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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Edo girls demand an apology |
on: 16-12-2010 07:56 PM
| Some ppl here really need to go get a life, spending all ur life on np saying bull shit, abg if una need job pls contact me . This one na lack of job......Anyway, back 2 d topic, e be like say na edo get prostitute pass ooo!!!!!!!! | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: This Man............Ladies comments pls |
on: 8-07-2010 09:40 AM
| This guy is my BF He has 4-5 cars, has a little company working and earning upto 3ook plus in a month aside his company and monthly salary, he also has a business that fetch him 3k per hour He stays in a 2 bedroom flat apartment and building his duplex at hand.
I always spend ma weekend with him does his cookin, wash his cloth, put d house in order and d likes But this guy gives me N500 or 1k for my TF, till we see again in d ff week, no pocket money No care, and doesnt want to knw if u ar dieing or not
I ve a man like this yet am struggling 2 make ma hair and live like a lady Pals what do i do coz am tired of d relationship Please advice. No insult please. Thank you
you are simply his house help, dont decieve ur self hahaha, the guy is just using u, shine ur eyes!! | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Panic as militants block Abuja road |
on: 8-07-2010 04:23 AM
| rubbish!!! just look at how the poster wrote it:''panic as millitants attack abuja''....... who born their father to think of doing that rubbish in abuja?gwagwalada is almost an hour away from the f.c.t.they can never try any attack on abuja,even in their dream.....stupid post | | |
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Forum / Naijapals / Re: Naijapals Personality Of The Year Award 2010 [Round One] |
on: 2-07-2010 10:22 PM
| Who is skygirl?.... and why will she have 11 votes?... u think u can deceive admin?.... skygirl went and invite all her village people to come and vote for her, she even went as far as inviting her father's inlaws.... thank goodness admin found out... if she wan use iphone make she go buy am for market
blings, u just said my mind.when did she even join?? she wants to becosme np personality of the year | | |
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Forum / Religion / Re: 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning |
on: 26-06-2010 04:42 AM
| ARE YOU PEOPLE TELLING ME THAT NO BODY IS READY TO BUY DERBI AKA DIRTI DOGGY? I WILL REDUCE THE PRICE TO FIVE NAIRA.I THINK PEOPLE ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM BECOUSE OF HIS YANSH ODOUR BUT U CAN STILL CUT IT OFF.U CAN ALSO TAKE HIM TO LIBERIA OR MALAWI FOR RITUALS,AFTERWARDS, HIS SMELLING DEAD BODY CAN BE USED TO GROW TOBACCO | | |
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Forum / Religion / Re: 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning |
on: 26-06-2010 04:37 AM
