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1701  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Warri interpreter on: 21-05-2010 10:06 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 21-05-2010 09:52 AM
posted b4
so? y not cry then...mschewww
1702  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: warri interpreter on: 20-05-2010 01:00 PM
Quote from: MrDon on 20-05-2010 12:54 PM
posted b4
damn u ppl...can only laff..cant som1 av a "pb4"-free comment here?,,,i tire o
1703  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Warri interpreter on: 20-05-2010 12:06 PM
This is a joke, it's not real.

Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon he noticed that the congregation were grumbling and leaving. he called on the nearest man  (Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were leaving. Akpomiemie answered "sir, dem no understand your big English", Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued:

Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible"

Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side"

Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples"

Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus fall inside canoe with him palles"

Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"

Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove naim yawa come gas"

Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"

Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"
 Shocked :
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master"

Akpomiemie: "naim liver drop him palles, dem begin hala bros bros"

Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmd down the wind"

Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus rise up come arrange the yawa"

Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye men of little faith"

Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look him palles,shake him head say UNA FALL MY HAND"

"REINHARD BONKE: the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?

Akpomiemie: him palles come hala say shoo.. guy, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH?"
1704  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Word dictionary on: 17-05-2010 05:11 PM
say tnx 2 d 9c ppl and "tnx" again to d "9c" ppl
1705  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Baby specialist on: 14-05-2010 12:44 PM
Quote from: sanya01 on 14-05-2010 12:36 PM
but really dats worth faintin for,,, after all the high hopes
damn! she ddnt still undstnd d guy's a camera man...tot he's d man to come av SEX wt her.. Tongue
1706  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Baby specialist on: 14-05-2010 12:36 PM
 Cheesy lmao...wat a bazooka!
1707  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Word dictionary on: 14-05-2010 11:38 AM
any1.jus no dey pour sansan 4 my garri..lol
1708  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Women are so gullible on: 14-05-2010 11:01 AM
Quote from: xter on 14-05-2010 10:53 AM
old joke,nauseates me
Angry then u give an old laff.
1709  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Women are so gullible on: 14-05-2010 10:44 AM
Quote from: federico on 14-05-2010 12:41 AM
posted b4
Angry well?
1710  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Word dictionary on: 14-05-2010 10:42 AM
haha...u guys r so mean...giv a broda some credit.lol
1711  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: word diko...pls help urselves on: 13-05-2010 12:53 PM
Quote from: qunodinga on 13-05-2010 12:48 PM
where @ Poster....................Huh???
i mean we all can try to define it..<durh>  Tongue
1712  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: word diko...pls help urselves on: 13-05-2010 12:49 PM
boy ds ur short reply dey fear me o
1713  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: word diko...pls help urselves on: 13-05-2010 12:06 PM
Quote from: qunodinga on 13-05-2010 10:46 AM
u catch my attentn here:

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Millitant is wat?Huh?Huh?Huh???
ok this is now open to all...define militant
1714  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Meaning of POLICE on: 13-05-2010 09:24 AM
Quote from: ademola78 on 12-05-2010 02:37 PM
hahahahaha

Not funny, at least they shoot and that's what war is all about....
of cos they shoot but into d sky.
1715  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: word diko...pls help urselves on: 13-05-2010 09:20 AM
Quote from: sanya01 on 13-05-2010 08:27 AM
"PB4" Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry  Angry
1716  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: word diko...pls help urselves on: 13-05-2010 08:13 AM
aii...tnx lady.dats alrite.
1717  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: word diko...pls help urselves on: 13-05-2010 07:17 AM
abeg no come here dey tell me pb4 o...ds na brain work.lol
1718  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Word dictionary on: 13-05-2010 07:16 AM
some words we got wrong...here's d correction

•   School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
•   Nurse:   A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
•   Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
•   Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of  the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
•   Father: A banker provided by nature.
•   Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
•   Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
•   Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
•   Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
•   Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
•   Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
•   Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
1719  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Me too, i be cat on: 12-05-2010 08:11 AM
<cough><cough>  Undecided
1720  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Glass of Water on: 12-05-2010 07:47 AM
lemme try laff.
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