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61  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (Page 7) on: 1-05-2011 11:36 PM
watching n observing carefully....hmmm
62  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: why guys like girls on: 1-05-2011 11:18 AM
Quote from: soljurn16 on  1-05-2011 07:00 AM
@poster.., if u kyp making girls hear words like these from ur mouth., o boy! U go marry pass king Solomon for Bible..., love lyricist Wink


i hope say dat no b prayer o!!! Grin Grin Grin nobodi fit rugged reach uncle solo...lol
63  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women on: 30-04-2011 10:19 PM
Quote from: Michro on 30-04-2011 09:35 PM
Quote from: estilizo on 30-04-2011 09:18 PM
ok ooooo, Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Are u a vampire?
What'z that redish liquid dropping from ur lips?

question!
64  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women on: 30-04-2011 10:18 PM
Quote from: Anieque on 30-04-2011 09:08 PM
lmao...  Grin I always say lets be friends kmt


 Grin Grin Grin

65  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (Page 2) on: 30-04-2011 08:54 PM
i don match line wella 2day alone  Grin Grin Grin
66  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Women are difficult on: 30-04-2011 08:48 PM
Quote from: PreetyInstinct on 30-04-2011 06:34 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 05:32 PM
Hm!Just wondering, what's with u and these topics from today?
What has bitten u?
Undecided
Cheesy Grin

notin is new so whats with d underlined?
67  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Women are difficult on: 30-04-2011 08:44 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 05:32 PM
Hm!Just wondering, what's with u and these topics from today?
What has bitten u?
Undecided


nothing 2 worry about...i am me 2day...mayb i jus felt like dis direction 2day...lol Grin Grin
68  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Women are difficult on: 30-04-2011 08:43 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on 30-04-2011 06:38 PM
This poster and Yukibuglovebitten, should be partner !!

Seems like they got bitten by same Bug  Grin Grin


 Grin Grin Grin Grin no bug bites bro...i get luvproof vest...lol

69  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Women are difficult on: 30-04-2011 05:25 PM
If you are a 1round man,
you are not a man
If you are an 8rounds man ,
you are nothing but a bedroom bully

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding

If you visit/call her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to open the door for her,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk


In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN!

....make una try tell us how best to pls una
70  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women on: 30-04-2011 05:05 PM
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that pig at d dump site)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's just be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.)

71  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Your true talent (Page 7) on: 30-04-2011 04:52 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on 30-04-2011 04:51 PM
Make i laff in Royal style  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


i don queue behind u... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
72  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Time Will Tell on: 30-04-2011 04:46 PM
 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Grin Grin Grin Grin
[/quote]


u giv up abi?
73  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Time Will Tell on: 30-04-2011 04:40 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 04:31 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 30-04-2011 04:23 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 04:13 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 04:10 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 30-04-2011 04:01 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:57 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:55 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:47 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:44 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:41 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 30-04-2011 03:39 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:37 PM
Ehen!

WHAT YU TRYING TO DO ? IN SUPPORT OF KB?
DONT YU DARE DO THAT?

I was talking with Pkingx,what do you want from me? Huh?


dont wori about d heat...ur way off d kitchen! ...can we pls talk about that extra wings?

Imagine that guy!

Yeah,extra wings available!
Wink


Right on!...put it all on me den...where we flying to?

To the moooon!There's my real home! Wink

Can I come along? :'( :'( :'(

You want out of this planet, too,right?
Sure!Ride on!
Wink


Divine shuld take d next flight...ours is full n u kno dat

No way, it is either I come on this flight or we arent going at all......I know BS not to fail her promises, so I come along, let Pkingx throw out some of his luggage to accommodate me........... Grin Grin

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Wink

why u extending extra invitations na?...thot it was just table 4 2....
74  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Time Will Tell on: 30-04-2011 04:38 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 30-04-2011 04:23 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 04:13 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 04:10 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 30-04-2011 04:01 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:57 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:55 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:47 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:44 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:41 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 30-04-2011 03:39 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:37 PM
Ehen!

WHAT YU TRYING TO DO ? IN SUPPORT OF KB?
DONT YU DARE DO THAT?