| SALES! SALES!! SALES!!! THERE IS A MAD DOG HERE WHO NEEDS TO BE SOLD, BECOUSE HE MESS(FART) TOO MUCH. AND HE LIKES molesting HIS OWN CHILDREN DURING THEIR MENSTRUAL PERIOD HIS NAME IS DERBI, BUT WE CALL HIM DERTI DOGGY HERE ON NP BECOUSE OF HIS HIGH LEVEL OF MADNESS AND ANIMALISM. THE AMOUNT IS 10 NAIRA.YOU NEED TO CUT OFF HIS YANSH BECOUSE IT SMELLS TOO MUCH, IF NOT ODOUR WILL SORPHOCATE YOU THE ADVERT IS STILL ON, EVEN THOUGH THE DERBI AKA DOGGY TRIED TO QUOTE AND CHANGE THE WORDS THIS MESMARIZED FOOL IS STILL SMELLING.SOMEBODY SHOULD COME AND THROUGH HIM AWAY! | | |
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Forum / Religion / Re: 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning |
on: 26-06-2010 04:30 AM
| GOD IS MY WICKNESS, IS WHAT A MEN ASK FOR HE RECIEVE I PRAY FOR @EMIRATESKYD FROM MY HEART HE REJECT IT INSTEAD HE INSULT ME MORE, SO EVER PRAYER I PRAY FOR U @EMIRASCAR HAVE BEING TURN INTO A HIPE OF COAL OF FIRE IN UR HEAD AMEN AMEN >:(LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE U DEAD AS U OPEN UR MOUTH TO SAY AMEN TO ANY PRAYER ANY MAN UNDER THE SUN SHALL PRAY FOR U, AMEN AND AMEN ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF MADNESS FROM AN UNREPENTANT UNCIRCUMCISED GIGOLO WHO CALLS HIMSEF THE DEVIL OF NP.LAFF ONE KILL ME DERBI ,U ARE ALREADY BURNING IN UR GRAVE LIKE A HELPLESS CHRISMASS GOAT.YOU SHALL MELT LIKE A WEAK CANDLE, YOU SHALL BLEED THROUGH YOUR ANUS, YOU GO SHIT FROM UR MOUTH.A TRAILER WITHOUT BRKE SHALL BRAKE MY LEGS, SO THAT I REMAIN LAME FOR LIFE.OLD MAN, NO SENSE.YOU SHALL GET BLIND AND FALL INTO THE RIVER OF DEATH, WHERE SHRKS WILL FEED ON YOUR FLESH DERBI AKA DEVIL, U DONT HAVE A LIFE, U WILL DIE LIKE A WORTHLESS ANTELOP.U WILL GET ROTTEN ALIVE IN JESUS NAME .DEMONIC DARCKNESS HAS COVERED UR HEART, U CAN NEVER BE NORMAL. U ARE A HE GOAT!!! MAY THIS CURES BE UPON UR HEAD BE GRANTED UNTO U DERBI AKA DEVIL,AMEN AND AMEN........ DERBI THE MAD BASTARD IS SHORT OF WORDS, SO YOU ARE NOW QUOTING AND CHANGING MY WORDS RIGHT? HAHAHA, I HAVE CHANGED THEM BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL FORM . DERBI AKA DEVIL, U WILL DIE OF HEART ATTACK, BECOUS U CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT KING EMIRATESKYD DERBI AKA DERTI, UR YANSH YANSH IS EVEN SMELLING,HMMMMM, MAKE I RUN ABEG DERBI , WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK UR BATH? I CAN SMELL UR YANSH AND UR MOUTH THROUGH THE INTERNET.YOU ARE A HOPELESS MAD MAN WITH NO FUTURE AMBITION AT THIS AGE. YOU ARE A SMELLING MAMAL, REJECTED MANURE, HOPELESS ROTTEN GARDEN EGG FROM MALAWI EYYA! DERBI THE HELPLESS DONKEY IS STILL QUOTING AND CHENGING MY WORDS,FOOL WITH NO BRAIN.U CANT EVEN THINK OF YOUR OWN WORDS.YOU HAVE A FISH BRAIN AT YOUR AGE I HAVE CHANGED THE WORDS BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL FORM AGAIN THE IDIOTIC OLD FOOL IS ALREADY CRYING. YOU WILL DIE OF STROKE.BALD HEADED SKUNK | | |
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Forum / Religion / Re: 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning |
on: 26-06-2010 04:18 AM
