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41  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Tommy (Page 21) on: 3-03-2011 01:44 PM
younger  Grin
42  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A scotsman and his sheep on: 28-02-2011 05:21 PM
i no knw o...help me go ask am
43  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: me too gone small on: 28-02-2011 05:07 PM
im out
44  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A scotsman and his sheep on: 28-02-2011 04:52 PM
lol...im gewd o.u?  v u been hiding from me? ehn?
45  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: XAVEXDO'S LIFE STORY (Page 13) on: 28-02-2011 04:50 PM
go dey chop am naw,abi y u wan make i throw up nah?  Angry
46  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: no b me post am o (Page 5) on: 28-02-2011 04:46 PM
u sef no gaddda  Angry
47  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: GUYS.....SAY NO TO URINE TEST!!! on: 28-02-2011 04:45 PM
hehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
48  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A scotsman and his sheep on: 28-02-2011 04:44 PM
A Scotsman buys several sheep,  hoping to breed them for wool.

After several weeks, he notices that none
of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.

The vet tells him that he should try
artificial insemination.

The  farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but,
not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the
vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around,
and instead will lie down, and wallow in the grass,
when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought.
He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination
means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.

So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them
out into the  woods, has sex with them all,
brings them back, then goes to  bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces
that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice
for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.

"Try  again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up,
and drive  them out to the woods.

He spends all day shagging the sheep, and upon
returning home, falls knackered into bed.

The  next morning, he cannot even raise himself
from the bed to look out of the window.

He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No, “she says, "They're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the  horn."
 Grin Grin Grin Grin
49  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: GUYS.....SAY NO TO URINE TEST!!! on: 28-02-2011 04:16 PM
haha...wats its a female child Huh?
50  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Honeymoon on: 28-02-2011 04:12 PM
dummy...come here and il gladly let u knw wat Tongue
51  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Very Very Fast!!! on: 28-02-2011 04:10 PM
wat im i doin here,this's a girl's zone  Embarrassed
52  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wise obasanjor! (Page 13) on: 28-02-2011 03:59 PM
 Huh? Huh? aw i go get job wey i no go knw? na only u jor.abi na u b their matron?
53  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Tommy (Page 21) on: 28-02-2011 03:58 PM
and wt wetin u carry 4 ds ur px? me sef go like kill u  Wink
54  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: coolest joke ever! (Page 16) on: 28-02-2011 03:57 PM
ehn ehn? r u serious?
55  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: XAVEXDO'S LIFE STORY (Page 12) on: 28-02-2011 03:55 PM
Quote from: Abolore05 on 28-02-2011 02:33 PM
ok we dey come
just prepare everything ready
hunger dey wire me Wink
 Grin Grin Grin

we? ure goin alone u hear? i nver wan die 4 my mama
56  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: XAVEXDO'S LIFE STORY (Page 12) on: 28-02-2011 03:54 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 28-02-2011 02:05 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 28-02-2011 01:57 PM
i no come o...make u come give me scattered diet?  Shocked

i dey come.. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
no o.stay 4 ur house o.make i come give u roasted pineapple  Grin
57  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 3 drunk (Page 11) on: 28-02-2011 03:51 PM
ehn ehnnn...na u come steal my granmama teeth abi.God don catch u 2day  Grin
58  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Oya now... (Page 2) on: 28-02-2011 01:59 PM
hin smuggle hinsef enter  Grin
59  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: XAVEXDO'S LIFE STORY (Page 12) on: 28-02-2011 01:57 PM
i no come o...make u come give me scattered diet?  Shocked
60  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: me too gone small on: 28-02-2011 01:53 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 28-02-2011 01:49 PM
posta dats good of u but u should always try and take ur pills often.funny joke by a yeyeism posta.
u don read my coded mssg so? b4 u dey run mouth like tap  Tongue
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