How can a girl send
you boxers &
expect a BB?
A tie & expect
Brazilian hair?
Singlet & expect
iPad 2?
Cufflinks & expect
BB Porsche of
450k?
Or nothing at all &
expect an
expensive dinner
at KFC or
Chicken Republic?
...Well, The Nigerian
Association
of Boyfriends
(NAB) says it
should be trade by
barter this Val
Oooh.
-Boxers should be
exchanged
with a G-string.
-Singlet should be
exchanged
with a Bra.
-If she gives you
roll-on, buy her
"Miss Paris".
-She gives you
cufflinks, give her
rubber band to tie
her natural
hair.
-If she shows up at
your door
empty-handed, put
NTA or STV
for her to watch.
Don't let her
watch

hahahahahahahahahahahaha una no go kill me wit laugh ooo

A sex Robot was designed to
satisfy women,it
was tested With 3 women, the
first woman was
an Hausa woman, after one hour,
she came out,
smiled, saying, "gaskiya, e sweet
me die".
The next woman was a yoruba
woman, after
3hrs with the robot, she also
came out smiling.
said, ooooshey!!!
The last woman was a Calabar
woman, after 11
hours, the woman was not still
out, so the
security had to go check thinking
the robot had
killed her only for them to open
the door to see
d Calabar woman chasing the
robot up and down
saying,"come here you liar, if
your battery Dey LOw, Na How U come
manage dey
run?.
.lmaOl

Juliet: Hey Susan, I just got my
BlackBerry ooh. I'll buy my pin
next week.
Susan: Hmmm? U try o! Me don
dash Jane my own oh!
Juliet: Ah! why na?
Susan: Bcos BlackBerry don tire
me, now na BB I dey use!
Juliet: wow! U're rich oh! I envy
u! Is ur BB Samsung or Nokia?
Susan: Noooooooo! How can I
use those cheap BB! It's
Microsoft na .
Juliet: Wow! Dat 1 must b very
expensive oh! Shey BlackBerry
can ping BB!? Just give me your
pin so dat i can call u wen I buy
my own pin!
Susan: Eiyaaa, I'm sorry. I left my
pin at home, u know its DangerOus n its not
safe
walking around with your pin, YOu knw say
the PIN
fit chOOk YOu
LOOol

Juliet: Hey Susan, I just got my
BlackBerry ooh. I'll buy my pin
next week.
Susan: Hmmm? U try o! Me don
dash Jane my own oh!
Juliet: Ah! why na?
Susan: Bcos BlackBerry don tire
me, now na BB I dey use!
Juliet: wow! U're rich oh! I envy
u! Is ur BB Samsung or Nokia?
Susan: Noooooooo! How can I
use those cheap BB! It's
Microsoft na .
Juliet: Wow! Dat 1 must b very
expensive oh! Shey BlackBerry
can ping BB!? Just give me your
pin so dat i can call u wen I buy
my own pin!
Susan: Eiyaaa, I'm sorry. I left my
pin at home, u know its DangerOus n its not
safe
walking around with your pin, YOu knw say
the PIN
fit chOOk YOu
LOOol

Assuming we dey put name of food b4 our
name..e.g
dodoyemi,ogibola,akarapelumi,ejatobi,ponmowunmi,iyanseun,semotope,gbegiridamilola,ebawale,ponmotoyin,ebayimika,garritope
n so on..NA WHICH FOOD GO MATCH UNA OWN
NAME..reply mee......emilink noni

Ive observed dat 9jirians ask some questns
at d very rung time! So i picked some n here
re some gud n perfect ans 4 dem. 1. When
its raining and someone notices you going
out yet they ask; are you going out in this
rain?? Ans: no in the next one 2. You're
making out with a girl then u start pulling
her pants den she asks; what are u trying to
do?? Ans: i want to wash them 4 u 3. Your
friend calls your home phone and asks,
where are u? Ans: i'm at the bus stop! 4
They see u coming out of the bathroom,
wet; did u just have a bath? Ans: no, it was
the rain! 5. You standing right in front of
the elevator on the ground floor, yet they
ask; going up?? Ans: no, i'm waiting for my
office to come down and get me! 6. Your
boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers and u still ask him; are those
flowers? Ans: no baby, they're carrots! 7.
You're in the toilet when someone tries to
open and knocks on the door asking; is
any1 there? Ans: No! My poo locked the
door, pls wait for it to unlock it again ,
mtscheew!!! 8. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees u and
asks; what are you doing here? Ans: i'm
here to pay my school fees! 9. When people
see you lying down with your eyes closed,
they still ask; are you sleeping?? Ans: No!
I'm training 2 die!!!

 ;D;D;D

I luv NAIJAPALS very very much

tell us how much u luv NAIJAPALS!!

hey!! my eyez don full oo!! My brain don block!! And My mouth don open!! 4 all of una comment!! I tot am gonna find d solution here! Wit my good palz!!! But U guyz re now confusin me more nd more!!

A girl called her boyfriend 1 day and asked
him,"honey, why is it that when a girl has
sex wit
more than one guy she's a slut, but when a
guy does the same, he's a legend? D guy
answered and said" if a
lock is open with more than one key, it
becomes a useless lock,but if a key opens
more than one
lock, then its a master
key...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....joke of d week

An aircraft carrying over 100 politicians
crashed intoa farmer's farm. The rescue
team came to ask the farmer what really
happened. Farmer: "I saw the plane crashed
into my farm, I rushed there & saw some of
the politicians still alive". "Where are they"
inquired the rescuers. "I buried them along
the dead ones" replied the farmer. "Why did
you do that?" Inquired the rescuers again.
"Ah I didn't believe they were alive
themoment they told me theywere
politicians, you know these politicians don't
havea single truth in their mouth...
I had to bury them!"

hello! Helloo! Wat did u say?? I cnt hear u well plz wat did u say?? !!!!

helloooo!!

Hey guyz! A Telephone conversation is
going on right now,Please join in.
RULES ON THE TELEFONE CONVERSATION:
Reply in response to the above persons
coment(post) and pretend you are really
making a phone call.Let's begin...
PHONE RINGING GRIN GRIN GRIN: Hello!
hello!! please who is on the line?

am gonna give u a call

na luv wey dey sweet dem o!!

i hear say na for old age luv dey sweet! My palz hw true is it??

thank you all 4 ur kind advice and gud taughts am so grateful......

am happy right now cuz of ur candid words and advice thanks my gud friend...