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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Pastor and the armed robbers |
on: 15-01-2010 08:49 AM
| We were in a bus travelling from enugu to edo,a pastor was in the bus and so he got up and started preaching:brothers and sisters repent,for the kingdom of God is at hand.passengers started shouting at him:oga na only you dey inside this bus,abi no be the same money,wey you pay we pay,why you dey disturb us.as the brouhaha was going on,before we could realise it armed robbers stormed the bus and started saying:money or your life. everybody started giving them money,when they came up to me,they said money or your life,i gave them money and i also gave them my life.when they got to the pastor,one of them said :pastor money or your life,the pastor said the lord is my shepherd i shall not fear.the armed robber shouted:pastor money or your life,the pastor said:the lord is my strenght and refuge whom shall i fear?the robber said pastor:dat wan no concern me o,i say money or your life.the pastor said:touch not my annointed and do my prophet no harm,the robber said pastor i dey warn you o,money or your life,the pastor said:no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper. the armed robber said:no weapon abi?he now dropped the ak47,picked up a pistol,loaded a bullet and fired one shot up and said last warning,money or your life,the pastor now said:haba bros person no dey play with you,na joke i dey joke,take the money and leave the life. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Like say you know. |
on: 14-01-2010 02:50 PM
| A hungry applicant after searching for job for about 9 hours,became so hungry,and wthout a dime in his pocket,he decided to eat awoof in a classic restaurant,since there was no other eatry joint around the neighbourhood.he composed an answer to whichever queston they will ask him in the restaurant.the reply was :like say you know:when he entered he sat down, and a waitress walked up to his table and said:sir it`s like you want to eat?the man answered,like say you know. do you want african dish?he said like say you know.ok should i serve you fufu,isewu and ora soup?he answered,like say you know. the waitress left and in a twinkle of an eye,returned with the order.the man balanced well and consumed everthing they served him.
20 minutes later,the waitress returned to clear the table and to serve him his bill,she said:sir here is your bill,he said like say you know.she gave him the bill and was waiting for her money.after 3minutes she said sir,am still wating,he said like say u know,she said sir give me my money na,he said like say u know.she said ah ah abi you no wan pay?he said like say u know,sir i go call police for u o,he said like say u know.she now called the people around when they came, they told the man to pay,and he answered like say you know.after waitng for like 20 minutes and he kept saying like say u know,they told him to go and he said like say una knowwwwwwwwwwww. | | | |