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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / What is politics?! on: 26-10-2011 06:00 PM
A boy asks his father what politics is. D father responded by saying; Let’s look at dis analogy weda it makes some sense. Im d head of dis house, lets call me CAPITALISM. Ur mother is the administrator of the money, so let’s call her d GOVERNMENT. U  are d PEOPLE. Ur younger brother is the FUTURE. Our nanny represents the WORKING CLASS. Later dat nyt, d boy heard his baby brother crying and decided to check on him. He realised the boy has soiled his diapers while his mother is fast asleep. So, he decided not to disturb her. He went to d nanny’s room, but was not there. He headed for d guest room and peeps tru d keyhole, only to find the dad and d nanny together in bed! He gave up and went to sleep. D following morning, he went to d dad and said: ‘dad, i think ive gotten an an idea of what politics is’ . D dad said good and asks what his opinion was. D boy responded by saying: while d CAPITALISM is ‘screwing’ the WORKING CLASS, d GOVERNMENT is sound asleep, d PEOPLE are being neglected and d FUTURE is in deep SHIT!!! So, what’s ur own idea of politics?!
2  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Caught Red-Handed on: 26-10-2011 05:57 PM
pretend as if nofin happens!
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 18 Years Old Man Arrested For molesting 8 Years Old Girl on: 26-10-2011 05:54 PM
dis is serious!
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 47 Years Old Man Impregnates 13 Years Old Girl Left In His Care on: 26-10-2011 05:53 PM
too bad!
5  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Juju Musician Obesere Arrested Over N3 Million Debt on: 29-07-2011 04:00 PM
DIS NA WHITE LIE. OBESERE BIG PASS N3M!
6  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Amber Rose To Host Modelling Show In Nigeria (After Nood Photos) on: 26-07-2011 04:37 PM
Quote from: DMG17 on  2-07-2011 01:23 PM
"Stupid Foolish Shameless uncultured Satanic Irresponsible illiterate devilish Waste-Bin Good For Nothing Smelling Useless Girl"
SHE OFFENDS U PERSONALLY? WHY ALL DIS MANY MANY OYINBO?
7  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Meet Nigeria's Most Bootilicious Girl; Tolu Oniru AKA Toolz AKA Mrs Endowed on: 26-07-2011 04:27 PM
TO TALK TRUTH, DIS BABE IS HMMMMMMMMMMMMM! SHE IS SOO INVITING!
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Immaculate Photos Of Her Excellency; Patience Dame Jonathan on: 10-06-2011 09:38 AM
I TANK GOD FOR HER. SHE IS A LUCKY WOMAN!
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 2 pregnant women, 7 toddlers, 12 others die in auto crash on: 9-06-2011 04:07 PM
may their souls rest well, amen.
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Forbes 2011 List Of Richest Men In Africa on: 9-06-2011 10:55 AM
i will soon overthrow all of dem and be d No. 1
11  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Ambitious and not romantic or romantic and no ambition on: 26-05-2011 10:54 AM
ladies matter!
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Obasanjo Clock!!! on: 19-05-2011 01:54 PM
Quote from: harold634 on 19-05-2011 01:46 PM
Meaningless post
have u found anytin meaningful?!
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: ‘Malaria kills 4,500 pregnant women annually’ on: 19-05-2011 01:52 PM
too bad.
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Obasanjo Clock!!! on: 19-05-2011 11:51 AM
Former First Lady Stella died and went to heaven. As she stood before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clock behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time a person lies, the hand on the clock moves." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hand has never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that?" St. Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikiwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life". "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!!!
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Report: UK ordered 'virginity tests' on migrants on: 19-05-2011 11:46 AM
abeg, make dem come do dat tin for my village o!
16  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Lagos Settles for Refurbished Train Cars For Its Light Rail Project! on: 18-05-2011 04:30 PM
IT WILL BE OF GREAT RELIEVE TO LAGOSIANS. FASOLA, RIDE ON. MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BE WITH U.
17  Forum / The Buzz Central / Lagos Settles for Refurbished Train Cars For Its Light Rail Project! on: 18-05-2011 04:16 PM
Governor Fashola and his key officials that visited Toronto, Canada last week might have settled for the purchase of 15-year-old H6s model train cars from the Toronto Transit Commission (TTC) to operate on the Lagos light rail mass transportation project now under construction.
 
