:30am before moving to Prime Chinese Restaurant where they had the engagement party till about 9:00am on Wednesday,February 15,2012.
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THIS GAL HAS BEEN THERE RIGHT FROM THE START...SHE DESERVES IT

WARNING: This a most amazing video, but be advised it's not for the faint of heart.


A man is interviewed after having surgery which leaves him with giant hole in his face. The surgery removed his eye and part of his cheek bone, as you will ses.


He now lives with a massive hole in his head, but amazingly seems to have gotten used to it. Unbelievable.


If anything qualifies for a weird but true story, this is it.

If you have got the heart, watch video here /2012/02/shocker-man-with-big-hole-in-head-seems.html

They have been deceiving us for too long now...All these annoying advertisments you see on the internet about weight loss by a gym instructor and so on...sign up for programs and also do rigorous work outs at the best gym...its all marketing lies, Now they have been exposed.
In less than 5 hours this guy manages to take the AFTER picture first, and then drink a ton of liquids and eat a ton of food to take the BEFORE picture next, and in just 5 hours look at the amazing transformation that can happen.  Unbelievable!

See Video Below...   /2012/02/funny-how-to-fake-before-and-after.html

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The legal battle that started between singer, Elemide Olubukola, who is well known as Asa and a Lagos based soft-sell, News of the People, was heard again today.

The magazine published on its December 14-22 edition in 2009 that Asa and her manager, Janet were involved in Lesbianism.
At the Lagos High Court today, Asa was absent. She was represented by her lawyer, Mena Ajapkovi who said Asa was indisposed.
However, the publisher of News of the People, Loye Hamsat was present in court today.
The case was adjourned till April 26, 2012 when Asa is expected to show up for cross examination.
Asa sued the soft-sell magazine for 700million naira for writing a false story about. Just imagine !!! if na me you sue you for come collect the money na. Infact i ll post all your lesbian photos on naijapals very soon.
Personally t think she is a lesbian but has not opened up about her leabianism. shekina.

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A lot of movie practitioners who have declared interest in contesting for different posts at the Actors Guild of Nigeria(AGN) national election have stepped on each other’s toes.


These include Stella Damasus who is said to be contesting for Public Relations Officer(PRO) with another top actor Frank Dallas.


From the information gathered toady,despite the fact that the 2 were never best of friends,they are alleged to be fighting each other because of the post. INteresting isnt it?  2349ja.blogspot.com/2012/02/war-stella-damasus-and-frank-dallas.html

Naija i hail o....wen u enter wahala na u remember say yu get family...mtchewwwwwww.... Anyhow sha me nor support the woman before so guy use ur naija brain nor allow the idiotic british racist people collect all the money wen u don suffer for.

Some kind stories here make me wonder

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Proving once again that nothing says romance like a celebrity prenup, Jessica Biel has reportedly asked Justin Timberlake to sign a fidelity clause that would give her $500,000 if he were to ever cheat on the actress.

Does this divorce thingy really make sense? Them get luck say nor be Nigeria, this law is gender sensitive...dont you people think so?
   

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