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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Langage on: 2-02-2011 11:27 AM
Spoking engrish is fery fery simple, u ron efen nid to ko to skul, mbok i rosen't sabi akain, o
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: death by wolu wulu on: 2-02-2011 11:12 AM
very funny lol
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pals, between Ladies & Guys who is the BIGGEST LIAR? on: 2-02-2011 11:10 AM
jst passing
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: WHERE IS GOD? on: 2-02-2011 11:08 AM
 Grin Nice one poster
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Romantic Poem >>>>>>>>I Dreamt! on: 2-02-2011 11:05 AM
Quote from: Abolore05 on 30-01-2011 11:23 AM
I had a dream,
A Special kind of dream,
I Dreamt of Ur manly Smell,
so Sweet and Erotic,
I Dreamt of ur voice
So Husky and beckoning me
I Dreamt of ur Eyes
so sharp and gentle
I Dreamt of Ur Lips So Warm and sensuous
I Dreamt of ur Arms
So Strong and powerful
Yet so gentle.....
I Dreamt of u,
The Love of My Life
My Hero....
My Knight in Shining Armor
I Dreamt of the Fierce in ur Voice when u r angry
and I Dreamt of the Laughter in ur Voice when u r Teasing
I dreamt of a Place so Peaceful and Romantic
I dreamt of u My Luv
i know i can never b happier
With Someone else
Love U sooo Much My Beloveth!
 Kiss Kiss Kiss

Poster, which one b dis one na. u dream, u dream, u dream, why u no wake up, so dat make u no drim again. abi na u be dat Josef wey i don dey hear tay tay abt. Oloshi, dey der dey drim, d monkey dey jolly wif anoda chick, u stil dey drim.
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: coolest joke ever! on: 2-02-2011 10:59 AM
Quote from: mrvoue on  2-02-2011 09:54 AM
Quote from: coolandrea on  2-02-2011 09:48 AM
Dat head na sacrifice o...
Embarrassed  Embarrassed  Embarrassed b like sey i go dey wear helmet now. Angry

Abi u want wear helmet on top helmet, check out ur head, o boy.
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A Penis and His Ball on: 2-02-2011 10:54 AM
nice try.............
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wise dog on: 2-02-2011 10:52 AM
no time, abeg
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HELMET PALAVA on: 2-02-2011 10:50 AM
 Grin cool
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds on: 2-02-2011 10:49 AM
Quote from: yuu12 on 31-01-2011 12:53 PM
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Abeg, make we call vigilante boys, make dem help us find Bob. Ehe.. one more tin, na Bob miss him wife or na him wife miss am, coz i no fit understand
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ARE YOU A GOOD MATHEMATICIAN????????????? THEN TRY THIS on: 2-02-2011 10:44 AM
Quote from: bodeniyi on 14-10-2010 06:38 PM
I tire oo.. na me born the driver?? how would you expect me to know his age just by how many people wey don enter him bus.... think it over.

O boy si me si wahala o! people enter bus, dem commot 4 d bus stop wey dem want, wetin b my biz for there. If u want knw d age of the driver, abeg make u go ask him mama, she go sabi but as for me, my hand no dey there o, b4 u go say na me talk am.
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: I’ve slept with 700 women on: 2-02-2011 10:32 AM
Quote from: joyouesjoy on  1-02-2011 04:02 PM
He needs deliverance, hope he has not slept with his mum too.

Why r u criticizing dis guy. If u had an oportunity now to meet him, tel me whether u 4 no open ur legs wide open give am, ehn. Abi u dey vex say u no dey among d 700 girls wey don enjoy d guy ting. abeg mind ur biz jo.
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: I’ve slept with 700 women on: 1-02-2011 11:28 AM
o boy kudos to u. since dem gals no wan close thier legs, make u help us teach them how far.
Abeg make una leave ma guy alone, abi him force dem gals to open their legs for am, no agreement abi; na case of e swit me e swit u, who go pay.
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: HE WAS RAPED on: 3-08-2010 11:52 AM
Quote from: nicestobi on  2-07-2010 05:42 AM
It was like a dream wen a friend of mine told me wat happened to him.this was his exact words
 "OBI I WAS RAPED". so shocked was i, that i asked BY WHO?
and he said: BY SOME GIRLS at a neigbouring school not far from ours

abeg tell me d name of d skool, i'd lyk to go n get raped too

15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: HE WAS RAPED on: 3-08-2010 11:27 AM
Quote from: akunneobosi on  1-08-2010 05:38 PM

oh boy, i dey jealous u oh. I wish i was in ur shoe
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: HE WAS RAPED on: 3-08-2010 11:22 AM
Quote from: nellkiss on  2-07-2010 10:16 PM
Quote from: blings_is_back on  2-07-2010 04:07 PM

        careful guy,b4 we go gang rape u here..

abeg, make una come rape me, i dey beg una
17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man sells 42-day-old daughter, says no money to cater for her on: 3-08-2010 11:14 AM
na wa oh....
18  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian boy, 15 yr old Zac Olumegbon, stabbed to death in UK on: 6-07-2010 11:03 AM
It's so pathetic, and it's therefore a slap on the face of Nigerians. Oyibo men are enjoying freedom and protection in Nigeria, meanwhile they are slaughtering us over there one by one and nobody is asking a question. May God save us all. Anyway, May d young man's soul rest in perfect peace.
19  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What will u do in a situation like this. on: 1-07-2010 11:17 PM
Why not give him/her a fair hearing to either defend his/herself or better still plead for leniency. You may neva know what he/she has to say if you continue shutting him/her out.   
20  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Cheating :'( on: 1-07-2010 10:21 PM
Do you think a relationship can survive after one of you cheats ?

For me it just couldn't.....I tried but the trust was broken and the thought of what she had done was constantly in my head and things were never right again.

I believe that if you really loved someone you wouldn't cheat on them. What your view on this?

Nobody is perfect, there are different reasons as to why we cheat, sometimes due to greed or pressure.
When there is a genuine repentance from ur partner, u guys can always work things out so long as there is love betwin d both of u, after all the devil u know is beta dan d angel u don't
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