Babatunde Fashola was on inspection tour in Toronto Canada to inspect facilities and numbers of used subway cars currently being operated by the city’s local transportation commission. The visit allows the governor to experience first hand, the operation of the city’s underground railway lines, which was first commissioned in 1954.

The Toronto subway and RT is a rapid transit system in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, consisting of both underground and elevated railway lines. In December 2010, the City of Toronto launched its new fleet of subway cars that will replace the existing ones — being considered by Lagos state. It is believed Fashola is opting for the used trains due to the high cost of buying new ones, which experts say runs into several millions of dollars . Subway cars — equivalent of trains — are series of connected railroad cars used for intra city (urban) transportation, usually underground and operated by electricity.
 
The Lagos train system, christened Blue Line, will run from Okokomaiko in the west of Lagos to CMS in Central Lagos and is
expected to provide alternative transportation for thousands of Lagosians moving from the western axis of the city to the city centre everyday.The infrastructure will consist of 27km of double track, 13 passengers stations, and a 1250-metre 4-track bridge.The Blue line will be the first of 7 light rail transit that will eventually comprise the Lagos urban rail network.The trains will travel at speeds up to 100 kilometres an hour, running at five-minute intervals at peak hours.

Already substantial work has begun on the project between the National Theatre in Iganmu and Mile 2. According to a recent 2011 Monthly Progress Report on the project, all the columns for the concourse at the Lagos end of the Rail line have been completely cast to the Alaba Station’s elevated level with the concretes currently being cured while the superstructure work on the Station is still in progress. The construction is being handled by China Civil Engineering Construction Corporation (CCECC), working seven days a week on the site. CPCS Transcom Ltd., an Ottawa-based company, serves as lead adviser to the project. CPCS provides the conceptual design, business strategy and preliminary engineering, and is now the adviser for the Lagos government in its negotiations with the private company that will operate the transit line.


Currently, at its construction stage, over 4,000, are engaged at various skills level on the light rail project while over 8,000 Nigerians will be engaged to work on the system when it takes off. For now, thousands are also engaged in a secondary economy - supplying raw material inputs, food and refreshments to those working at the sites.
The $1.12-billion project, is the first modern light-rail systems in sub-Saharan Africa. A governance monitoring group, Citizen Affairs, has shown keen interest in the project, tasking the state government to publish details of projected overall cost of the ongoing project and regularly update stockholders and Lagosians on its development

Governor Fashola, who had said during the campaigns that the inspection would take place once the elections were over, is being accompanied on the inspection tour by the Commissioner for Economic Planning, Mr. Ben Akabueze, his Science and Technology counterpart, Dr. Obafemi Hamzat, the Special Adviser for Works, Engineer Ganiyu Johnson, the Managing Director of the Metropolitan Area and Transport Authority (LAMATA) and the Director General of the Public Private Partnership Office, Mr. Ayo Gbeleyi.
18  Forum / The Buzz Central / Obasanjo And Bode George Fight Over Ministerial List! on: 18-05-2011 04:13 PM
As President Jonathan forms his cabinet, are we going to experience the usual compensatory political recycling PDP is notorious for to calm politicians rejected by their people at the polls. For instance: Iyabo Obasanjo as Health Minister, Omisore as Internal Affairs Minister, Gbenga Daniel in Works and Housing, Oyinlola in Defence and Alao Akala in Police Affairs!! Dimeji Bankole as Nigerian Ambassador to United States. Bode George as Special Adviser. Lagosians, what do you think?
19  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: 2face Idibia and Dbanj Nominated For 2011 BET Award on: 18-05-2011 04:06 PM
KUDOS TO D GUYS!
20  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Iron Man!: Goodluck Jonathan Orders Dangote To Crash The Price Of Cement on: 17-05-2011 03:48 PM
NOW, U DE ACT LIKE MR. PRESIDO! KUDOS.
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