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A married businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.
He spent the night with her but before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him and promised to have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 instead and enclosed the following type-written note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."

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Similarities of "BRA" & "BAR":
*Both have same alphabets.
*Both are drinking zone.*
Both have restricted time of opening & closing.
*When both are open(ed) men are happy!!!,

Is it "True"? or False?

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They intoxicate if taken in excess
They make you misbehave in some cases
They are likely to make you lose your mind
 
 
 

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