| mr @emirateskyd the comedian, i am not here for ur joke, i am here in HOLY hanger to distroy ur destiny frustrated destiny with curses, as u sound like usless person to me i pray that ur life wa continue to be useless, u are laughing i cures u today that ur laugh shall never stope, when u sleeping u will laugh when u are in market place u continue to laugh , on till u run mad so shall it be amen and amen,......by the sword of my mouth curse u today that ur dream of leaveing nigeria can never be porsible u can never cross river naija u never cross red sea by plan by legg, and the land of nigeria shall hate u and distroy u and reduce u to nothing, embassy shall be ur animy, ur head shall smell like the head of an he goat in the public people that will help u shall turn against eman and amen HAHAHAHA, DERBI AKA DEVIL, WHAT IS HANGER? WHY DO U LIKE REPEATING UR UGLY SELF? WHAT IS ANIMY, WHAT IS EMAN THE ONLY SWORD IN UR MOUTH DERBI AKA DIRTY IS MOUTH ODOUR .I HAVE CROSSED 9JA UNCOUNTABLE TIMES NO BE FOR ONE OLD FACE ME I FACE U MUD HOUSE U DEY STAY FOR AJEGUNLE?DERBI THE MAD COW, U SHALL DIE IN THE DESEAR.I CAN NEVER BE LIKE U, JUST SEE HOW U ARE DEMONSTRATING UR LIFE TO US, WHAT A SHAME FROM AN UGLY BALD HEADED FOOL. I WILL TIE U AND SEND U TO LIBERIA FOR SLAVERY. I WILL BLOCK UR A*#S WITH SUGAR CANE, SO THAT U WONT MESS AGAIN ;DWHY U TOO DEY MESS NA, U BE SKUNK? DERBI AKA DOOM,U SHALL RAPE ALL UR CHILDREN INCLUDING THE BOYS.UR MANHOOD SHALL GET STUCK IN UR SONS YANSH, AND BOTH OF U WILL DIE LIKE THAT FRUSTRATED JOBLESS OLD DICK HEAD WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO.U WILL START EATING GRASS VERY SOON, U HAVE NO DIFFERENCE WITH HABIVOROUS ANIMALS DERBI THE DICK HEAD, UR CHILDREN SHALL FLOG UR YANSH LIKE A DONKEY.USELESS OLODO,MUMU AT FOURTY WHAT A COMEDY, U ARE AN HOPLESS PERSON REALLY , THE FUNNY THING ABOUT UR COMEDY IS THAT KNOW ONE IS INTRESTED ON IT, WELL I CURSE WITH HOLY ANGER, U SHALL BE FAILURE ALL UR LIFE, TO ME U SHALL BE LIKE THE TREE PLANTED IN THE MOTH, U CAN NEVER COMPARE UR HIGHT WITH ORTHER TREES PLANTED IN THE LAND, I AMEN AMEN..... DERBI AKA DEVIL, WHAT IS MOTH, WHAT IS ORTHER?? THIS HELPLESS OLD DOG WHO CALLS HIMSELF DERBI HAS NOTHING TO SAY, U ARE NOW A MATERIAL OF PITTY U SHALL NEVER SEE LIGHT IN YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL HAVE UNCURABLE CHICKEN POX ON YOUR UGLY OLD FACE.AT YOUR AGE, U ARE NOT INTERESTING.U SHALL BE BANISHED FROM THE ZOO YOU LIVE BY YOUR FELLOW ANIMALS.OLD GOAT WHO HAS NOT ACHIEVED ANYTHING IN HIS WASTED, MISRABLE LIFE .INTERCONTINENTAL MUMU, HUNGRY SHIT PACKER,CANCR INFESTED MONKEY WITH NO AMBITION,UGLY SATANIC MORON.U WILL EAT GRASS TILL U DIE.DEPRESSED LOOKING BUFFALO,SMELLING REPTILE.DERBI AKA DOGGY, U ARE SO BORING AND HELPLESS.ONYE ARA,OLORI BURUKU,DAN BURAUBA | | |
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Forum / Religion / Re: 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning |
on: 26-06-2010 04:00 AM
| I SHALL PRAY FOR U THIS MIDNIGHT AT 1: 20 0CLOCK, @EMIRATESKYD, FOR THE SPIRITUAL CONTROW THE PHISICAL I PRAY FOR U THAT U SHALL BE VERY RICH IN UR DREAM, U SHALL HEATE ALL TYPES OF FOOD IN UR DREAMS U WILL DRINK, U WILL EATE AMEN AND AMEN, I ALSO PRAY FOR U THAT U SHALL NEVER SLEEP WITHOUT HAVEING SEX WITH STRAINGE WOMEN UR DREAM AMEN AMEN , BECOUSE U ARE A CORRUPT FRUITE I CURSE U TODAY, THAT U WILL DIE A MISSREABLE DEATH WRITH IT DOWN, H I V, IS NOT A DEASESE BUT HE IS A DEMON NAME, SO I CURSE U TODAY DEMONS OF H I V SHALL SLEEP WITH U IN UR DREAMS AMEN AND AMEN, U ARE U CHILD, BUT A STUPID ONE, WHAT I AM PUORING ON U ARE ACID, U MAY NOT UNDERSTAND BUT U WILL LOOK FOR ME WHEN THE TIME COMES.....
HAHAHA, DERBI AKA DEVIL IS ALREADY CRYING WHEN I HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED WITH HIM, I CANT UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE STATEMENT, ILLITERACY IS A DESEASE I AM ALREADY RICH, THAT IS WHY I AM KING EMIRATESKYD.DERBI AKA DECOMPOSED, YOU ARE ALREADY A ROTTEN DEAD MAN WORKING.THAT IS WHY UR YANSH CANT STOP SMELLIMG NA LAFF WAN KILL ME!! EVERY BODY, DERBI THE COW IS TRYING TO TELL US THAT HE IS AN AIDS PATIENT.CALAMITY SHALL BEFALL UR SOUL MORE THAN EVER.UR GENERATION SHALL BE IMPOTENT,U SHALL LANGUISH LIKE A ROTTEN ROOT VEGETABLE.GO BACK TO SATAN WHO SENT YOU.CANCER OF THE APPENDIX SHALL STRIKE UR BODY AND SOUL.U ARE AN OLD HOMOHABILIS, A DISCARDED TOAD AND A ROTTEN TAPE WORM, FOOL AT FIFTY,MAMAL WHO HAS NO CONTROL OF HIS ANUS DERBI AKA DEVIL,U SHALL BECOME A WORKING SKELETON,AN OBJECT OF SACRIFICE.U SHALL WORK NAKED IN THE CHURCH, U SHALL BECOME A FAGGOT THAT WILL RAPE HIS MALE CHILDREN. BIG HEAD, FAT SMELLING ASS, NOSENSE, WHAT A PITTY!! | | |
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Forum / Religion / Re: 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning |
on: 26-06-2010 03:42 AM
| SALES! SALES!! SALES!!! THERE IS A MAD DOG HERE WHO NEEDS TO BE SOLD, BECOUSE HE MESS(FART) TOO MUCH. AND HE LIKES molesting HIS OWN CHILDREN DURING THEIR MENSTRUAL PERIOD HIS NAME IS DERBI, BUT WE CALL HIM DERTI DOGGY HERE ON NP BECOUSE OF HIS HIGH LEVEL OF MADNESS AND ANIMALISM. THE AMOUNT IS 10 NAIRA.YOU NEED TO CUT OFF HIS YANSH BECOUSE IT SMELLS TOO MUCH, IF NOT ODOUR WILL SORPHOCATE YOU WHAT A FUNNY LITLE COMMEDIAN, PUORING ME COLD WATER, EVERY REASONABLE HUMAN BEING WE KNOW THAT WHAT U ARE SAYING ARE SENSLESS JOKE.... DERBI AKA DOGGY, U THINK I AM JOKING WITH YOU HERE? I DESPLAYED THIS ADVERT SINCE, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BUY YOU BECOUSE OF YOUR YANSH AND ARMPIT ODOUR WHAT AN OLD REJECTED HELPLESS DOG.DERBI AKA DEVIL,YOU WILL BOIL INSIDE TILL UR TEMPERATURE GETS HIGH.EVRYBODY COMES HERE TO LAUGH AT DERBI THE MAD OLD SMELLING DOG.DERBI YOU ARE HELPLESS.NOBODY CAN EVEN BUY FOR 10 NAIRA,BODY ODOUR IS A DESEASE | | |
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Forum / Religion / Re: 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning |
on: 26-06-2010 03:34 AM
| @EMIRATESKYD U CAN NEVER SEE WHAT I SEE BECOUSE U ARE BLIND, TO DAY IS THE 4TH DAY OF MY CURSES PREPARED TO DISTROY UR DESTINY, THE CHILDREN OF GOD WALK ROUND THE WALL OF JERICLE SEVEN TIMES AND THE WALL OF JERICLE FALL DOWN FLAT, I AM STILL WALKING ROUND U VERY SOON U WILL MELT LIKE CANCLE AND LATER UR LIGHT WILL OFF AMEN AND AMEN, SO I CURES TODAY THAT U WILL NOT DIE SURDEN DEATH BUT, A VERY SLOW PAINFUL DEATH WITH PAINS AND AGONY ALONG WITH IT AND AS U DIE U SHALL CAST INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT WHERE U WILL FALL AND FALL AND FALL, FOR HETERNITY AMEN AND AMEN.....