I was talking with Pkingx,what do you want from me? Huh?


dont wori about d heat...ur way off d kitchen! ...can we pls talk about that extra wings?

Imagine that guy!

Yeah,extra wings available!
Wink


Right on!...put it all on me den...where we flying to?

To the moooon!There's my real home! Wink

Can I come along? :'( :'( :'(

You want out of this planet, too,right?
Sure!Ride on!
Wink


Divine shuld take d next flight...ours is full n u kno dat

No way, it is either I come on this flight or we arent going at all......I know BS not to fail her promises, so I come along, let Pkingx throw out some of his luggage to accommodate me........... Grin Grin

Divine which ones b ur own na...u kno weda na honey moon we dey go? abeg look forward 2 d next flight n make sure its not coming to our on part of d moon!
75  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Time Will Tell on: 30-04-2011 04:36 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 04:14 PM
Oops!
It is?I didn't know that!



Means u werent paying attention...whose distracting u na?
76  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Time Will Tell on: 30-04-2011 04:14 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 04:13 PM
Grin Grin Wink

Yeah!
77  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Time Will Tell on: 30-04-2011 04:13 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 04:10 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 30-04-2011 04:01 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:57 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:55 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:47 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:44 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:41 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 30-04-2011 03:39 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:37 PM
Ehen!

WHAT YU TRYING TO DO ? IN SUPPORT OF KB?
DONT YU DARE DO THAT?

I was talking with Pkingx,what do you want from me? Huh?


dont wori about d heat...ur way off d kitchen! ...can we pls talk about that extra wings?

Imagine that guy!

Yeah,extra wings available!
Wink


Right on!...put it all on me den...where we flying to?

To the moooon!There's my real home! Wink

Can I come along? :'( :'( :'(

You want out of this planet, too,right?
Sure!Ride on!
Wink


Divine shuld take d next flight...ours is full n u kno dat
78  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Time Will Tell on: 30-04-2011 04:11 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 04:08 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 04:04 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:57 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:55 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:47 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:44 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:41 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 30-04-2011 03:39 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:37 PM
Ehen!


WHAT YU TRYING TO DO ? IN SUPPORT OF KB?
DONT YU DARE DO THAT?


I was talking with Pkingx,what do you want from me? Huh?



dont wori about d heat...ur way off d kitchen! ...can we pls talk about that extra wings?


Imagine that guy!

Yeah,extra wings available!
Wink



Right on!...put it all on me den...where we flying to?


To the moooon!There's my real home! Wink



No air! ...how du i breathe?  Undecided


There is!Just that they weren't allowed to know!



say no more!...lets get it on!
79  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Time Will Tell on: 30-04-2011 04:09 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 30-04-2011 04:01 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:57 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:55 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:47 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:44 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:41 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 30-04-2011 03:39 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:37 PM
Ehen!

WHAT YU TRYING TO DO ? IN SUPPORT OF KB?
DONT YU DARE DO THAT?

I was talking with Pkingx,what do you want from me? Huh?


dont wori about d heat...ur way off d kitchen! ...can we pls talk about that extra wings?

Imagine that guy!

Yeah,extra wings available!
Wink


Right on!...put it all on me den...where we flying to?

To the moooon!There's my real home! Wink

Can I come along? :'( :'( :'(


Divine i beg u very seriously...dont come use ur raga take spoil ma blues for here...na just table for 2 affair!
80  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Time Will Tell on: 30-04-2011 04:04 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:57 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:55 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:47 PM
Quote from: pkingx on 30-04-2011 03:44 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:41 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 30-04-2011 03:39 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on 30-04-2011 03:37 PM
Ehen!

WHAT YU TRYING TO DO ? IN SUPPORT OF KB?
DONT YU DARE DO THAT?

I was talking with Pkingx,what do you want from me? Huh?


dont wori about d heat...ur way off d kitchen! ...can we pls talk about that extra wings?

Imagine that guy!

Yeah,extra wings available!
Wink


Right on!...put it all on me den...where we flying to?

To the moooon!There's my real home! Wink


No air! ...how du i breathe?  Undecided
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