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1  Forum / Forum Games / Re: describe yourself in one word... on: 25-07-2009 04:10 PM
Generous & sexy
2  Forum / Forum Games / Re: The problem game on: 25-07-2009 04:04 PM
jump into a sea filled wit sharks

wanna flex
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Sperm Count on: 9-03-2009 05:02 PM
A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.

The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, and then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth; first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get that damned jar open."

4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Ever Thought of Divorce? on: 9-03-2009 05:00 PM
"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina.

"Fifty years," Grandma replied.

"That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all that time, you never once thought about divorce, right?"

"Right Nina. Divorce, NEVER. Murder, lots of times, but never divorce."

5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Age and Sex on: 9-03-2009 04:58 PM
This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.

He asked how often you should have it.

His grandfather told him,

"when you first get married, you want it all the time...and maybe you'll do it several times a day.

Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.

Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.

When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year like maybe on your anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his grandfather,

"Well how about you and Grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.

"Well," Grandpa said,

"She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom.

She yells, 'Screw You',

and I holler back, 'Screw You too!'"
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Two Inmates in a Nut House on: 9-03-2009 04:46 PM
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet.The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor.

The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?"

"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb."

The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?"

"What? And work in the dark?"
7  Forum / Forum Games / Re: The OR game on: 15-09-2008 09:55 PM

(remember dat u must chose b4 u post ur question)

fried worm or millipede?
8  Forum / Forum Games / Re: The problem game on: 15-09-2008 09:52 PM
pls read d instruction carefully b4 u post.   you ve turned it the other way round.....provide a bad solution!!! Shocked

commit sucide

scary nightmares.......
9  Forum / Forum Games / Re: WATS d nxt thing dat comes 2 ur mind if i say.....(easiest game) on: 15-09-2008 09:45 PM
10  Forum / Forum Games / Re: DONT SAY "YES" OR "NO" on: 15-09-2008 09:42 PM
is a requirement

did u do it last night?
11  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Give the person above u a pet name... on: 15-09-2008 09:39 PM
12  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Your date of Birth!!! on: 14-09-2008 07:25 PM
October 9th
13  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Word-A-Holic on: 14-09-2008 07:18 PM
iji  : YAM
asa   : beautiful
14  Forum / Forum Games / Re: FOOOOOOOD!!!!! Just name them on: 14-09-2008 07:00 PM
yep! like it

Fried worm & pea
15  Forum / Forum Games / Re: The Funniest Impossibilities -- on: 14-09-2008 06:54 PM
LAGBAJA won the best hip - hop artiste yesterday
16  Forum / Forum Games / Re: When Was The Last Time You: on: 14-09-2008 06:47 PM
months ago

wen was the last time u went to church?
17  Forum / Forum Games / Re: New Game - true / false on: 14-09-2008 06:41 PM
not really

the person below me is a flirt and heart - breaker
18  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Crime And Punishment on: 14-09-2008 06:34 PM
Flirts (prostitutes)?
19  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Give the person above u a pet name... on: 14-09-2008 06:26 PM
if u are male have this " scooby doo"

if u re female have this "cinderella"
20  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Please join the ongoing phone conversation..(A new game) on: 14-09-2008 06:02 PM
so wats the deal?
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