:oHMMMMN, WHO DO WE HAVE HERE, DERBI AKA DEVIL IS BACK SURE, I CANT SEE WHAT YOU CAN SEE,BECOUSE YOU SEE ONLY HELL FIRE AND YOUR DAUGHTERS YANSH DERBI AKA DOGGY IS COPYING MY WORD AGAIN, U ARE SO DULL AT YOUR AGE TO COME OUT WITH SOMETHING CREATIVE DERBI AKA DEMON, U WILL DIE IN PUBLIC TOILET,UR BODY WILL BE LEFT THERE TO DECAY,THEN IT WILL BE USED AS MANURE IN WEED AND TOBACCO PLANTATION.I CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND ALL THE THINGS U ARE SAYING BECOUSE OF UR HIGH RATE OF GRAMATICAL BLUNDER.U ARE AN UNREPENTANT SHAMELESS SEA ANEMON, A BORING DRY HERMIT CRAB, A FORBIDDEN SATANIC PROPERTY AND A SMELLING DEAD PIG WITH NO AMBITION.THAT UR POT BELLY SHALL SWELL UP AND BECOME A SHELTER FOR VULTURES.YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS SHALL USE UR BODY PARTS AS FIREWOOD TO COOK BURKUTU U SHALL SMELL MORE THAN U ARE ALREADY SMELLING.ENDLESS HARVOC SHALL MAKE YOU SELL UR OWN MANHOOD, THAT IS IF U HAVE ONE YOU SHALL GET PARALYSED FOR LIFE,U SHALL BLEED ENDLESSLY THROUGH YOUR DISGUSTING ANUS.DERBI AKA DEVIL, U ARE A HELPLESS MORON, A SUBSAHARAN GORILLA,A FORGOTTEN SHIT LEFT TO DECAY IN AN UNKNOWN DESTINATION.DERBI AKA DEAD MAN U WILL DIE BEFORE KING EMIRATESKYD EVEN START WITH YOU.RELEGATED VOMIT, STATUE OF MOCKERY DISGUSTING OLD CONTRABAND | | |
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Forum / Religion / Re: 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning |
on: 24-06-2010 09:14 AM
| ;DHAHAHA, DERBI AKA DEVIL, SO U THINK YOUR WORDS ARE GETTING TO US.I CAN SEE U ARE PUTING THE WHOLE OF YOUR EMOTIONS IN THIS U WILL CATCH HEART ATTACK VERY SOON;D YOU THINK YOU ARE IMPORTANT? YOU HAVE BECOME AN ELEMENT OF DISGUST, AS FOR ME, EVEN YOR NAME MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THROWING UP,GOD FORBID BAD THING!!THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT U CAN DO NO SHIT ABOUT ANY BODY HERE, U UNREPETANT, MISRABLE MALAWIAN DOG.IT IS LACK OF JOB THAT IS MAKING U BEHAVE LIKE A HUNGRY DONKEY.YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO AT YOU OLD AGE.THAT IS HOW U WILL DIE STUPIDLY AND BURN IN THE ENDLESS PIT OF HELL. OLD MAN, NO SENSE OF REASONING.HELPLESS ANIMAL, FRUSTRTED DEMON,UNCIRCUMSICED SOUL, FOOL FOREVER I CAN NEVER STOP LAFFING AT DERBI, AKA DOGGY HAHAHAHA....... | | | |