> Now you'll know the rest of the story.

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> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.

> Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the

> owner of the "Knee Deep Schitt Inn." Jack Schitt

> married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

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> Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shorty after

> childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,

> two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son

> Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school

> drop-out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a

> son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married

> the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg

> Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

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> Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and

> they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

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> NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT!