A guy is walking on the beach when he comes upon a golden lantern half buried in the sand. He picks it up and rubs it to get the sand off and a Genie appears and says: "Master I am your Genie and I am here to grant you three wishes, but I must tell you, whatever you wish for your wife will be given twice as much." So the guy thinks a second and says "What the heck, OK, go ahead and grant my three wishes." The Genie says: "Your first wish Master?" The guy says: "I want a mansion built on that hill." The Genie says: "Yes Master, and your wife will get two mansions." Then Bam! That's done, he gets one mansion, she gets two. The Genie says "Your second wish Master?" and the guy says "I want $100,000,000 in the bank." The Genie responds saying: "Ok and your wife will get $200,000,000." The guy agrees and Bam! That's done! The Genie then says: "Master, Your third wish?" and the guy says: "I want you to beat me half to death!"
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