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81  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: this is for my people on: 12-03-2009 05:38 PM
tnks guys
82  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: How Indian mind works on: 12-03-2009 09:29 AM
cn i jst post joke for fun only on this site and notin else.
83  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / How Indian mind works on: 12-03-2009 06:48 AM


NOT A STORY BUT A
TRUE INCIDENT


An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank
will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Indian man hands over the keys
and documents of new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
for using a $250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?


The Indian replies:


"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"




Ah, the mind of the Indian...


This is why India is shining
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84  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 12-03-2009 06:27 AM
Quote from: Kollyns9 on 11-03-2009 07:19 PM
Really funny girl is wat u are...
really funny guy is wat u r, hisss
85  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 11-03-2009 04:40 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 11-03-2009 04:34 PM
my dear ronky ..d guy is an old man... i will personally inform DGUY ...2 CREATE FORUM 4 D OLD AND UGLY 4 PPL LIKE KRITIANTUS...2 operate as d moderator..so back off..tinky obnoxious mess.....
menn dat is nt a bad idea, at least, he wil leave me (small gurl) alone, he sld not go en c where his mates r, he s here insultin en critisizin me. agbaya.
86  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 11-03-2009 04:29 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 11-03-2009 04:20 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 11-03-2009 04:05 PM
my dear ronky ..no mind d guy he tinks he has gotten MSC,PHD ETC from HARVARD...we no go school.he knws dat am 2 tough 4 him dats y he ask GWHY..2 SUPPORT HIM.am still cooking u kristiantus ..when am done with u ..i will give u ur flesh 2 eat...chie
see i understand you're are trying to speed up your number of post..... 9ice Cool Cool Cool.  but you don't have to do that by post trash like (chie.... with even saying nothing funny; mute.... when you should't be mute.... passing, you're confussed and don't know what to say) doubt me, go thru all you posting, they indicate you level of maturity.... Wink Wink Wink
hey, sm1 is talkin bout e lime i checked, level of sm1's maturity, d last time i check, urs was low. so so low
87  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 11-03-2009 04:00 PM
omatseye, he is tryin 2 attack u again, dis guy must be a big retarded person, wel i dnt blame him. its nt his fault
88  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 11-03-2009 03:36 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 11-03-2009 03:29 PM
but d guy is not admitting dat fact
dnt mind, him. this is where u wil knw d level of his maturity, its 2ru dat age does not determine maturity. rubbish.
89  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 11-03-2009 03:24 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 11-03-2009 03:16 PM
my hand no dey...kia
hehehe, dnt worry, al i wnt to du is jst to let him knw he's wrong. dats al
90  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 11-03-2009 03:14 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 11-03-2009 02:56 PM
i've just said my mind.... Grin Grin Grin
you dey too small to fight me.... Cool Cool Cool
yea i knw am too small, but am nt too small for u 2 hav fun at my expense,u said u jst wanted to hv fun bcos its a joke, u insulted me en said u r jst tryin 2 hv fun, wat kind of mature guy, as  claim as u, hav fun at other's expence, tell me
menn u ve come across the wrong person
91  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 11-03-2009 02:39 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 11-03-2009 02:30 PM
Quote from: ronky on 11-03-2009 02:22 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 11-03-2009 02:07 PM
Quote from: ronky on 11-03-2009 01:42 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 10-03-2009 05:00 PM
Quote from: ronky on 10-03-2009 03:30 PM
Quote from: femaadinho on 10-03-2009 03:19 PM
na how much u dey sell am
hmmmmnnn na #70
but as per u, i go give u for free
see ronky (see as people dey change name - na ronke you change to ronky) abeg, make you just carry time, wetin dey do you, here be like apongbo abi oyingbo market.... see small girl like you, na tissue paper dey hungry you to sell... wetin you sabi say dem dey use tissue paper for? who tell you say na to clean tears tissue paper dey for.... and you dey ready to give am for free.... Undecided Undecided Undecided
kristaintus or wateva that lame thing u call a name is, i cn c u are an A*#S, i posted dis bcos its a joke, en since u r so stupid to knw wat joke means y dnt u jst get the f**k out without giving any comment, en if i change my name from ronke to anitin, hw is that ur generation's bussiness, i always mind my business on this network, en u dnt want to be the first to fraustrate me. mind ursef, u son of a bitch
you try no be small oooo.... i can see you're acting up on this.... you said you posted a joke (which we all are suppose to laugh over RIGHT?), how come you're eating yourself up, calling names that are insignificant.... i never insulted or fraustrated you in anyway, was only having fun with what you called a JOKE. i've forgiven you on this, but i would advise that you stay away from using the F word not even to talk of calling someone a son of a bitch... thanks.....
forgiveness my foot, i ll take ur advise wen u stay off my post, dnt go near my post or give ur stupid comments. den we ll be cool thanks
you seems so serious about this (maybe cos you're a newbie).... i swear i won't pull a fight on this.... moreover, i think this is getting funny now... Grin Grin Grin
oh, now u dnt wanna pull a fight, listen to ur sef who start the fight in the first place, i hv always try 2 stay away from pple lik u for almost a year, en so far hv been gud, en from nowhere u bring ur aimless self, to fraustrate me, pls pull d fight, bcos na jeje i stay b4 came en luk for my wahala, so bring it on
92  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 11-03-2009 02:22 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 11-03-2009 02:07 PM
Quote from: ronky on 11-03-2009 01:42 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 10-03-2009 05:00 PM
Quote from: ronky on 10-03-2009 03:30 PM
Quote from: femaadinho on 10-03-2009 03:19 PM
na how much u dey sell am
hmmmmnnn na #70
but as per u, i go give u for free
see ronky (see as people dey change name - na ronke you change to ronky) abeg, make you just carry time, wetin dey do you, here be like apongbo abi oyingbo market.... see small girl like you, na tissue paper dey hungry you to sell... wetin you sabi say dem dey use tissue paper for? who tell you say na to clean tears tissue paper dey for.... and you dey ready to give am for free.... Undecided Undecided Undecided
kristaintus or wateva that lame thing u call a name is, i cn c u are an A*#S, i posted dis bcos its a joke, en since u r so stupid to knw wat joke means y dnt u jst get the f**k out without giving any comment, en if i change my name from ronke to anitin, hw is that ur generation's bussiness, i always mind my business on this network, en u dnt want to be the first to fraustrate me. mind ursef, u son of a bitch
you try no be small oooo.... i can see you're acting up on this.... you said you posted a joke (which we all are suppose to laugh over RIGHT?), how come you're eating yourself up, calling names that are insignificant.... i never insulted or fraustrated you in anyway, was only having fun with what you called a JOKE. i've forgiven you on this, but i would advise that you stay away from using the F word not even to talk of calling someone a son of a bitch... thanks.....
forgiveness my foot, i ll take ur advise wen u stay off my post, dnt go near my post or give ur stupid comments. den we ll be cool thanks
93  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 11-03-2009 01:53 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 11-03-2009 01:45 PM
babe i knw hw u feel....sorry..ronky
omatseye, tnks, d idiot jst spoil my mood. calling me smal gurl. big agbaya lik him.
94  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 11-03-2009 01:42 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 10-03-2009 05:00 PM
Quote from: ronky on 10-03-2009 03:30 PM
Quote from: femaadinho on 10-03-2009 03:19 PM
na how much u dey sell am
hmmmmnnn na #70
but as per u, i go give u for free
see ronky (see as people dey change name - na ronke you change to ronky) abeg, make you just carry time, wetin dey do you, here be like apongbo abi oyingbo market.... see small girl like you, na tissue paper dey hungry you to sell... wetin you sabi say dem dey use tissue paper for? who tell you say na to clean tears tissue paper dey for.... and you dey ready to give am for free.... Undecided Undecided Undecided
kristaintus or wateva that lame thing u call a name is, i cn c u are an A*#S, i posted dis bcos its a joke, en since u r so stupid to knw wat joke means y dnt u jst get the f**k out without giving any comment, en if i change my name from ronke to anitin, hw is that ur generation's bussiness, i always mind my business on this network, en u dnt want to be the first to fraustrate me. mind ursef, u son of a bitch
95  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ARSENAL.....? Which is your own? on: 10-03-2009 03:37 PM
up blues for life
96  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: when tears flow in ur eyes on: 10-03-2009 03:30 PM
Quote from: femaadinho on 10-03-2009 03:19 PM
na how much u dey sell am
hmmmmnnn na #70
but as per u, i go give u for free
97  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / when tears flow in ur eyes on: 10-03-2009 02:52 PM




When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,


 
Just let me know,

I want to be there for you,   because.....
 
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My uncle is Selling Tissue Paper.

 
Buy 1, Get 1 Free...

 

Always Keep Smiling
 

98  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: no charge on: 8-03-2009 02:32 PM
tnks guys
99  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / basterd on: 8-03-2009 12:05 PM
Pls read through this converastion …
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl

GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl

GIRL:.Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!
100  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / ur horse phoned on: 8-03-2009 11:56 AM
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
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